Yoshi-P: Okay, everyone, did you finish your homework? You were supposed to list your top 3 FF games and why they are your favorites.
Hiroshi: Yep, here’s mine.
Yoshi: All right, let’s see here: “Final Fantasy IX” and then…”Final Fantasy IX”…and finally, “Final Fantasy IX”. ……
Hiroshi: You going to read why they‘re my favorites?
Yoshi: Favorites? You only listed one, eh, whatever, let’s see, “fuck you if you think this requires an explanation”.
Hiroshi: I think that’s more than adequate.
Yoshi: Okay, well, maybe Kazutoyo’s paper will have more variety…..this is exactly what Hiroshi wrote. Did you copy his paper?!
Kazutoyo: Of course not, remember, I was out of town, I only got back this morning. You can check my texts and such.
Yoshi: No, that’s fine. Ryota, I’m going to assume-
Ryota: Yep, same thing.
Yoshi: All right, goddamn it, people, look, we all know IX is obviously the best one. The series creator says it’s the best, the series composer says it’s the best, my grandparents who have never played a FF in their life somehow knew IX was the best when the topic came up at our family reunion, but goddamn it, lists like this need variety! So right now, I want new lists from everybody, and IX is excluded because it’s completely obvious it should be everyone’s #1! Got it?!
Hiroshi: Wait, so what was your list like-
(Yoshi tosses his list out the window): Uh, irrelevant, like I said, new lists!
Everyone else: