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[Frank the Great]

We fucking sold Cristante.

To give minutes to a Chelsea youth player.

What the fuck are we doing.

There's no point anymore.

 

[Bold One]

David De Gea ‏@D_DeGea 2m
Thanks for all mate! @S_Kagawa0317 !! We'll miss you!! Good luck on your new adventure.

Fuck Woody ;_;

 

[Yurt]

:lol

"Why would they go to a club without Champions' League football"

:lol

you got lucky with all four.

Monaco were DESPERATE to off load Falcao. Not only is Berba cheaper but he's also a lot better in France.

Di Maria's story is well known. He got James'd and Ozil'd by Perez

Herrera is literally a nobody. I bet he's faceless in FIFA, and his rating is in the 60s because no one really bothered to watch him

who else? Rojo? He's a convicted rapist and he wanted to get outta there ASAP to dodge the authorities


and Shaw is fat m8

ambitious players like Evrahimovich and Vidic are gone, seeking greener pastures abroad. And yes, they're greener because the stadiums are empty.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

you got lucky with all four.

Monaco were DESPERATE to off load Falcao. Not only is Berba cheaper but he's also a lot better in France.

Di Maria's story is well known

Herrera is literally a nobody. I bet he's faceless in FIFA, and his rating is in the 60s because no one really bothered to watch him

who else? Rojo? He's a convicted rapist and he wanted to get outta there ASAP to dodge the authorities


and Shaw is fat m8

Still got Blind tho m8.

 

[Lashley]

Luke Shaw is not fat. Wtf?

 

[figadapaura]

Luke Shaw is not fat. Wtf?

It's a meme now.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Sad thing is the biggest reason we are happy about Falcao even though he isn't really plugging the holes in our team is that our morale is so far down that any positive changes is something to be cheered about.

Even though it's another. fucking. striker.

 

[panty]

I will only watch ManU's games this season.

I just signed an exclusive deal with myself.

 

[Carbonox]

Luke Shaw is Hendricks levels of fat, m9's.

 

[Lashley]

Packed at Upton Park

 

[Freewheelin']

halp



someone

oh FFS

CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE

JESUS

 

[figadapaura]

Sad thing is the biggest reason we are happy about Falcao even though he isn't really plugging the holes in our team is that our morale is so far down that any positive changes is something to be cheered about.

Even though it's another. fucking. striker.

We'll just outscore the opposition innit. 5 up front. Can't fail.

 

[Yurt]

Still got Blind tho m8.

the Eredivisie is the equivalent of a brothel, we all can get some there.


except for Mr Cola, because he'll be playing with his iPod Nano.

 

[Tc91]

Sad thing is the biggest reason we are happy about Falcao even though he isn't really plugging the holes in our team is that our morale is so far down that any positive changes is something to be cheered about.

Even though it's another. fucking. striker.

Reminds me of the RVP signing in a way.

When someone like that is available you gotta try to get them and if you end up getting them then great. Unless you're Arsene of course.

 

[Bold One]

Sad thing is the biggest reason we are happy about Falcao even though he isn't really plugging the holes in our team is that our morale is so far down that any positive changes is something to be cheered about.

Even though it's another. fucking. striker.

Is he a better finisher than Welbeck though?

 

[Da DreadLord]

the Eredivisie is the equivalent of a brothel, we all can get some there.

Kinda like serie a then.

 

[Carbonox]

Packed at Upton Park

He looks the spitting image of my mate who is also a West Ham fan and also has a beard that big.


kev m8 is that you?

 

[Lashley]

 

[K1LLER7]

Goodbye Hernandez


Hello Falcao

 

[WAR recon zero]

fucking Chicharito

what a day to be alive

 

[Juz]

Falcao is a very weird signing.

Won't fix the biggest problems in United's squad and still no CL football for him.

Still fucking jelly that they will get him while Wenger is going to Rome to do fuck all..

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Reminds me of the RVP signing in a way.

When someone like that is available you gotta try to get them and if you end up getting them then great. Unless you're Arsene of course.

Our midfield situation was better that time though.

Plus we had Vidic at the back.

 

[Freewheelin']

Welp, looks like the board are getting frustrated with Arsene.

Maybe they'll take this into their own hands and try and get someone in.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

So much bullshit. Arsenal don't leak. It is now at the point where I just don't listen to reporters who claim to know what is happening at Arsenal.

There are three people who are more senior at the club than Wenger and I doubt any of them would speak to the media.

 

[Yurt]

Kinda like serie a then.

not all teams

Juve is the stripper you can't fuck. YOU CAN WATCH BUT YOU CANT TOUCH BB

 

[figadapaura]

Eeeeeeh Sky saying we're in for Ryan Shawcross.

 

[KidA Seven]

David De Gea ‏@D_DeGea 2m
Thanks for all mate! @S_Kagawa0317 !! We'll miss you!! Good luck on your new adventure.

Fuck Woody ;_;

 

[Tc91]

Oh god

Express: Jorge Mendes has offered Monaco's Joao Moutinho to Manchester United and PL side open for talks

Horse, hold me.

 

[Danchi]

Wenger is going to Rome to do fuck all..

Peace on Earth, m8.

 

[figadapaura]

Anderson to Burnley?

loooooooooool

what is this day?

 

[K1LLER7]

Moutinho and Shawcross too.

Woodward has gone mad.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Oh god



Horse, hold me.

Did florentino just bought United?

Moutinho would be pretty much what you guys need

 

[Lashley]

If Wenger really is going to a charity event then that is a fucking joke.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Making just found a bargain

 

[feel]

Holy shit just woke up to this. Congrats guys.

 

[KidA Seven]

Oh god



Horse, hold me.

 

[Yurt]

Goodbye Hernandez


Hello Falcao

what a disgrace of a post.

have some respect

 

[Freewheelin']

OMG :lol

this has cheered me up a bit

 

[Batongen]

Wooden - Swedish media reporting Alex Kacaniklic to Copenhagen. Wut!?

 

[figadapaura]

OMG :lol

this has cheered me up a bit

:lol

 

[figadapaura]

Leicester want Lawrence on a perm.

 

[Lashley]

Good. Hope RvP rots. Fucking Judas.

 

[Salazar]

Moutinho and Shawcross too.

Woodward has gone mad.

Shawcross is bollocks

I'm not just saying that because I hate him with every fibre

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Woody going for the jugular

 

[The Atticus]

Good. Hope RvP rots. Fucking Judas.

Lol

 

[brokenbeans]

the Eredivisie is the equivalent of a brothel, we all can get some there.


except for Mr Cola, because he'll be playing with his iPod Nano.

Salty cunt.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Good. Hope RvP rots. Fucking Judas.

 

[inky]

You guys are a bunch of ingrates. Chicha did great for you to get 2 championships and you still sat his ass on the bench, misused him to hell last season particularly and made the guy lose his confidence. Yea, he needed to go, you know, a fresh start, but don't act like you couldn't wait to see the back of him a year ago ;P

 

[The Atticus]

Gonna miss Chicha <3
One of my favourite United players in a long while.

 

[figadapaura]

You guys are a bunch of ingrates. Chicha did great for you and you still sat his ass on the bench, misused him to hell last season particularly and made the guy lose his confidence.

Yea, he needed to go, you know, a fresh start, but don't act like you couldn't wait to see the back of him a year ago ;P

I am not the manager.