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[Xater]

This video never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOPyRRB9yWI

Oh yes. This is quality game journalism.

 

[Heel]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

"So this is where the big boys play video games, huh?"

 

[Phatmac]

Too late.

HE'S HERE! OH GOD

 

[diggler41]

"So this is where the big boys play video games, huh?"

"Look at the adjective, play"

 

[sub_o]

Too late.

And we have him here in the thread, just reading, and tweeting based on the responses here..

 

[Myggen]

The Giantbomb thread happened.

Haha, yeah pretty much. This reminds me of what happens during the transfer window in the Premier League. Endless speculation based on nothing, people blowing up small stuff to mean the world etc.It's MAAAAAAAAAAADNESS I TELL YOU!

Anyways, Dan is probably joining Polygon or something? They seem to be hiring every other game journalist out there with that sweet Vox Media Money.

edit: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Too late.

 

[firehawk12]

Too late.

lol

 

[OdysseusVA]

Too late.

Confirmation! Congrats! I hope the move goes smooth.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Don't look guys, but I think we're being watched.

Also Dan in the GB Thread, Half Life 3 confirmed.

 

[alr1ght]

Dan is coming for Evilore.

 

[Brashnir]

Dan is coming for Evilore.

gross.

 

[BearPawB]

The nWo picture would explain the tweets. Then there's the Mike McWhertor tweet.

Then there's the fact that Phil Kollar is offering Dan his couch while he finds a place to stay.

I'm beginning to think that the whole thing was a swerve and Dan is going to Polygon.

Phil used to work at GI, they are good friends

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Office hazing prank: cover all of Dan's cubicle with pictures of the mask from Super Mario Bros. 2

 

[demidar]

This is too perfect. I dun wanna be played like a damn fiddle. Setting expectations to 0.

 

[funkystudent]

Dan = chico = quiet

 

[Haunted]

THE ARM IS HIS WIFE

 

[Heel]

This story line needs a proper build up.

Jeff should just set up a random guard rail in the office for Dan to jump over in plain clothes and harass people on the video set for a few weeks. Mess up Drews hair, etc.

"Where's Scoops? Boy have I got a scoop for you..."

 

[Punchy4486]

How depressing would it be to see the entire internet game community is psyched to have you go to Giany Bomb while you know you're going to a place none of them like or respect? At least that Internet Explorer money could fund another Air Force Gator, I guess...

 

[Alucrid]

if you had to pick a dad as new hire who would you giantbomb to staff

 

[jschreier]

Congratulations to Dan Ryckert on his new gig at popular wrestling blog NeoGAF.com.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Everybody is turning up now. Madness!

 

[daydream]

Who can we summon next?

 

[DaBuddaDa]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/472430708447653888

I call bullshit!

 

[Backfoggen]

Too late.

Gongrats on getting the Gamebomb job.

 

[Xater]

Congratulations to Dan Ryckert on his new gig at popular wrestling blog NeoGAF.com.

I think you mean legitshook.com.

 

[chogidogs]

Who can we summon next?

Satan?

 

[Patryn]

So I see the gaming journalism mafia has gone from trolling the internet to trolling this thread directly.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

What if Dan actually joins NeoGaf so they can go to E3? What then?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Goddamnit game journalists I'm trying to sleep. Stop piping up randomly just to tease us!

 

[Geek]

OK

 

[Keyser Soze]

Too late.

Congratulations to Dan Ryckert on his new gig at popular wrestling blog NeoGAF.com.

 

[SlowRevolution]

Who can we summon next?

quick someone say that brad is bad at games

 

[Kelas]

Who can we summon next?

Let me try.

Babar the elephant.
Babar the elephant.
Babar the elephant.

Now we wait.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

That's right Anime Vice is coming back at ya

At least that website still exists, more than be said for Screened anyhow.

 

[Phatmac]

Welcome to the #RealityEra

 

[darkressurection]

We have to push Ryckert for SummerSlam.

 

[Hot Coldman]

What, I'm not allowed to be literal?

You're a GAFfer. We don't believe in literacy.

 

[tm24]

This story line needs a proper build up.

Jeff should just set up a random guard rail in the office for Dan to jump over in plain clothes and harass people on the video set for a few weeks. Mess up Drews hair, etc.

"Where's Scoops? Boy have I got a scoop for you..."

Friend Heel, you are a great booker

 

[Brashnir]

You're a GAFfer. We don't believe in literacy.

Hell, at least two-thirds of us don't know the difference between there, their, and they're.

 

[alr1ght]

yall getting played like a chair

 

[NumberThree]

Too late.

Congratulations to Dan Ryckert on his new gig at popular wrestling blog NeoGAF.com.

What, I'm not allowed to be literal?

Okay, what's happening here?

 

[Myggen]

At least that website still exists, more than be said for Screened anyhow.

Did Anime Vice ever really exist? Think about it.

Anyways, it's gonna be Polygon and Dan is going to break all our hearts. Fucking Polygon, man.

 

[securitypigeon]

To be fair, (potentially) hiring the man that wrote 'Air Force Gator' and its sequel is the MOST perfect fit for GB.

 

[Xater]

The GB GAF and WrassleGAF crossover is amazing.

 

[Brashnir]

Okay, what's happening here?

Fun is being had at our expense.


I'm ok with it.

 

[demidar]

Sugar bottles need to be involved.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

And then the new hire pulls off the hood and it really was Jared Rosen all along

 

[Keyser Soze]

My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!
My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!
My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!
My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!
My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!
My client, Dan Ryckert conquered The Gerstmann's undefeated streak at Windjammers!!!

 

[Zabant]

GAFfers really are the smarks of the gaming community. Very knowledgeable, know the personalities behind the scenes and pretty much correct when it comes to predicting stuff.

But boy are they insufferable shits who are easily trolled.