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Jintor

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It'd be amazing if Hayter made an MST3K track of him being snake to just play over the top of Ground Zeroes/Phantom Pain, lol.

almost certainly not worth the effort but a man can dream
 

obonicus

Member
Op-eds are forum posts. Learn something new every day.

I've always felt like Patrick's opinions haven't really become differentiated enough from a forum poster -- that's how he typically sounds or reads to me. A good poster, sure, but his insights aren't different enough for me to find much interest in them, unlike, say, Jeff's. I think he's a pretty entertaining guy, though.

Also, Patrick linked to Max Temkin's post on his tumblr, which is a take I like a lot more. Not because I necessarily agree with it, but because it doesn't treat idealism like a system malfunction.
 

Bookoo

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I thought the article was pretty fair and did a nice job consolidating all the things into one post.


Not like it matters now, but I really wonder who they heard was going to buy Oculus.
 
Oh dear. Vinny got his hands on that make-your-own-manga software that released on Steam no too long ago.

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Tan

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I am excited.

I feel like this can be applied as well

I thought the article was pretty fair and did a nice job and consolidating all the things into one post.


Not like it matters now, but I really wonder who they heard was going to buy Oculus.
 

frostyxc

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Opinions are like a-holes, right? They all end up getting abused in pornography. I think that's how the saying goes, anyway...

After perusing Mr. Kleptok's opinion piece about the Oculus adoption by Facebook... what's the problem? If you don't agree with his line of thought, that's fine. It doesn't make Kleptok a moron or some anti-crowd sourcing scourge. If you think that Facebook is the devil and that Oculus is going to burn in a sulphur hot tub... go for it. People can have opposing opinions without having to rely on bombastic language to describe how "off" someone is in their thinking. We don't know the full details, as it happened on Monday, so let's wait a year or so before passing judgement on who is way off base. Let's do some wild speculation (and lots of cocaine!) and just have some fun, folks!

As for my VERY IMPORTANT view on this: Oculus VR is a business that got acquired by a bigger business. Who cares if their first round of funding came from donations via Kickstarter? They delivered on the promise for that deal. No one was Michael Rooker-ed... yet. This isn't a dictatorship run by the internet opinion, right? Oculus can choose to do business or sell out to anyone they so choose. They went from a cool idea with no product to $400 million and some stock that could be worth less than my socks in six months. I wish my socks were worth $1.6 billion... Anyway, who wouldn't take that kind of payday after a few years of research and presumably medium-to-hard work? You would all jump that opportunity's bones in a split second, just like you would Don Johnson at a Miami Vice convention. Your obsession with Don Johnson is a bit weird. I don't get it.

As for Notch pulling the plug on an Oculus port of Minecraft... that made me laugh. Now this is only my opinion from my dungeon beneath a steel foundry... but I'm not sure how much longer Sweden can contain Notch's ego. I don't know if he'll grow into the indie impresario that he imagines himself to be, but for now he's the multi-millionaire Minecraft guy who shares profits with Apple, Microsoft and Google (through app and game sales), yet pictures Facebook as some sort of creep. Uh... maybe his sombrero is too tight, or the brim has a reality distortion field in it. I don't know. I just use beer to create one. It's far cheaper and quite refreshing!
 
Opinions are like a-holes, right? They all end up getting abused in pornography. I think that's how the saying goes, anyway...

After perusing Mr. Kleptok's opinion piece about the Oculus adoption by Facebook... what's the problem? If you don't agree with his line of thought, that's fine. It doesn't make Kleptok a moron or some anti-crowd sourcing scourge. If you think that Facebook is the devil and that Oculus is going to burn in a sulphur hot tub... go for it. People can have opposing opinions without having to rely on bombastic language to describe how "off" someone is in their thinking. We don't know the full details, as it happened on Monday, so let's wait a year or so before passing judgement on who is way off base. Let's do some wild speculation (and lots of cocaine!) and just have some fun, folks!

As for my VERY IMPORTANT view on this: Oculus VR is a business that got acquired by a bigger business. Who cares if their first round of funding came from donations via Kickstarter? They delivered on the promise for that deal. No one was Michael Rooker-ed... yet. This isn't a dictatorship run by the internet opinion, right? Oculus can choose to do business or sell out to anyone they so choose. They went from a cool idea with no product to $400 million and some stock that could be worth less than my socks in six months. I wish my socks were worth $1.6 billion... Anyway, who wouldn't take that kind of payday after a few years of research and presumably medium-to-hard work? You would all jump that opportunity's bones in a split second, just like you would Don Johnson at a Miami Vice convention. Your obsession with Don Johnson is a bit weird. I don't get it.

As for Notch pulling the plug on an Oculus port of Minecraft... that made me laugh. Now this is only my opinion from my dungeon beneath a steel foundry... but I'm not sure how much longer Sweden can contain Notch's ego. I don't know if he'll grow into the indie impresario that he imagines himself to be, but for now he's the multi-millionaire Minecraft guy who shares profits with Apple, Microsoft and Google (through app and game sales), yet pictures Facebook as some sort of creep. Uh... maybe his sombrero is too tight, or the brim has a reality distortion field in it. I don't know. I just use beer to create one. It's far cheaper and quite refreshing!

I sense...anger. Also strawmen.
 

Gestahl

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Christ, the latter half of that Ground Zeroes ql is hard to watch, Jeff is being super abrasive and trying to end it every five minutes.

Jeff constantly sounding like he was on the verge of fucking throttling Brad during most of the quicklook was the best part about it
 

Brandon F

Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
Jeff constantly sounding like he was on the verge of fucking throttling Brad during most of the quicklook was the best part about it

Yep, it was my favorite part of the QL. You really sensed Jeff trying to keep his shit together at a few points.
 
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Today was a good day for Giantbomb.

  • Facebook, Occulus, and Trust
  • Quick Look Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes
  • The Binding of Patrick
  • The Giantbombcast
  • Caravellas Comic Corner
  • Goat Simulator Coming out soon

That is frontpage news if I've ever seen it.
 

wizard

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Today was a good day for Giantbomb.

  • Facebook, Occulus, and Trust
  • Quick Look Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes
  • The Binding of Patrick
  • The Giantbombcast
  • Caravellas Comic Corner
  • Goat Simulator Coming out soon

That is frontpage news if I've ever seen it.

Those all happened today?
 

Jintor

Member
For all its weird shit going on, MGS just doesn't seem very Metal Gear without Snake constantly reacting to the bullshit that's happening.
 

Jintor

Member
Hahah, all you guys wanting Live Facebook Reactions, they find out at 1:16 or so in the metal gear ground zeroes extended ql.

only lasts a half-minute though.
 

mattp

Member
That sounds like an article way over his head.

you know... i feel like i see this post a lot in here. patrick write's an article and someone says its "over his head"

what kind of fucking patronizing bullshit is that? jesus
"oh look how cute patrick wants to try to write an article about his topic like a big boy"
 
you know... i feel like i see this post a lot in here. patrick write's an article and someone says its "over his head"

what kind of fucking patronizing bullshit is that? jesus
"oh look how cute patrick wants to try to write an article about his topic like a big boy"
It comes from the "I could write for Giant Bomb if I just made my forum posts in to articles and used spell check and then the entire crew would be my best friends" mentality you see so often. Everyone likes to pretend the only thing keeping them from Patrick's job and the praise he gets for it is opportunity and that he clearly doesn't know as much as them. It's fucking tiring.
 

Kerned

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It comes from the "I could write for Giant Bomb if I just made my forum posts in to articles and used spell check and then the entire crew would be my best friends" mentality you see so often. Everyone likes to pretend the only thing keeping them from Patrick's job and the praise he gets for it is opportunity and that he clearly doesn't know as much as them. It's fucking tiring.

I think a lot of people just don't like Patrick. It doesn't necessarily mean that they want his job.
 

cdViking

Member
It comes from the "I could write for Giant Bomb if I just made my forum posts in to articles and used spell check and then the entire crew would be my best friends" mentality you see so often. Everyone likes to pretend the only thing keeping them from Patrick's job and the praise he gets for it is opportunity and that he clearly doesn't know as much as them. It's fucking tiring.

It's a mentality that too many people on here (and in the gaming community at large) have with everything related to games. "ZOMG Kickstarter game looking for free money, *I* could code for less than that, even though I've never coded in my life."

And Patrick does a great job of touching on issues/games that usually only see super long-form work done on Gamasutra; he's the only person that presents the kind of material that he does on the website, so I definitely don't understand why people get angry and even offended (as if suggesting he's stealing your $50 subscription fee).
 
I think a lot of people just don't like Patrick. It doesn't necessarily mean that they want his job.

It's not like I hate Patrick or anything, but just this one time I'm going to take a quote from him out of context or put words in his mouth to try and make him look bad!
 
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