Spirit of Jazz
Banned
Yeah, these guys are enabling his cowardice, Jeff wouldn't let him get away with this shit.
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Yeah, these guys are enabling his cowardice, Jeff wouldn't let him get away with this shit.
He needs to poop
Liquid Shake
Member
Shit, that was close. Took two out of three down!
elvisaintdead
Member
Dan's immediate instinct seems like it's to always try to kill a downed player after knocking them down. Even if it's the worst possible move.
Karspankey
Banned
You know they say that all gunmen are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dan Ryckert and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another duder, you got a 50/50 chance of hitting your shot. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to hit me.
Then you add Brad Shoemaker to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Muder Island, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Brad Shoemaker KNOWS he can't hit me and he's not even gonna try!
So Dan Ryckert, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Murder Island. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Murder Island. See Dan, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Murder Island.
Then you add Brad Shoemaker to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Muder Island, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Brad Shoemaker KNOWS he can't hit me and he's not even gonna try!
So Dan Ryckert, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Murder Island. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Murder Island. See Dan, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Murder Island.
"You need to work with your team, chico."
Also plays to make the stream interesting
Liquid Shake
Member
"They're gonna carve you up, mang"
Piston Hyundai
Member
"ey chico can you Irish up my treats a little bit"
Liquid Shake
Member
lol, ouch.
Piston Hyundai
Member
lmao, this Serial Cleaner Quick Look
maybe they should do QLs without the fun police a little more often
maybe they should do QLs without the fun police a little more often
Liquid Shake
Member
I'm watching it now too after reading good feedback in here. Just got to the 15 minute mark "you just check google". Hahaha.
Karspankey
Banned
SC is an alright game
Blitzrules240
Banned
I already spoiled the Serial Cleaner QL but I'm gonna watch it anyways.
Liquid Shake
Member
I wasn't too into it at first but the multiplayer mode looks great.
Karspankey
Banned
Definitely! I can even see them doing a series with it!
Human Trashcan
Banned
Serial Cleaner QL was greatly oversold on here
Glass Shark
Banned
I just finished Super Mario Galaxy earlier and started in on SMG2 right away. It's crazy how immediately better the sequel is. Really surprised they didn't talk about it more during 2010 GOTY outside of the Wii category.
ratcliffja
Member
That's just such a weird opinion to me. I found SMG2 to be just a worse version of SMG1 in every way. It's the only 3D Mario game that I haven't beaten and only because it bored me.
Liquid Shake
Member
Was it? I just saw a few posts saying it goes places and it's worth a watch.
Glass Shark
Banned
I just feel like the level design is so much better, things feel more expansive and open, and there's more of an emphasis on classic platforming. The first game had too many small platforms connected with Launch Stars. And the way they streamlined the navigation with the World Map just makes things so much nicer.
Human Trashcan
Banned
do you like Competitive Dan? because boy I sure don't
Death Metalist
Member
There Are Two New Giant Bomb Shirts Available Now!
How was the Murder today? I had stuff to do so I wasn't able to watch it live.
I talked about it twice around the time it went up.
Liquid Shake
Member
You don't really like any Dan at all though.
He wasn't that bad this time, nowhere near his worst like in that Bombastica with Jason.
It was alright. Not spicy enough for my tastes, especially at the start.
Human Trashcan
Banned
You don't really like any Dan at all though.
guilty!
he already did.
Spirit of Jazz
Banned
I like competitive Dan. Him getting destroyed then getting two of his best character at the end was the most Dan thing that could have happened.
I don't like let team die whilst looting then spend 30 minutes hiding Dan. He's best at his most spicy.
I don't like let team die whilst looting then spend 30 minutes hiding Dan. He's best at his most spicy.
Antiwhippy
the holder of the trombone
I thought the whole "corporations are good and trustworthy" thing would be the breaking point for most people, not the competitive stuff lol.
Dangansona
Member
Dab shirt looks slightly better on a person. Abby and Ben don't look as small. Still, I can't imagine wearing that.
DanLongman
Member
Never noticed Abby's Orion tattoo before. Very cool
I thought those were moles.
Death Metalist
Member
I mean you don't have to wear every shirt you buy outside. I buy shirts for home as well(I know sometimes the price doesn't help).
Karspankey
Banned
I mean, the game is pretty cool for being so cheap. Didn't think anyone would care that much for it, especially enough to get a tattoo.
Edit: This Death Metalist sandwich I'm in rn feels pretty good
Death Metalist
Member
OdysseusVA
Banned
Piston Hyundai
Member
don't appropriate a patoi, that's just poor taste
TheMadMan007
Member
I'd rather watch more Serial Cleaner than what they showed in the quicklook. Kinda bummed they didn't show more.
Karspankey
Banned
How many of y'all have tattoos? I have three myself!
Infinite Justice
Member
That hijack in the Quicklook was lame but at least Vinny saw what the right move was.
Blitzrules240
Banned
Too late.
TheMadMan007
Member
That's the exact same way I felt. I HATED SMG2 as it felt basically like the same game, just worse, and everyone else gave it 10s and said it's the best 3D mario game... I felt like I was taking crazy pills.
Liquid Shake
Member
Yup. MVP of the stream!
Blitzrules240
Banned
I think my favorite thing about Abby is that she rocks that multicolor watch.
So Abby.
So Abby.
The Dear Leader
Banned
I CAN'T DENY IT ANY MORE, THAT IS A NICE SHIRT.
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