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[Joeki11a]

I found max payne brazil shirt!

Michael looks just like MAx Payne lol

The higher end Salon has the max payne hair

 

[Veggy]

Love everything about the game except the helicopter controls

Truly terrible

 

[Teknoman]

When do you start running across collectable stuff?

Oh man, had no idea gin & juice was in the game.

 

[cdkee]

So yesterday I got a hooker for a $50 job...beat her up after and for $62! Score!

Also, does anyone know if Skeletons by Stevie Wonder is on the radio?

 

[MMaRsu]

Goddamn i love this game.

 

[Rizsparky]

Love everything about the game except the helicopter controls

Truly terrible

Probably on par with plane controls..

 

[Phire Phox]

Anyone else think the plane controls suck ass? So stupid...

 

[CountBlack]

Plane controls are slightly better than the helicopter controls. Slightly.

 

[Ibuki]

So yesterday I got a hooker for a $50 job...beat her up after and for $62! Score!

Also, does anyone know if Skeletons by Stevie Wonder is on the radio?

Yep, it's on The Space 103.2

 

[Quick Mustard]

Stood around as Trevor, camera goes into first person idle mode.
Woman walks by, the camera zooms in on her ass as he watches her walk away, lol

 

[JumpJeff84]

Also, does anyone know if Skeletons by Stevie Wonder is on the radio?

It's on the station hosted by Bootsy, Space Radio I think the name is

 

[Acquiescence]

Alright, I'm not too far into the game, but I can already tell this is way more enjoyable than IV. In fact, I haven't had this much fun with a GTA since Vice City. That's a big deal for me.

I just did the mission where Michael

Spoiler

swims to the boat to drag his daughter away from the seedy porno dregs, and it was hilarious. Especially the part where one of them says "whoa, man titties" before Michael has even entered the shot - that had me in stitches.

And prior to that I did the Strangers & Freaks mission involving

Spoiler

the spliff that packed a punch. Shooting at aliens with a machine gun in a drug-induced hallucination feels like Saints Row territory, but this was funnier than anything I experienced during The Third.

This is a damn good game actually worthy of all the hullabaloo this time, at least so far it is. It has some minor problems (dang, it is not a looker by any stretch of the imagination), but it's a scream, and that's what matters.

 

[oneils]

Why you think servers will collapse?

I'm guessing that the only thing bigger, in terms of online launches, would probably be a new WoW expansion or new COD game. I'm guessing that GTA Online will struggle for a while. Kind of normal for these types of things.

 

[TheContact]

Niko got a mention in this game

Spoiler

When Michael is looking for a crew Lester talks about an "eastern european guy making moves in Libery City" but he "went quiet"

 

[Rastafarian42]

Had to hold myself back from GTAV to get a lot of studying done but damn it's so hard to stay away from this game.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

don't do it. you are often forced to use a certain car during missions... in that scenario, you will loose you pimp'mobile

This really, really bothers me.

What's the point of customising cars if the game will forcefully remove them without you even given the option?

I am guessing, the only point are races, right?

 

[karasu]

Rob a gas station.

Holy shit! Like a dozen civilians opened fire on me when I tried to escape.

 

[Rastafarian42]

Niko got a mention in this game

Spoiler

When Michael is looking for a crew Lester talks about an "eastern european guy making moves in Libery City" but he "went quiet"

A nice little nod was very surprised when it happened.

 

[Courage]

Fucking Rockstar has to learn from these basic mistakes. Losing your customized car? Not being able to take pictures while Social Club is down?

Bullshit.

 

[Wind's Howling]

Let me try again;

Hope this works.

Edit; I swear to fucking god. That is taken directly from the snapmatic social club website and it does not even work.

EDIT2: there we go!

 

[neoism]

so is there poker or card games in this game???? gambleing????

 

[Hoo-doo]

Alright, I'm not too far into the game, but I can already tell this is way more enjoyable than IV. In fact, I haven't had this much fun with a GTA since Vice City. That's a big deal for me.

I just did the mission where Michael

Spoiler

swims to the boat to drag his daughter away from the seedy porno dregs, and it was hilarious. Especially the part where one of them says "whoa, man titties" before Michael has even entered the shot - that had me in stitches.

And prior to that I did the Strangers & Freaks mission involving

Spoiler

the spliff that packed a punch. Shooting at aliens with a machine gun in a drug-induced hallucination feels like Saints Row territory, but this was funnier than anything I experienced during The Third.

This is a damn good game actually worthy of all the hullabaloo this time, at least so far it is. It has some minor problems (dang, it is not a looker by any stretch of the imagination), but it's a scream, and that's what matters.

It's not a looker? What?

Performance might not be the best in the world and it won't look good 100% of the time, but man, this game has visuals beyond my wildest imagination.
Catching a sunrise while driving with the ATV in the middle of the desert as Trevor, I just had to stop and take it all in. It's fucking amazing.

 

[Gorillaz]

Probably on par with plane controls..

Plane controls did bug me the most. Terribad

 

[Dug]

Has anyone gotten all the [collectible spoilers]

Spoiler

spaceship parts for Omega yet? What happens?

 

[Dartastic]

So I can install the play disk to an external USB drive and it should be fine, right?

 

[Ziek]

Swimming controls aren't great either.

 

[DeejayKnight]

Good job Rockstar, but you shouldn't have chained the phone camera with the Internet that much, I want to take photos offline, dammit! And where's the android app? Not to mention that Chop training should've been in the goddamn game itself.

All of those bolded things.

I just spent 15 dollars on a lame ass rollercoaster ride. Promptly decked the dude operating the ride. That was NOT worth 15 bucks.

Laughed out loud at work reading this!

 

[Avixph]

Can anyone tell me what are the best companies to invest in?

 

[MMaRsu]

Is regulators in the game?

 

[Avon Barksdale]

So I can install the play disk to an external USB drive and it should be fine, right?

Yes.

 

[Hoo-doo]

What's 15 dollars to a true hustler? I probably spent like a grand making it rain at the strip club with my boy Lamar.

Mackin' them hoes.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

So does anyone know when scuba diving becomes available? I can't wait to start exploring underwater, especially with dat water tech. Seriously guys, the water is incredible.

 

[ironcreed]

Stood around as Trevor, camera goes into first person idle mode.
Woman walks by, the camera zooms in on her ass as he watches her walk away, lol

Seriously? LOL, so many fine details. It is going to take quite a long time to discover all of the secrets and clever little nuances of this game.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

I just spent 15 dollars on a lame ass rollercoaster ride. Promptly decked the dude operating the ride. That was NOT worth 15 bucks.

Can you shoot while riding it?

 

[Gorillaz]

What's 15 dollars to a true hustler? I probably spent like a grand making it rain at the strip club with my boy Lamar.

Mackin' them hoes.

This is asking for a avator quote...but I'm in mobile :/

 

[nhlducks35]

Is it just me or is this game really quiet?

 

[Cess007]

Let me try again;

Hope this works.

Edit; I swear to fucking god. That is taken directly from the snapmatic social club website and it does not even work.

EDIT2: there we go!

Seems like Snapmatic is finally working; i tried a couple of times yesterday and couldn't get it work. Also, i'm pretty sure this has been asked a lot of times now, but, there's a way to include a custom soundtrack? Radio Gaga make me wish that only Queen music played in the radio

 

[Wind's Howling]

Note to self: Do not play with your mobile phone when flying a plane, and especially not taking photos unless I want to crash into the LS Stadium again.

 

[Loudninja]

Guys while swimming under water the special meter acts as your lung capacity btw.

 

[Phire Phox]

Niko got a mention in this game

Spoiler

When Michael is looking for a crew Lester talks about an "eastern european guy making moves in Libery City" but he "went quiet"

I like how the games are connected.

Spoiler

Packie McCreary

from GTA IV is also in the game.

 

[Lima]

Lol after over 50 hours in this game I find out that you can reply to text messages/emails on your phone...

 

[Linius]

Oh man, just finished the first heist. That was amazing stuff

 

[Hoo-doo]

Lol after over 50 hours in this game I find out that you can reply to text messages/emails on your phone...

Say what? How?!

 

[SpaceHorror]

Lol after over 50 hours in this game I find out that you can reply to text messages/emails on your phone...

How do you do it?

 

[Robot Pants]

Love everything about the game except the helicopter controls

Truly terrible

Yep. I honestly expect them to patch it in the near future. Not sure what they were thinking with that.

 

[Rizsparky]

Can anyone tell me what are the best companies to invest in?

You're best bet is to invest when the game hints at companies losing their stock prices. Lifeinvader bombs after a certain mission.

 

[Blue Ninja]

Looks like you really need a Gold membership to save and upload pics. That's lame.

 

[Wind's Howling]

My last view when I decided to take a photo while flying a plane (not so smart);

 

[demolitio]

Wow, the Pulse profile for this game is pretty damn awesome. I really wish more games had profiles!

 

[Psychoward]

Whilst I'm really enjoying the game, the lack of interiors is kinda disappointing. It didn't really bother me until I got to the casino and couldn't even enter it.

Yeah I understand it'd be ridiculous to have every standard interior modeled, but the fact that the major stuff like malls and whatnot aren't detailed irk me.