So I just got some Jehovah's Witness missionaries knocking on my door (first time I've experienced this, maybe this is just their modus operandi) and they just straight up lied about who they were and what they were doing. Not even something like being a bit dishonest about the reality of their organization. They told me they were from an organization that helps the deaf/blind and that they were canvassing the neighborhood looking for deaf/blind people who might need help. At this point I still thought they actually were from such an organization, but then she pulls out a JW flyer and points to the big JW.ORG and says this website has lots of great information for deaf/blind people. Jehovah, would I have liked to see the look on my face the moment she pulled that one. Ultimately they just hand me the flyer and leave, so thankfully not too much trouble for me. But like, what the fuck was that?