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[Outcast2004]

You sir, are a god amongst men. Thank you.

Damn I'd love to...... um... welll.... shake the surgeons hand who did that. :lol

 

[madara]

I wonder what Elton John would have to say about this :lol

 

[Matlock]

I DEMAND A REFUND

Still, the titian-tressed temptress disappointed her young fans. "It was embarrassing," one formerly devoted follower told us. "It hurt my heart."

 

[3rdman]

I sing in a vocal jazz choir and have been on shows similar to this early morning show and there was *no lip synching involved* and yes it was done live. We are currently an a capella group and yes, we were able to do mic checks, audio tweaks, and when we had a jazz ensemble (in an earlier form of the group) the sound technicians would made sure things were cool with them as well regarding sound output. If you screw up, it's on you as the performer, not the sound techs. Regarding rehearsals, you come ready to perform, not go out partying the night before. That excuse = lame.

Bottom line, lip synchers are frauds, in my opinion. Ashlee, Lindsay, etc are manufactured coporate images designed to sell to a target market in order to make recording executives and the frauds they manage rich.

You want to compare a full band with dancers and choreography and their needs to a small jazz choir? Whether or not you've seen it, everybody does it. Where I work, we could see upwards of 6 to 8 bands a day...all of them have to lip-sync. It's been my experience that there are very few people who would demand to sing live and those that do are serious about their craft...like jazz choirs. But, lets face it, Lindsay Lohan is NOT serious along with all the other pop stars.

 

[RevenantKioku]

What incredibly awesome middle school do THIS person go to?

I was feeling up girls in kindergarten, I thought this was common shit.

 

[Kenobi]

It's like....you know....during one of those times when you are watching a movie, and the singer/musician is jumping up and down and everywhere, and yet, their voice stays at a constant level....no heavy breathing, none of that. It's very obvious that she's not singing. It wasn't all that bad, at least she kept going and laughed it off...she's still cute.


As far the song goes, it's not bad.

 

[Jonnyboy117]

The lesson to be learned from all of this is that people shouldn't go to a live show and expect it to sound exactly like the CD. If you want to hear the song exactly like it is on the CD, listen to the CD. The joy of live music is that anything can happen, and a true artist will use that to his advantage to create something special and unique in every performance.

 

[psycho_snake]

doesnt matter, she's still f*ckin hOt

Thats the only reason she is famous. her singing, I mean lip-syncing isnt very good.

 

[ManaByte]

You sir, are a god amongst men. Thank you.

Damn I'd love to...... um... welll.... shake the surgeons hand who did that. :lol

Thanks for stealing my avatar :lol

 

[ManaByte]

The lucky finder was showing off Lohan's California driver's license, her black American Express card and other things she'd rather we didn't mention.

There's a posting up on thatsjustnotright about the wallet:

Inside the cab Charley opened the wallet and found a liscence, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill.

He yells: "Oh my God, guess whos wallet this is!" I said: "Whos? I found it, hand it over!" To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan's California liscence and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine!

They have scans of Lindsay Lohan's black American Express Card and Driver's License as proof.

 

[duderon]

There's a posting up on thatsjustnotright about the wallet:



They have scans of Lindsay Lohan's black American Express Card and Driver's License as proof.

:lol next stop...








SEX TAPE

 

[TheOMan]

You want to compare a full band with dancers and choreography and their needs to a small jazz choir? Whether or not you've seen it, everybody does it. Where I work, we could see upwards of 6 to 8 bands a day...all of them have to lip-sync. It's been my experience that there are very few people who would demand to sing live and those that do are serious about their craft...like jazz choirs. But, lets face it, Lindsay Lohan is NOT serious along with all the other pop stars.

Unfortunately, you are correct. I just find it sad that people with real talent can't get a recording contract, while the Ashlee Simpson's and the Lindsay Lohan's of the world can use AutoTune to make millions. I'm pretty sure their target audience *doesn't know* they can't sing.

Doesn't really upset me, singing is a hobby for me, just sucks for those that are trying to make an honest go of being a musician.

 

[Doth Togo]

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Lohan, Lindsay

Oh yes.

 

[0wn3d]

American fans suck. A few days ago when Natsumi Abe got caught for plagarizing some poems in her book, one guy took a knife and stabbed pictures of Nacchi while eerily listening to Furusato in his darkened room AND put video of it on the internet for everyone to enjoy.

Ooooh, my heart hurts??? Go cut out Lohen's mouth from her magazine pictures or something RESPECTABLE!!

+1 obsessive Japanese Morning Musume fans

 

[duderon]

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Lohan, Lindsay

Oh yes.

Paris Hilton's a fucking stick.

If she gets lohan in a sex tape, though, i'll never say anythgin bad about her again.

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Lohan, Lindsay

BACON AM CRY :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Brannon]

On a Monday...
I was waiting...

For the right song....
To start playing....

So that I could....
Keep on faking....

For the dollars.....
I was taking....

They're going down like flies I tells ya

 

[talking head]

those video links don't work

 

[3phemeral]

http://s3.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=FC7F4EFFCE16DFB4414746A4C1132692

http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0698A0D508659E1B59803B0C2F144AD6

 

[Kiriku]

Lohan's dance reminded me of Elaine in Seinfeld and her "dance" with kicks in it.

Boring, generic song...and while I admit she looks good, she's not extraordinary. I don't quite get the Lohan obsession...if she wasn't famous, how many would give a damn? I mean, there are loads of (natural) jugs to look at in real life. I'm getting tired of all these wannabe popstars, actors and models thinking they can sing just because they can act and, uh, model...but I guess they can't be entirely blamed, since nowadays it seems like big record companies can choose any hot girl from the street and process her voice enough to make it sound good. And if all else fails, there are boobs to look at!!

 

[3phemeral]

Have you seen some footage from her concerts?!


The only thing she does live are the screams.

She sings live, d00d

Walk Away (Live in Concert)
Get Mine Get Yours (Live In Concert)
At Last [Cover] (VH1 - Men Strike Back)

 

[Sullichin]

What makes this so awesome is that its the EXACT same story as the Ashlee incident.

"we needed backing vocals"
"her voice wasn't up to snuff"

:lol

At least Lohan dosen't look like a fucking bird.