Mass Effect 5 won't dabble with stylised visuals like Dragon Age: The Veilguard, director says. Will have the "mature tone of the original trilogy".

It'll have serious content alright.

Buckle up because one the missions will be transporting Wrex to planet Boo-Urns to get an emergency appointment with Dr. Camel Toe.

Wrex wants to transition to be a human female and only Dr. CT knows how to do it. If you fail, Wrex headbutts everyone he sees.
 
With so many of the veilguard decision makers moving onto mass effect roles, good fucking luck thinking this game won't just be more of the garbage veilguard pushed.

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I'm no longer making the mistake of trusting current Bioware. Gave them too much benefit of the doubt recently and got burned.
Respectfully, from the bullshit endings of Mass Effect 3, to everything about Andromeda and Anthem, I'm surprised anyone was giving them any benefit of the doubt for at least the last 10 years.
 
I don't understand the wait for 7+ years, this is so wrong, AI must help this mess or the aaa bubble going to burst.
 
Based on what kind of company they are today I won't be spending a dime on Mass Effect 5. If they want to focus on the non-existing "modern audience" they can do so, but there's a saying about chasing two rabbits.
 
Bioware are long dead imo, Veilguard is proof of the direction they went in and I don't believe any of their horseshit that ME will be any different. Funny thing is, ME has always had the option for swinging both ways in your romance options, it's just back then it was handled maturely and not shoved in your face every 5 seconds because at that point the Just Stop Oil gang hadn't invaded gaming
 
Bioware really are one of the most baffling studios out there. Yes you should be doing what made you a success, couldnt figure this out earlier?
 
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But more importantly, will in include conversations no one asked for about existential crisis from trans LGTBAhskfbd∆√π§¢$¥€ characters?
 
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Bioware really are one of the most baffling studios out there. Yes you should be doing what made you a success, couldnt figure this out earlier?
Equally, EA is pretty baffling too. Bioware has made many clunkers the past 10 years, but they still get chance after chance. With ME5 on the table too. Studio has 9 lives.

On the other hand, EA had gassed tons of studios in the past for less reasons. But Bioware seems to live forever.
 
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