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[freenudemacusers]

this is why i don't have sex and am alone

 

[i_am_ben]

LOL.

How the hell u can satisfy a girl with a 5 inch nub

FreeMufasa
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(Today, 02:56 PM)

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Naturally as a women, having a bigger dick is always preferred.. However for some it really isn't more of how big but how it can be used. There's guys I've messed with who have average sized penises that are off the hook and the guys who are bigger really don't know what to do with it. I feel its mostly because they run on size alone than skill and that's been pretty much my experience.

Every girl always cries about her standards being 9 and more inches but when you ask them how big their man is, they most likely never give you a number because they know that whatever they were asking for is not what's pleasing them every night lol.

 

[Drazgul]

Every girl always cries about her standards being 9 and more inches but when you ask them how big their man is, they most likely never give you a number because they know that whatever they were asking for is not what's pleasing them every night lol.

They'll be sorry when bionic penises get perfected and everyone will be packing 20 inchers.

 

[Wag]

 

[sirap]

Shit, I'm already depressed with 6 inches. You're telling me another 3 still won't help?!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Shit, I'm already depressed with 6 inches. You're telling me another 3 still won't help?!

Nein!

 

[Unbounded]

What I want to know is how burdensome having a large penis is for everyday living. It must get in the way when you're walking around or exercising. I heard Wilt Chamberlain had to tape his to the inside of his leg to keep it from flopping around like an elephant's trunk during games.

Jumping Jacks and the inside of the public restroom toilet seat are the worst thing ever.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

No we don't.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Please, allow me to humblebrag about my penis, GAF.

The thought of you fellow GAFfers reading about my impressive member really gets me going.

 

[Wynnebeck]

Every girl always cries about her standards being 9 and more inches but when you ask them how big their man is, they most likely never give you a number because they know that whatever they were asking for is not what's pleasing them every night lol.

 

[eBay Huckster]

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review.

 

[DY_nasty]

"It doesn't matter as long as you can satisfy her"

But what if you can't lol

 

[Count Dookkake]

"It doesn't matter as long as you can satisfy her"

But what if you can't lol

Get rich or die crying.

 

[gabbo]

Shit, I'm already depressed with 6 inches. You're telling me another 3 still won't help?!

 

[FreeMufasa]

"It doesn't matter as long as you can satisfy her"

But what if you can't lol

"Bu bu bu but eating pussy is most important. I'm amazing at that" :lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

"It doesn't matter as long as you can satisfy her"

But what if you can't lol

why care about that if you just want your nut?

 

[Darklord]

"It doesn't matter as long as you can satisfy her"

But what if you can't lol

Then you're shit at sex. Big dick or not.

"Bu bu bu but eating pussy is most important. I'm amazing at that" :lol

This just in: No lesbian is ever satisfied and all wish they were being banged by 9 inch penises.

 

[BadHand]

Every girl always cries about her standards being 9 and more inches but when you ask them how big their man is, they most likely never give you a number because they know that whatever they were asking for is not what's pleasing them every night lol.

Girls who cry about needing 9+ inches as a standard must be fairly cavernous.

These large vagina'd women are upsetting the balance.

 

[blame space]

Caring about a woman's satisfaction is pretty beta.

 

[RDreamer]

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review.

Score!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Caring about a woman's satisfaction is pretty beta.

Seriously, as if there is a yelp page for my dick.

 

[Sorian]

This just in: No lesbian is ever satisfied and all wish they were being banged by 9 inch penises.

Because lesbians never penetrate each other, ok.

 

[Horse Detective]

maybe in the future I can just get it replaced with a superior prosthetic

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Caring about a woman's satisfaction is pretty beta.

Drop a mid stroke neg if you really want to get her off.

 

[Spayro]

hey gaf my dingdong is 6 inches and pretty thin am i cool

 

[Count Dookkake]

mid stroke neg

Great name for a band.

 

[DY_nasty]

why care about that if you just want your nut?

"but then how do I make her love me?"

 

[Sorian]

hey gaf my dingdong is 6 inches and pretty thin am i cool

Gotta be 16 inches long while still thin enough to pick a lock.

 

[Horse Detective]

hey gaf my dingdong is 6 inches and pretty thin am i cool

How long are your tongue and fingers?

Pls measure

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

I can't be the only one who puts his penis size on his CV.

 

[eBay Huckster]

I can't be the only one who puts his penis size on his CV.

if it's not the only thing on your CV you aren't even trying

 

[Darklord]

Every girl always cries about her standards being 9 and more inches but when you ask them how big their man is, they most likely never give you a number because they know that whatever they were asking for is not what's pleasing them every night lol.

This is so stupid. Not only do a tiny percentage of men have a 9 inch penis but many women hate big penises and don't mind them comfortable. A 9 inch is bigger than a vagina is deep on average and most of the nerve endings are within 4 inches of the entrance. The g-spot is about that deep in. It might look impressive but it's not practical. It's like driving a Ferrari down side roads. Looks cool but it wouldn't past first gear.
This is like saying "Every guy always cries his standards are model looking women or better". Time to come back to reality.

Because lesbians never penetrate each other, ok.

No, a lot don't. Lesbians don't all own strap ons like in porn. Some are never penetrated.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

If people want to discusses penises, feel free to discuss mine.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Lets make a separate GAF forum for all these sub-7 inch plebeians

brb, pming gromph

 

[Yaboosh]

I like my penis. I kind of want a cast of it but those kits usually seem so big it would be wasteful.

 

[sleepykyo]

I'm not sure what the booms are for. Over 5 inches flaccid isn't exactly short. Though there is a tendency for shorter ones to lengthen more so they end up about the same. And girth being more important than length isn't exactly news.

 

[Sorian]

No, a lot don't. Lesbians don't all own strap ons like in porn. Some are never penetrated.

Ah yes, you're right, I get my information from porn and not from the people that I know in the real world. "Some are never penetrated" is a fine claim, "a lot don't" is pretty inaccurate.

I'm not sure what the booms are for. Over 5 inches flaccid isn't exactly short. Though there is a tendency for shorter ones to lengthen more so they end up about the same. And girth being more important than length isn't exactly news.

I honestly can't even fathom this, I think I'm like 2 inches flacced, which is fine because I certainly grow into above average but it still seems like an odd concept, it sounds almost uncomfortable to always be havig to deal with a larger size.

 

[DY_nasty]

This is so stupid. Not only do a tiny percentage of men have a 9 inch penis but many women hate big penises and don't mind them comfortable. A 9 inch is bigger than a vagina is deep on average and most of the nerve endings are within 4 inches of the entrance. The g-spot is about that deep in. It might look impressive but it's not practical. It's like driving a Ferrari down side roads. Looks cool but it wouldn't past first gear.
This is like saying "Every guy always cries his standards are model looking women or better". Time to come back to reality.



No, a lot don't. Lesbians don't all own strap ons like in porn. Some are never penetrated.

Lesbians have their own fun.

But the sad truth is that not all penises are created equal. Some dudes will have no money, no job, no car, a hilariously outdated sense of style, no conversation, no manners, and no real future - but best believe that at least 3 women have him on speed dial at all times.

And he doesn't know shit about eating cooch either.

 

[blame space]

That man was Albert Einstein.

 

[Replicant]

I'm sure Michael Fastbendmeover is concerned about his long dong Juan.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

whatchu know bout my dick

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

That man was Albert Einstein.

I bet he was the Takeru Kobayashi of pussy.

Could you imagine your penis being so impressive that it actually gets people to use speed dial again instead of just texting

Dick so good you get phone calls from the 90s.

 

[Horse Detective]

Could you imagine your penis being so impressive that it actually gets people to use speed dial again instead of just texting

 

[Cooter]

Ok GAF, length and girth. Go! I'll post after the first one goes.

Spoiler

My post will consist of comments of the first post

 

[Spayro]

How long are your tongue and fingers?

Pls measure

my tongue is pretty chodeish

I was told I have fingers like a pianist's so I dunno

play chopin all up in dat pussy

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Could you imagine your penis being so impressive that it actually gets people to use speed dial again instead of just texting

You're a horse, you probably get hit up for booty calls every day

 

[Darklord]

Ah yes, you're right, I get my information from porn and not from the people that I know in the real world. "Some are never penetrated" is a fine claim, "a lot don't" is pretty inaccurate.

Oh right, I didn't realize knowing a handful of lesbians makes your stats more accurate. There is a decent percentage who don't like to be penetrated. The fact is if someone thinks penetrations is the be all end all to satisfaction they probably have no idea what they're doing. There's a lot more to sex and being satisfied.

But the sad truth is that not all penises are created equal. Some dudes will have no money, no job, no car, a hilariously outdated sense of style, no conversation, no manners, and no real future - but best believe that at least 3 women have him on speed dial at all times.

And he doesn't know shit about eating cooch either.

That's an exemption, not the rule though. Most guys like that 99% of the time would bullshit that they're getting laid and not get shit and they DEFINITELY wouldn't be in a relationship. What you're saying is the equivalent to a ditzy blonde bimbo. No personality beyond her bra size. Some dicks are bigger and some are smaller, same with vaginas. Some women can orgasm from licking their clit or kissing their neck and a single finger inside them and some can't orgasm with a 9 inch dynamo going wild. You just need to find out what makes them tick. The girl I broke up with a while ago loved being teased and spanked. she also loved anal and being called a bad girl. I could drive her absolutely wild and ready to explode before even penetrating.

 

[Trojita]

Body Dimorphism isn't anything knew. It is what causes people that are skinny to look in the mirror and think they are fat.

It doesn't go away even if penis enlargement works. Some guys will get gains and still won't think its good enough.

The number one recommendation for getting a bigger penis is to lose weight. If you are overweight you are likely hiding part of your penis in your fat. Even if you aren't that overweight, the loss of weigh and their fore overall mass and size, will cause your penis to look bigger in comparison.

 

[Miles X]

Can see how having a 8+ penis can cause that due to a lot of partners finding that size uncomfortable for sex, but I doubt they worry about it on a daily basis like some guy with a 3 incher ...


7 inch is perfection.