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MEGATON: Larger penis men might have more penile anxiety
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clearacell
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I dunno I used to play trumpet very skillfully...and have pretty much mastered something called double and triple tongue. Get them off before penetration, get them off with penetration and you have a satisfied woman. Oh they also like the cuddling afterward. If you think you can be like "my 12 inch dick does all the work for me" then you are sorely mistaken.
Messofanego
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Next-gen console wars are in full swing. It's prime time for sword battles!
As she gets pounded balls deep by Mandingo....
blame space
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ok ryan I added it to the spreadsheet
freenudemacusers
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How does one determine penis coolness? I have no idea if my dick is cool or not, and I don't like leaving fields empty in databases.
ViewtifulJC
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Does your dick have nigga privileges? cuz that's pretty important
ColonelColon
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Yeah...
Any woman who could easily take 8 inches into her body is lying if she says she prefers 4-6 inches.
Also, I'm convinced that even 7 inches is too small. I think most guys are SOL when it comes to penis size.
freenudemacusers
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"Sure" -blackace
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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I love this guy. He's made insecurity an art.
Realize you just wrote that in a thread where the OP showed that 85% of women are satisfied with their partner's size.
dark_prinny
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Everything in me is flawless. My penis included.
Many men do.
freenudemacusers
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Did your dick write this post?
This right here is why I've stopped watching pornograohy. It is damaging and sets up false impression of what sex is and what real people enjoy.
I bet you she is telling the truth.
that's because she doesn't want to upset her fan base
ViewtifulJC
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dark_prinny
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I don't understand how it sets up false impressions. I've recently taken up work as a pool boy and I make sure to only take work from houses with some lonely looking MILFs. Once she starts doing her naked yoga for the day, I just need to walk in and act surprised and suddenly its me, her, and two of her best friends having a wild anal bananza.
Earthstrike
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The lesbian porn you see online is designed for men. In fact, lesbians rarely penetrate eachother.
If you read more of the thread, I already said this once but why do you assume my knowledge on the subject comes from porn?
Edit: And, as a man, maybe I'm weird but I would much rather watch lesbians orally satify each other rather than penetrate each other.
Never had any complaints from anyone. Dick anxiety has never been an issue with me.
I suppose internet porn has made a lot of dudes second guess themselves. You have to remember that porn is very deceiving and is filled with bullshit as well plenty of tricks. There are a plethora of ways to make dicks look bigger in porn:
Fish eye lenses
Varying camera angles
Short/ small female performers
Pumps
Pills
Stretching/ jelqing / other exercises
Surgery and other weird shit
Okay, there might be some dudes who are just naturally, monstrously hung. But they're freaks of nature and far and few between. I wouldn't want some massive horse cock that's thicker than a soda can and 14 inches long, that has trouble getting hard and staying up. Fuck that. I'd prefer my shit to work the way it should.
Well played
I suppose internet porn has made a lot of dudes second guess themselves. You have to remember that porn is very deceiving and is filled with bullshit as well plenty of tricks. There are a plethora of ways to make dicks look bigger in porn:
Fish eye lenses
Varying camera angles
Short/ small female performers
Pumps
Pills
Stretching/ jelqing / other exercises
Surgery and other weird shit
Okay, there might be some dudes who are just naturally, monstrously hung. But they're freaks of nature and far and few between. I wouldn't want some massive horse cock that's thicker than a soda can and 14 inches long, that has trouble getting hard and staying up. Fuck that. I'd prefer my shit to work the way it should.
No, its a burrito.
Well played
Unless you are a very large woman then you can only take so much without pain.
Accept and embrace the pain.
freenudemacusers
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I consider cries of pain a compliment.
Every night between 11PM and 1AM.
Mt Heart Attack
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How do you even measure it. I mean you're supposed to start from the bone or from where it parts from your skin?
According to this
http://measurepenis.weebly.com/
you actually have to push the ruler into your fat tissue? In that case I don't know how it's even possible than the average penis size is 5 inches like people say here? Seems way too low.
According to this
http://measurepenis.weebly.com/
you actually have to push the ruler into your fat tissue? In that case I don't know how it's even possible than the average penis size is 5 inches like people say here? Seems way too low.
If the average nub is 5 to 6 inches (and 4 to 5 in circumference), and the average female is around 4 inches deep, then I'd more or less conclude that the desire for a bigger penis has more to do with the psychological elements of pleasure than the biological. I think it may even come down to social and cultural factors. I'd also hazard a guess that men (and perhaps even their partners) often over or under estimate their penis size, making the average range (and the satisfaction derived thereof) seem less common than it actually is.
Half-baked conclusion: evolution is trolling us by placing our biology at odds with our need to compete.
Fortunately, my pipe is so big (15x12 inches) that I require a pulley system in my pants just to pack it away. Sucks for the rest of you plebs.
Half-baked conclusion: evolution is trolling us by placing our biology at odds with our need to compete.
Fortunately, my pipe is so big (15x12 inches) that I require a pulley system in my pants just to pack it away. Sucks for the rest of you plebs.
velociraptor
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I probably have a small pens but I don't really care. When flaccid it's small but when turgid it's like 6. There are more important things to worry about than the size of your pens.
freenudemacusers
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Dreams-Visions
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this is my opinion. I think a very low % of men have no "smaller", "bigger", "less of that pinto effect.." or "less curvier" opinions about their Joe Jack. Ballpark based on nothing Fox News style? 1% Of men wouldn't change a single thing about their penis. Hell, it might just be a human body thing. I wonder if given a chance, would 100% of human beings change something.
Hmm.
My gf asks me all the time (even now 2 years later which she sees it on almost a daily basis). She obviously has a gist of the size but she wants to measure so she has a concrete number to go by. I keep declining her
Well women do love men who are good at video games.
My gf asks me all the time (even now 2 years later which she sees it on almost a daily basis). She obviously has a gist of the size but she wants to measure so she has a concrete number to go by. I keep declining her
This is because you have a large penis. The girls are talking numbers, and your lady doesn't have one to bring to the table.
My gf asks me all the time (even now 2 years later which she sees it on almost a daily basis). She obviously has a gist of the size but she wants to measure so she has a concrete number to go by. I keep declining her
My wife doesn't seem to care and she had partners before me.
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