The_Darkest_Red
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The Dolphins are an average to below average team and Gronk has a lot of trouble staying healthy.
You guys are quite sensitive today.
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You guys are quite sensitive today.
Alligatorjandro
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The only time Gronk has missed games was when he couldnt play at all.Its not like he has nagging injuries that keep him out of games.
Gronk may never be the same again, I'd never argue that he'll repeat that 2011 season, but you're just being disingenuous and I won't let that stand!
As far as the Fins, they could make the playoffs playing the Jets and Bills twice this year. That's 4 wins presumably.
they also got a new logo!
Broken arms when you have the an underlying condition of syphyllochlamydibonitis is a chronic condition
They thought they'd be leaders in SB by now but all they've gotten post spy gate is losing to goober virgins.
you
Dutch Gronk
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Alligatorjandro
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No the peasant Dolphins just need to be put back in their place,alongside the Browns,Raiders and Jaguars.
Beaten
I gotta admit, we haven't won a superbowl in a while. But at least we have a perfect season under our belts. Didn't you guys do that too? Oh no wait. You choked.
Dutch Gronk
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A lot of the books they discuss on the Daily Show seem really interesting, but then I buy them and only read the first 50 pages to then forget that I have it.
How do you nerds keep on reading?
How do you nerds keep on reading?
says you
All I see is a benchwarmer who does Tammy's nails on the sideline.
Dutch Gronk
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Fuck this thread. Fuck all of you.
Buy better books!
You didn't even like Kahneman? It's "GAF: Explained!"
Edit: Although he apparently cut the "jakncoke is a prick" chapter from the final Edition.
Alligatorjandro
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The Dolphins had one of the best QBs of all time and didnt win shit.
Take away the 70s and the Dolphins are the Jaguars.
Watch Hanna Montana, it'll make you feel better
Goro Majima
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I'm going to start calling this "Shula's Law". Every sports conversation with a Dolphins fan eventually ends up being about the '72 Dolphins.
Take 15 shots of patron and fuck the sluttiest girl in the bar raw?
Thats all they got because current Dolphin fans have nothing to hold on to. Steelers havent won in 5 years but i have 2 sb wins to hold on to at least! Even lost to you fuckers!
I can do this all day. Im sitting on 6 super bowls brother. top of mountain
Tebow = goober virgin
Eli = goober virgin
Do you see the parallels or are you being willfully obtuse?
Spectral Glider
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And are adding silver to their colors! Wait, that's the same fucking thing the Pats did in the 90s. Guess it's an AFC East thing.
1 team wasnt that good to begin with, the other could of 1 up'd dolphins 72 and then went ahead and lost again to the same virgin in the SUPER BOWL!
Excellent! Keep him riled up guys! Then he'll be unfocused and make bad picks in the draft game on NFL.com and it'll be one less competitior for TrentTruck.
Dutch Gronk
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It would. But I'd rather Watch something else.
Take his shirt off and bang a hot college chick?
I would need a hot college chick for that.
I'm shamefully admitting to you now that I never really started. I keep telling myself that I don't have time to read it. Which is true now, but not always the case.
Alligatorjandro
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You guys should stop being mean.Its not nice to be mean.
yankeehater
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Fuck you.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
shut up
You're gonna have to wait.
Browns get first shot at giving the Dolphins the D!
You can have our sloppy seconds.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Philly fans probably see red when they see Santa.
I'd hope so he does wear red afterall...
I may have discovered the gator is colourblind.
Alligatorjandro
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I meant red as in mad.
Wonder how much money
The_Darkest_Red
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Huh, I assumed it was a joke about Andy Reid coaching the Chiefs.
Take away the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s and we still have more legit Superbowls than the Pats.
B For Bendetta
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Pats fans' defensiveness increases proportionately every year they fail to win a Super Bowl. By the end of Brady's contract they will just be unintelligibly wailing like the babies are as the reality of their fraudelence comes crashing down on them. It will be glorious
Spectral Glider
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He's not going to look anywhere near as intimidating in those silly striped helmets.
Land of Make-Believe.
Thug Waffle
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I'm getting pretty sick of NFL.com's analysts suggesting Manti Te'o is the perfect fit for Chicago at 20. I hope Ogletree's available by that time.
Our defensiveness increases with every gif-spawning game that we should've won.
Just look at this gallery of our villains:
Would make you go crazy inside too.
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