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[Solo]

In his last 4 games, Gally has had 3 games with 2 assits.

He may never score again :lol

And with those plays he's setting up, I don't care!

 

[Marvie_3]

Oxycontin. Solo got hooked after his nuts got nipped.

Thanks. All I know is that weed and alcohol never made me that retarded.

 

[TemplaerDude]

C'mon, Marvie, even you understand humor.

(I really don't think he does)

 

[OnPoint]

Calm down, KingHenrik.



Lmfao.

Haha

 

[Socreges]

Is Cole just doing afternoon games now since he's in bed by 6

 

[Solo]

Today I've learned that Marvie doesn't understand comedic exaggeration.

I'll break it down for you: the Sabres are playing so terrible that they are making the Habs look that good.

 

[Marvie_3]

(I really don't think he does)

I get jokes.

Today I've learned that Marvie doesn't understand comedic exaggeration.

I'll break it down for you: the Sabres are playing so terrible that they are making the Habs look that good.

Thanks professor. Maybe I should start taking classes at whichever clown college you went to.

 

[CCF23]

Marvie is our Captain Serious.

 

[KernelPanic]

Wow what's happened to Tyler Myers? Seems he's fallen off a cliff.

 

[Red_Man]

Is Cole just doing afternoon games now since he's in bed by 6

As obvious as it is he doesn't realize what's going on most of the time, I still love him. He is hockey, but I did love the call where he got Armstrong (20) and Gallagher (73) mixed up somehow, even though Gallagher is 5'7.

 

[Solo]

I get jokes.



Thanks professor. Maybe I should start taking classes at whichever clown college you went to.

The one that landed me a great career, thank you very much.

 

[Solo]

2 periods of domination by the Habs. I'd make a Patrick Roy joke about Price, but I don't want Marvie to get confused.

 

[Montresor]

What do you do? Are you suggesting you don't sign Schneider (he wasn't getting less than $3.5-4m per year), trade his RFA rights, and hold onto Luongo?

Hold on to Luongo for sure. The 10-year contract hanging over the organization's head is only an issue if he retires early. I believe he'll still play at a high level for many years. My thought process is, I would much, much rather have Luongo than Schneider as a Canucks fan (and Leafs fan too).


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I'm at work right now, just about an hour left to go in this shift, then I'm off to hang out with buddies to watch hockey at a restaurant. =)

 

[OnPoint]

Wow what's happened to Tyler Myers? Seems he's fallen off a cliff.

Yeah he has been awful all season so far. Nobody seems to know why. Today maybe because he had his birthday yesterday (hangover?) but it doesn't explain the rest of the games at all.

 

[Socreges]

Cold even for you.

Was it that bad

 

[Marvie_3]

2 periods of domination by the Habs. I'd make a Patrick Roy joke about Price, but I don't want Marvie to get confused.

Who's Patrick Roy? Is he Derek Roy's brother?

 

[Solo]

CBC slobbering all over Galchenyuk's knob. Love it.

 

[Red_Man]

-3 for Tyler Myers on 4 goals. Kid is lost out there.

 

[Fei]

-3 for Tyler Myers on 4 goals. Kid is lost out there.

Time in Europe really helped his game.

Who's Patrick Roy? Is he Derek Roy's brother?

It's bad enough I'm still watching this game. Please no Derek Roy mentions.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Ron Mclean needs to admit he's lost it and shave that fucking comb over off, it looks so bad.

 

[yankeehater]

Cant wait to watch the Flyers lose to the Canes tonight. Last nights game was so painful.

 

[Solo]

I can't wait until Collberg comes over from Sweden. Collberg-Galchenyuk-Gallagher for the next 10 years? Yes please.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Was it that bad

Kind of. If not, pretty close.

 

[Socreges]

Hold on to Luongo for sure. The 10-year contract hanging over the organization's head is only an issue if he retires early. I believe he'll still play at a high level for many years. My thought process is, I would much, much rather have Luongo than Schneider as a Canucks fan (and Leafs fan too).


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I'm at work right now, just about an hour left to go in this shift, then I'm off to hang out with buddies to watch hockey at a restaurant. =)

Well, it's an issue for years before because he might retire early. And it's a massive penalty if he does retire early.

Let's say he does play until he's 42/43 and goes to the end of his contract. What are the odds that he merits a $5.3m cap hit at that age and the preceding years? How many opportunities to get a cheaper+equal/better goalie do you pass up in those years because you have an unmovable contract? You say that you think he'll play at a high level for "many" years. I agree. But will he play at a high level for ten more years? Brodeur is 40 and even he hasn't been himself over the last few seasons (though he was great at times in the playoffs last season).

Kind of. If not, pretty close.

I didn't realize Oxycontin jokes were so taboo

 

[Red_Man]

I can't wait until Collberg comes over from Sweden. Collberg-Galchenyuk-Gallagher for the next 10 years? Yes please.

Kristo will probably make the team next year, one of our most underrated prospects, has plenty of top 6 upside.

Enroth starting the 3rd, first time Miller's ever been pulled in Montreal.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Bob Cole sounds like he's about to have an aneurysm every time he has to think of stats.

 

[Solo]

Gorgeous.

 

[Fei]

 

[Heretic]

lol!!!

 

[Red_Man]

Beauty play by Pleks, Bourque doing what Bourque does.

 

[Solo]

Prust wrecked Ott

 

[lamaroo]

That's why Prust is on a line with The Gally's.

 

[Fei]

Maybe Ott should have tried that at 2-0? Or 3-0? So stupid.

 

[Red_Man]

Lmfao, perfect gif. I feel bad for you guys. Kind of.

Jesus, Prust needs to slow down on the fights, he already has like 5 this season.

 

[Solo]

Habs have 4 or more goals in 5 of 7 games so far. Amazing, especially considering how offensively-starved we've been for the past few seasons.

 

[Heretic]

Fuck Ott. I'm glad he's in the east now.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I didn't realize Oxycontin jokes were so taboo

No, the latter part of it.

 

[OnPoint]

Man can't even win a fight today. Worst showing in a long, long time

 

[Red_Man]

Pacioretty is day to day now according to RDS.

 

[Fei]

Oh yeah here we go!!!

 

[Solo]

lol poor Price, never gets the shutout

 

[TemplaerDude]

Vanek so good.

 

[Heretic]

No, the latter part of it.

lol come on, man. he's messing with you.

 

[apocalidiot]

Habs are pounding the Sabres in every sense of the word

 

[wsoxfan1214]

lol poor Price, never gets the shutout

Cry me a river. 23 months now.

lol come on, man. he's messing with you.

I'm too tired for this.

 

[Socreges]

No, the latter part of it.

But he wasn't actually denutted. That's the joke.

 

[lamaroo]

Fucking Diaz. Even when the team is dominating, Price can't get those easy 13 save shutouts that St.Louis get all the time.

 

[Marvie_3]

Well at least Vanek showed up. Finally.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Wait, do you think Solo actually lost his nuts?

 

[Smiley90]

Wait, do you think Solo actually lost his nuts?

Damn this thread is bad with jokes.