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[Marvie_3]

If Booth whiffs one more good chance I'm gonna fuckin' lose it.

If he was shooting the puck with a gun he wouldn't miss.

 

[CCF23]

If he was shooting the puck with a gun he wouldn't miss.

I want to see this sport. High sticking would be deadly.

 

[RC]

If Booth whiffs one more good chance I'm gonna fuckin' lose it.

Clearly his god has forsaken him.

 

[C Jones]

Pens finally got that 3rd goal; they've dominated this game after getting the 2nd.

 

[TemplaerDude]

I want to see this sport. High sticking would be deadly.

It would be called "headshottin" and it would be AWESOME.

 

[CCF23]

Kesler line has been the Canucks best tonight.

I also just realized that if Bieksa is hurt it means Alberts or Barker. PLEASE JEEEEEZUS HEAL HIM.

 

[Marvie_3]

I want to see this sport. High sticking would be deadly.

You just know there's some crazy ass Russians or Germans playing it somewhere.

Kesler line has been the Canucks best tonight.

I also just realized that if Bieksa is hurt it means Alberts or Barker. PLEASE JEEEEEZUS HEAL HIM.

No no no. You need to let Barker play. It would be hilarious.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Bieksa out of his equipment according to Murph. Fuck.

No no no. You need to let Barker play. It would be hilarious.

What if he's really really good?

Spoiler

lol no

 

[CCF23]

You just know there's some crazy ass Russians or Germans playing it .

It needs to be played on thin ice with live sharks underneath so as the ice gets shot up people start to fall through.

Insurance might be an issue, though.

 

[Marvie_3]

It needs to be played on thin ice with live sharks underneath so as the ice gets shot up people start to fall through.

This game keeps getting better and better.

Insurance might be an issue, though.

Fuck it. Make them sign waivers. Or just get people with people on death row or suicidal people to play.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

That Malkin crash was sweet. Get well soon brah.

 

[TemplaerDude]

It needs to be played on thin ice with live sharks underneath so as the ice gets shot up people start to fall through.

Insurance might be an issue, though.

The sharks seem kind of extravagant considering the ice cold water combined with the heavy ass equipment probably spells doom anyways.

Yep, Bieksa with a lower body injury, out for the game. Shit.

 

[CCF23]

The sharks seem kind of extravagant considering the ice cold water combined with the heavy ass equipment probably spells doom anyways.

Yep, Bieksa with a lower body injury, out for the game. Shit.

But...Sharks...

 

[RC]

The sharks seem kind of extravagant considering the ice cold water combined with the heavy ass equipment probably spells doom anyways.

Yep, Bieksa with a lower body injury, out for the game. Shit.

Dammit. He was on a hot streak too.

 

[Marvie_3]

The sharks seem kind of extravagant considering the ice cold water combined with the heavy ass equipment probably spells doom anyways.

Shark bites would be way more entertaining. It's no fun watching someone take 20 minutes to die from hypothermia. If this sport is going to take off it needs to go balls to the wall.

Also, if someone gets their arm bitten off by a shark, they can still play as long as they can pull themselves out of the water.

 

[Smiley90]

With that, the two highest-scoring D-men in the NHL are both injured. SOMEONE IS TAKING THEM OUT ONE BY ONE.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

With that, the two highest-scoring D-men in the NHL are both injured. SOMEONE IS TAKING THEM OUT ONE BY ONE.

Thanks Obama

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Couldn't beat the Pittsburg refs. Shame, Markstrom is amazing, if he were the starter the team would be in much better shape.

 

[TemplaerDude]

We're still not losing!

 

[NetMapel]

Sharks with laser... Think about it

 

[RC]

Shark bites would be way more entertaining. It's no fun watching someone take 20 minutes to die from hypothermia. If this sport is going to take off it needs to go balls to the wall.

Also, if someone gets their arm bitten off by a shark, they can still play as long as they can pull themselves out of the water.

Extra points should be awarded if you can take out a shark.

 

[Marvie_3]

Extra points should be awarded if you can take out a shark.

Bueno.jpg

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

With that, the two highest-scoring D-men in the NHL are both injured. SOMEONE IS TAKING THEM OUT ONE BY ONE.

Campoli strikes again!!

 

[TemplaerDude]

Sharks with laser... Think about it

I'm back in guys.

 

[Revenant]

I'd argue that the penalty kill in this sport is literally 2 minutes of hunting the offending player in which 5 or 10 lucky fans get a crossbow in the crowd.

 

[CCF23]

I'd argue that the penalty kill in this sport is literally 2 minutes of hunting the offending player in which 5 or 10 lucky fans get a crossbow in the crowd.

Look at NHL-Gaf work together!

 

[Marvie_3]

Wingels LOL

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Wingels LOL

Such a fucking bitch. :lol :lol

 

[TemplaerDude]

Okay, how about this: Grizzly bear goaltenders.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Malkin should probably take Sunday's game off. You know, as a precaution.

 

[Acid08]

Such a fucking bitch. :lol :lol

What happened?

 

[Marvie_3]

What happened?

Bickell knocked him on his ass with a check. Then he went and tried to check Bickell and knocked himself on his ass.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

What happened?

Gets rocked. Tries to run at the person. Gets rocked again.

 

[RC]

Okay, how about this: Grizzly bear goaltenders.

The thin ice can't support that kind of weight. But then again, underwater bear shark fights!

 

[TemplaerDude]

This puck is taking some seriously weird ass bounces.

The thin ice can't support that kind of weight. But then again, underwater bear shark fights!

SHOOTOUT.

 

[Marvie_3]

The thin ice can't support that kind of weight. But then again, underwater bear shark fights!

Unless the thin ice over the shark pit was only between the blue lines.....

 

[Acid08]

Gets rocked. Tries to run at the person. Gets rocked again.

Bickell knocked him on his ass with a check. Then he went and tried to check Bickell and knocked himself on his ass.

Cool.

Shot totals are making me lol.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

STALBERG!

 

[RC]

Unless the thin ice over the shark pit was only between the blue lines.....

You play the trap, you die. I like it!

 

[Marvie_3]

Cool.

Shot totals are making me lol.

Niemi is making me lol


STALBERG!!

 

[CCF23]

SHOOT THAT KASSIAN

 

[TemplaerDude]

DALE MOTHERFUCKING WEISE WOOOHOOOOO

I totally called a Weise goal to myself 5 minutes ago. Awesome.

Please don't sit on this.

 

[NetMapel]

Who would have thought... Weise ! Haha

 

[RC]

Weisey-boy! 4th line getting it done.

 

[CCF23]

FOURTH LINE ALL UP INN'IT

 

[bardia]

Weise! Greasy 4th line goal.

 

[CCF23]

Sitting on the lead fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk my lifeeeeeeeee.

 

[Curufinwe]

2 games is not enough for what Hall did.

 

[CCF23]

New rule for our league...

Helmets are forbidden. Players are instead required to wear raw steaks on their heads. Birds of prey will be released at the beginning of every game.

 

[TemplaerDude]

New rule for our league...

Helmets are forbidden. Players are instead required to wear raw steaks on their heads. Birds of prey will be released at the beginning of every game.

Now you're just getting silly. Birds of prey? Please. Bengali White tigers.

Fucking BURROWS AGAIN!