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NHL Playoffs |OT2| stay salty, my friends
- Thread starter DopeyFish
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:lol awesome.
Urinal troughs are way worse.
Well he has Claude Julien as an avatar so...
UberTag
Member
I'd find it endearing if he was cheering at Avs games. 'Cause they're, you know, in Colorado.
Cartman as a Kings gimmick needs to be roasted.
I thought Claude Julien was a King of the Hill character.
Hari Seldon
Member
I'm a pathetic american without access to him, what did he say?
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Who is that saying "go kings go "
Jack Remington
Banned
Lol.
I'm an LA native, been following the Kings for well over a decade now. Don't hate on someone repping his hometown team.
Don't you start again, Gibson.
Sounds like the guy from Baseketball.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
K fuck this I'm going to bed and to beat my dick till my hand's numb
GO KINGS GO
Lets repeat bitches
Penner playoff beast mode
GO KINGS GO
Lets repeat bitches
Penner playoff beast mode
I thought it was the guy from Orgazmo?
You assholes actually doubted the NHL All-Star team? You fuckers got played harder than Xenoblade Chronicles by a basement-dwelling 15-year-old Nintendo fanboy.
-Vokoun is your king. Deal with it.
-Anderson can only handle so much. Deal with it.
-Malkin makes your defense look like a sieve.
-Crosby didn't even score tonight.
-Tyler Kennedy and the Pens' 4th line outplayed the Sens' top line.
-Brooks Orpik in your mouth all day.
-Letang bringing the sexy all night.
-Douglas Murray staring you down 24/7.
-Heart and Soul guys coming through in the clutch.
None of your asshole teams can deal with the force that is the 2013 Pittsburgh Penguins. And if you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya: SALT MOAR.
-Vokoun is your king. Deal with it.
-Anderson can only handle so much. Deal with it.
-Malkin makes your defense look like a sieve.
-Crosby didn't even score tonight.
-Tyler Kennedy and the Pens' 4th line outplayed the Sens' top line.
-Brooks Orpik in your mouth all day.
-Letang bringing the sexy all night.
-Douglas Murray staring you down 24/7.
-Heart and Soul guys coming through in the clutch.
None of your asshole teams can deal with the force that is the 2013 Pittsburgh Penguins. And if you're not down with that, I've got two words for ya: SALT MOAR.
I'm sorry.
AppleSmack
Banned
Pens didn't even play well and we still lost. I'm trying to figure out how we even got here playing like this. Anyone help me out? I'd like some reassurance to convince myself that this game wasn't a fluke and that the Sens aren't a AHL team in disguise with Andersson as the only NHL player on the team.
Fuck the penguins and their easy-mode route to the cup. I will watch the NHL after we lose this series with the only purpose of praying that they do not win the Stanley cup. The trophy is not for a team that has such an easy path to the finals.
Fuck the penguins and their easy-mode route to the cup. I will watch the NHL after we lose this series with the only purpose of praying that they do not win the Stanley cup. The trophy is not for a team that has such an easy path to the finals.
Jack Remington
Banned
Goddammit, interference, really?
PK getting some early work.
PK getting some early work.
equippedwithtowel
Member
A sharks win would dull the pain
Fuck the queens.
Fuck the queens.
Is this what a meltdown looks like?
equippedwithtowel
Member
Read my post.
You're having a meltdown/weren't paying attention after the second goal.
Played like shit, barely showed up. Only Pageau did.
The special teams killed us, they had 2 PPs and 1 shorty, our PP is still dogshit and only Spezza can save it....maybe.
5on5 we were doing pretty well.
Put in weirdpenis , we need some offence and for the love of god give Pageau some damn PP time.
The special teams killed us, they had 2 PPs and 1 shorty, our PP is still dogshit and only Spezza can save it....maybe.
5on5 we were doing pretty well.
Put in weirdpenis , we need some offence and for the love of god give Pageau some damn PP time.
UberTag
Member
The Leafs lost.
I'm an LA native too :'(
No, it's what you look like
The avalanche are in one episode and the Broncos are in tons of episodes. I think you are correct.
You're better than the rest!
equippedwithtowel
Member
Simply the best!
Pretty sure I'm not having a meltdown and I'm in the second round.
That was a terrible comeback Dopey.
AppleSmack
Banned
We didn't only lose to the power plays. Our offence was incredibly awful. The sens kept trying to outmaneuver the goalie and failing in their coordination. This game was just painful to watch. So much pandering and posturing with no results at all and we aren't even facing a great goalie.
Dude, no offense, but you're in a perpetual state of meltdown
equippedwithtowel
Member
We had, decent zone presence but the Pitsburgh net is basically Detroit -anything goes-. Our offense was tentative yes, but 2/3 of our lines that can actually score showed hustle through 50 minutes. Our offense was not 100% but our special teams were a fucking travesty and the single reason the game was the way it was.
Our defense is another story.
Jack Remington
Banned
The Sharks are going to win this if we keep giving them so many chances. Gotta get the puck out of our zone.
Cherry: "And then we've got the barette skating around, Alfredsson with a barrette in his hair. What, is this supposed to be playoff hockey? Is this supposed to be FUNNY? I mean I don't think that's funny at all. That's not funny."
MacLean: "Well, he's just trying to keep the hair out - Letang's got that hair, too."
Cherry: "Ehh, well he doesn-*garble garble*"
*cut to shot of Karlsson, Silfver, Zibenajad talking at the bench*
Cherry: "And there's the other three Swedes in the thing. *in affeminate voice* Well, I like the red one actually. Do you like the red one? I think it's very nice. Actually the polka dot one's better."
MacLean: *laughs*
Canadian Icon, ladies and gentlemen.
It's all about the Timbits. I love those things.
I'm pretty surprised by the amount of jump they have. Historically they get off to slow starts after too much rest.
Pickles the Firecat
Banned
These Geico/Lord Stanley commercials are money now that the Caps choked again.