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NHL Stanley Cup Finals 2016 |OT| Juicy Big Dick Hot Doggin' Commies with Bad Breath
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Fata1moose
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A little salt for your Friday morning.
Sharks exceeded expectations this year, the only way they choke is if they have another 3-0 series lead and go on to lose. That can't possible happen again, right...RIGHT!?
dr.rocktopus
Banned
Sportsnet had their article on the Pens titled "The Penguins long road back to the Stanley Cup Final"
It's only been seven years!
Let's go Sharks, it's been a long time coming. Sharks in 7, this looks to be a good one.
Also the return of Don Quick :')
It's only been seven years!
Let's go Sharks, it's been a long time coming. Sharks in 7, this looks to be a good one.
Also the return of Don Quick :')
Jack Remington
Banned
How the fuck can anyone root for Thornton? He's such a shit.
Would be relevant if they were playing the Kings.
Marty Chinn
Member
Imagine what they'd say if it was the Leafs......
Calamari41
41 > 38
Imagine the pain of fans of franchises like the Ducks, who will have been waiting ten long years by the time of the next playoffs. What about us? Is our suffering to be ignored? This is quickly becoming a civil rights issue.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
At least you're not Edmonton
LMAO
Dusk Soldier
Member
So Juicy = Logan Couture
Big Dick = Joe Pavelski
Bad Breath = Phil Kessel
is that right?
And what are the Hot Doggin' Commies?
Big Dick = Joe Pavelski
Bad Breath = Phil Kessel
is that right?
And what are the Hot Doggin' Commies?
Lone_Prodigy
Member
I bet Fleury starts a game.
Yeah I felt bad for him for how he had to end his career. I saw him for a second as Crosby brought over the trophy. I found a good image of him with Murray:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/matt-murray-of-the-pittsburgh-penguins-celebrates-with-news-photo/534585688
Kessel or Thornton.
Thornton or Kessel.
Kessel or Kessel.
Thornton or Thornton.
I don't know who...how...why? AHHHHHHHHHH!!
It's Thornton.
Just because Toews beat his ass in a fight doesnt make him a shit.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
What a beautiful tweet
And that's the year the Kings missed the playoffs.
Hot dogs and communism are everywhere.
Kessel could almost fall under that too, apparently he frequented some hot dog cart in Toronto?
MultiJhonny
Banned
communism is the best ism
CreeperBlocks
Banned
I'm a Habs Fan as well.Yup, I'm supporting the Sharks too.
SmackAttack
Member
I STAND WITH SHARKS-GAF!
I was going to root for them no matter who won the Eastern Conference but screw the Pens. Tampa should be in the finals, at least I don't hate myself for cheering for them. I can never cheer for the Pens. Take them down, Sharks!
Sharks in 6.
I was going to root for them no matter who won the Eastern Conference but screw the Pens. Tampa should be in the finals, at least I don't hate myself for cheering for them. I can never cheer for the Pens. Take them down, Sharks!
Sharks in 6.
Marty Chinn
Member
Holy crap, I just looked at the ticket exchange for Game 3 and the tickets I bought yesterday have doubled in value since the Penguins clinched it. The tickets I got were already 3 times the face value at the time of purchase. The thirst is real!
Bay Area even year luck.
MultiJhonny
Banned
FTFY
Calamari41
41 > 38
The worst curse to hit humanity since the Irish potato famine. Possibly worse than even that, we'll have to see how it ends.
MultiJhonny
Banned
Could you imagine the horrors of a SoCal Avocado famine?
Calamari41
41 > 38
MultiJhonny, it is your task to find a gif of this whole scene that doesn't cut off right before it gets good
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
I like the Penguins so I'll take them, but the Sharks are a classy team so if Jumbo Joe and co. got the Cup I'd be happy too.
MultiJhonny
Banned
MultiJhonny, it is your task to find a gif of this whole scene that doesn't cut off right before it gets good
I shall do my best.
Maximilian E.
AKA MS-Evangelist
Fan of Pens since late 80´s.. so yeah, GO PENS!!
Oh yeah, and for the record, Mario Lemieux IS still the most talented hockeyplayer that has graced the NHL. I rank Lemieux 160 points in 60 games (missing 24 games due to cancer treatment) as a bigger accomplishment than Gretzkys 215 point season.
Oh yeah, and for the record, Mario Lemieux IS still the most talented hockeyplayer that has graced the NHL. I rank Lemieux 160 points in 60 games (missing 24 games due to cancer treatment) as a bigger accomplishment than Gretzkys 215 point season.
Auron_Kale
Member
Been waiting to see the Sharks finally make it to the Finals, so many missed chances...
Gonna do the Color Run in San Jose tomorrow and will probably stop by the Shark Tank to see what they have.
I ended up ordering this shirt after seeing it online a few days ago:
Gonna do the Color Run in San Jose tomorrow and will probably stop by the Shark Tank to see what they have.
I ended up ordering this shirt after seeing it online a few days ago:
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Sorry to say Jhonny, im rooting for the Pens.
Between Matt Cullen and Phil the Thrill, I gotta cheer for the Pens.
Though Burns winning a cup would not be bad at all. I dont mind either team winning but lean slightly towars the Pens.
Between Matt Cullen and Phil the Thrill, I gotta cheer for the Pens.
Though Burns winning a cup would not be bad at all. I dont mind either team winning but lean slightly towars the Pens.
MultiJhonny
Banned
Phil the fucking Thrill deserves no more hot dogs for the rest of his life. Fuck that piece of non-smilin dirty fart eatin hot dog shitting weirdly good hockey player
User 479360
Banned
Been waiting to see the Sharks finally make it to the Finals, so many missed chances...
Gonna do the Color Run in San Jose tomorrow and will probably stop by the Shark Tank to see what they have.
I ended up ordering this shirt after seeing it online a few days ago:
Not a Shorks fan, but really wanting that shirt now.
excelsiorlef
Member
Been waiting to see the Sharks finally make it to the Finals, so many missed chances...
Gonna do the Color Run in San Jose tomorrow and will probably stop by the Shark Tank to see what they have.
I ended up ordering this shirt after seeing it online a few days ago:
Hail Hydra....
Go Pens
Lol but seriously cool shirt.
Auron_Kale
Member
Thanks!
It's pretty cool and the one for Jumbo is hilarious once you know the context:
Pavs and Jumbo shirts can be found here: http://breakingt.com
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Fan of Pens since late 80´s.. so yeah, GO PENS!!
Oh yeah, and for the record, Mario Lemieux IS still the most talented hockeyplayer that has graced the NHL. I rank Lemieux 160 points in 60 games (missing 24 games due to cancer treatment) as a bigger accomplishment than Gretzkys 215 point season.
Not feeling it, Gretzky's points per game was higher that 215 point season (1985-1986), and even higher than that in 1983-1984.
Also, the season Lemieux had 160 points in 60 games is the highest scoring season in NHL history (1992-1993), 21 players had 100 or more points that year and a rookie had 76 goals (Selanne) when he would never have more than 52 in a season again. There was an offensive explosion tied to the Ottawa Senators being feasted on in their first season, the Sharks in the same position in their second, and a crackdown on interference.
That Lemeiux originally retired with a higher PPG at age 31 than Gretzky at age 38 also means dick for obvious reasons.
Lemieux is #2 or #3.
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