"I traveled for 2 years, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make money."
*leaves job 5 minutes in*
Yeah that line was probably on a sticky note on a whiteboard somewhere with like some chicken scrawl that reads:
ESTABLISH AS ROUGH BADASS
"<line>"
and then that got written.
Then another sticky note later had:
ESTABLISH AS GEOLOGICAL EXPERT, WITH COOL TECH (DOGS?)
"his toys are called Dogs, this is cool, personification of technology is awesome. POTENTIAL THEME"
And I just don't know what the fuck they were thinking about the whole getting lost thing. Your fucking "pets" mapped the entire thing.