GUYS! GUYS!
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT! FINALLY!
Man I had to fight tooth and nail for it and the game clearly is taunting me by giving me exactly 2500 points, but goddamn is it worth it to finally see that Platinum symbol.
Now I have a guaranteed golden gun at the end of the season, and everything else is cake. Competitive is no longer stressful - I doubt I'm going to get anywhere close to Diamond this season so it's not a goal - I'm just playing for fun now.
Jesus, I almost had a heart attack the last match because my team went 3 DPS, Symmetra, and Mercy on Defense when we didn't quite make it to the second point on Eichenwalde, but I did some heroics as D.Va and my team held together long enough to pull through for a victory.
God that is a load off my shoulders.