On a television set somewhere in Miami, March 19, 2017. A family huddles around the television, ready to watch an episode of The Voice.
Cue Music.
Enters Marco Rubio holding a bottle of water:
Hello I'm Little Marco Rubio. As you know, I loved to cut the pork from the federal budget. That's why, the only meat market I take my family to is Markel's Meat Market on Highyway 17 in beautiful Miami. Let's dispel with the fiction that they don't know how to provide Grade A cuts of meat. Markel knows exactly what he's doing. Mention my name, and you'll receive blank stares and a two for one deal on bottled water.
That's Markel's Meat Market, on Highway 17.
The only meat I put in my mouth. On camera, anyway.
: wink :
Fade out.