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[User 463088]

Sounds like a good time. I'm so happy for you, Adam!

<3. If you've never had OYO, you're missing out. Shit is AMAZING.

This is a very in-depth model, but I think I've identified a possible issue. Technically the Filet-O-Fish is a sandwich, not a burger.*




* Amazingly, Wikipedia and the McDonald's website have exactly opposite opinions as to which of these two items is a sandwich and which a burger. As a result this joke required way too much research time to write.

One of my best friends is a manager of a McDonalds in the UK. They call chicken sandwiches "Chicken Burgers" like god damn heathens.

 

[Basileus777]

Cruz people are doing robocalls in Florida claiming Rubio has dropped out race. Oh man, tonight is going to be entertaining.

Cruz does some form of this every week now.

When the chat opens, how do I access it? BTW what is everyone drinking tonight (besides Marcos tears). I've got a new sativa strain. I don't know why, but whenever I get high I LOVE to read political articles. Makes it seem like I'm reading a script for a West Wing episode.

Quote the post with the link and the link will show up in the text box between email tags.

 

[Kusagari]

It's like Cruz wants to be known as the slimiest motherfucker since McCarthy.

 

[PBY]

How can anyone see the shit Cruz pulls and prefer him to Big Don

 

[Box of Kittens]

I'm not sure I buy the assertion that the penis joke was what brought Rubio's downfall.

Marcomentum was never real, outside of a brief media-driven fantasy.

He was headed downwards regardless, but I believe the "robo" moment at the debate was more significant in him falling.

It's all conjecture anyways since it's pretty darn difficult to accurately point at ONE thing that brought a candidate's fall.

I think it did hurt him in that it turned off voters who otherwise would have considered him while the voters it would have appealed to were already backing Trump. That having been said, I think it was also something of a desperation move brought on by his campaign already struggling.

 

[Cerium]

Rubio and Bush out?

Obama Bill and Hillary are the most luckiest Democrats ever with their opponents.

The Republican party will be for generations wondering how they let these 3 keep getting await with it.

I don't think the Republicans had a better option than Romney in 2012.

 

[Makai]

Cruz is the slimiest presidential candidate of my life.

 

[noshten]

Flying over Chicago today

 

[Makai]

I don't think the Republicans had a better option than Romney in 2012.

Jeb Bush and Chris Christie.

Not even kidding that's what all the pundits said at the time.

 

[studyguy]

When the chat opens, how do I access it? BTW what is everyone drinking tonight (besides Marcos tears). I've got a new sativa strain. I don't know why, but whenever I get high I LOVE to read political articles. Makes it seem like I'm reading a script for a West Wing episode.

I went snowboarding out in Colorado two weeks ago and a friend of mine introduced to some Whiskey & Ginger beer with a twist of lime, he into a flask for me to ride down the mountain with. Never been a fan of whiskey but I've been stuck on it for a good minute. Got some makers and Bundaburg

 

[Basileus777]

I'm not sure I buy the assertion that the penis joke was what brought Rubio's downfall.

Marcomentum was never real, outside of a brief media-driven fantasy.

He was headed downwards regardless, but I believe the "robo" moment at the debate was more significant in him falling.

It's all conjecture anyways since it's pretty darn difficult to accurately point at ONE thing that brought a candidate's fall.

His polling and real voting numbers collapsed immediately afterwards. It's not a matter of marcomentum being real or not, he lost what support he already had. What else explains his sudden fall? It wasn't a gradual decline. Even Rubio only continued that strategy for a short time before abandoning it, suggesting that the internal numbers showed how it was damaging him.

 

[User 463088]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL EXIT POLLS.

 

[Rebel Leader]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL EXIT POLLS.

really 5pm?

 

[brainchild]

Flying over Chicago today

This is it. She can kiss Chicago goodbye.

 

[bananas]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL DISAPPOINTMENT.

 

[Boke1879]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL EXIT POLLS.

For which states?

 

[Key789]

Does anyone have a Hillary Clinton related avatar I can have?

 

[pigeon]

Jeb Bush and Chris Christie.

Not even kidding that's what all the pundits said at the time.

The best part is that they both stayed out of 2012 explicitly because they were prepping to run in 2016 when they thought they'd have a better shot at the White House.

 

[User 463088]

really 5pm?

Yup. But they mean absolutely nothing, of course. nd we won't really get them until like 5:30, but OMG EXIT POLLS.

 

[kingkitty]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL EXIT POLLS.

i'm ready to panic

 

[CCS]

Kyle just brought me a bottle of OYO Barrel Finished Honey Vanilla Bean Vodka, and told me to drink it or he'll kill me.

I think I'm going to marry him.

Marry him. Do it.

 

[sangreal]

ONE MINUTE UNTIL EXIT POLLS.

you guys keep believing those cnn countdowns

 

[User 463088]

For which states?

Not sure, but I'm assuming they did them in each state. They usually do, unless it's a caucus.

 

[User 463088]

FUCK!

98% of the electorate in Ohio was white, first time voters between the ages of 17 and 24.

FUCK!

: Kidding, loves! Kidding! :

 

[CCS]

FUCK!

98% of the electorate in Ohio was white, first time voters between the ages of 17 and 24.

FUCK!

: Kidding, loves! Kidding! :

Don't do this to me

 

[Box of Kittens]

I'd prefer Perez.

Same here. Ticks a lot of the same boxes and doesn't cost a valuable Senate seat.

 

[Suikoguy]

Marry him. Do it.

Kyle is the BernieBro?

 

[User 463088]

Don't do this to me

To good to resist.

And Kyle has to go back to Texas so he's not watching this with me. Jerk. I'm dumping him. I can't be treated like this.

Kyle is the BernieBro?

Yup. And the official boyfriend as of last night.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

dun dun dun, I would take it.

 

[Teggy]

David Shuster &#8207;@DavidShuster 11m11 minutes ago
Shock Illinois exit poll: Hispanics voting 65-35 @BernieSanders over @hillaryclinton. If that holds, Clinton will lose IL. #DemPrimary

uhhhhhh

 

[Suikoguy]

Yup. And the official boyfriend as of last night.

Aww, so adorable for some reason.

 

[CCS]

uhhhhhh

Is that legit? Exit polls shouldn't be out by then right?

 

[User 463088]

dun dun dun, I would take it.

The problem is "doing better than expected" isn't good enough. So he loses by 15 instead of 30. Great. He wins IL by 5 Still losing in the long run.

 

[Makai]

The best part is that they both stayed out of 2012 explicitly because they were prepping to run in 2016 when they thought they'd have a better shot at the White House.

It also goes to show how underrated Mitt is as a politician.

 

[ivysaur12]

uhhhhhh

Oh wow. Who is this? AJAM?

 

[The Lamonster]

uhhhhhh

.

 

[pigeon]

uhhhhhh

Guys, this guy's Twitter profile is completely pro-Bernie.

Like, not saying it's a lie or anything, but I would like to wait for a few more sources.

 

[Cesare Borgia]

This makes sense:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/272986-vp-buzz-for-sherrod-brown

I don't like it. Obama made a few mistakes by depleting the democrat bench by bringing folks into the administration who probably didn't need to be there, and the party can't afford that again. Brown is a great senator and a reliable liberal vote. If he becomes VP, Kasich gets to pick his replacement. No one here wants that, I suspect.

If it's going to be a senator it should be Tim Kaine...

 

[Iolo]

	Illinois	Ohio	Florida	Missouri	NC					
Clinton	20		79	77	30		81					
Sanders	80		21	23	70		19

I'm not seeing it in my model, and I've added some more variables to improve its accuracy.

Implausible. Hillary has not gained 76 points in FL since this morning.

 

[Roland_Gunner]

Is that legit? Exit polls shouldn't be out by then right?

Al Jazeera isn't part of the exit polling consortium. Either someone leaked to him or Shuster's talking out of his ass.

 

[Suikoguy]

I'm hearing a report that Trump was a vote-able option on some of the Florida ballots for Democrats. Looking for additional confirmation. He may not have been on the Republican ballot in those same areas.

 

[Coriolanus]

And now i see fools hating on Fillet o' Fish? The only decent sandwich Mickey D's has? And over a freaking mcchicken? That thing is 90% chlorine and industrial meat, ffs.

Gods, this is even worse than that honey oats nonsense.

 

[ivysaur12]

Guys, this guy's Twitter profile is completely pro-Bernie.

Like, not saying it's a lie or anything, but I would like to wait for a few more sources.

Nate Cohn just deleted his RT of it.

Harry Enten &#8207;@ForecasterEnten
@nate_cohn What exit poll was that? Network exit polls don't come until 5.

Nate Cohn &#8207;@Nate_Cohn
@ForecasterEnten I thought he was NBC?

stacey w.
@Nate_Cohn @ForecasterEnten Shuster is Al Jazeera

Nate Cohn
&#8207;@Nate_Cohn
.@reni1115 @ForecasterEnten ooooh. my bad. will delete. thought he was NBC

 

[shinra-bansho]

Implausible. Hillary has not gained 76 points in FL since this morning.

Her alligator or crocodile flip flopping hurt her badly in the sunshine state.

 

[NeoXChaos]

Decision Desk is talking about the polling. Schuster is trolling.

 

[studyguy]

Suddenly

 

[And_Gignac]

uhhhhhh

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

GET YOUR WIG OVER HERE HOLMES.

Edit:

Oh, nevermind then hihi

pull through Bernie

 

[Iolo]

is jim webb a superdelegate?

Jim Webb killed a superdelegate

 

[Suikoguy]

Article on the issue:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/reports-trump-left-off-some-florida-ballots/

Can't have an election without Florida fucking it up.

 

[Kangi]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

GET YOUR WIG OVER HERE HOLMES.

Edit:

Oh, nevermind then hihi