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[Macho Madness]

Guys, sit down and relax. Have a nice cup of:

 

[Iolo]

dun dun dun, I would take it.

@DecisionDeskHQ shook after their humiliation in MI. They'll be calling the races tomorrow at this rate.

 

[Macho Madness]

Article on the issue:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/reports-trump-left-off-some-florida-ballots/

Can't have an election without Florida fucking it up.

Reports: Trump Left Off Some Florida Ballots; “Dozens of Complaints”

 

[vicissitudes]

Why are people freaking out over Dem voting? Bernie can go 5/5 and he still wouldn't have a shot at the nomination. At this point it's just mildly interesting how much Hillary wins by.

The GOP side is where the results actually matter.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Article on the issue:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/reports-trump-left-off-some-florida-ballots/

Can't have an election without Florida fucking it up.

You see folks? This is how the Quote Unquote Establishment doesn't want Trump to win. -

I can see trump or his supporters saying this

 

[Macho Madness]

@DecisionDeskHQ shook after their humiliation in MI. They'll be calling the races tomorrow at this rate.

After Michigan and the close GOP race in LA, everyone's gotten shaky.

 

[Kusagari]

I'm hearing a report that Trump was a vote-able option on some of the Florida ballots for Democrats. Looking for additional confirmation. He may not have been on the Republican ballot in those same areas.

Trump to win the FL Democratic primary, Rubio the Republican.

 

[Suikoguy]

You see folks? This is how the Quote Unquote Establishment doesn't want Trump to win.

It will so seriously play into Trump narrative moving forward. Even if it's a very small number of cases.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

@mmurraypolitics 28s28 seconds ago
Per early exits, 9% of IL GOP voters are Dems; 7% of OH GOP voters are Dems; 5% of MO GOP voters are Dems

Was 7% in MI and just 3% in NH

God damn IL. Early exits, so potential to increase that % by end too.

 

[ivysaur12]

‏@mmurraypolitics
Per early exits, 9% of IL GOP voters are Dems; 7% of OH GOP voters are Dems; 5% of MO GOP voters are Dems

Was 7% in MI and just 3% in NH

DISARRAY

 

[Macho Madness]

Per early exits, 9% of IL GOP voters are Dems; 7% of OH GOP voters are Dems; 5% of MO GOP voters are Dems

Was 7% in MI and just 3% in NH

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/709850623840227328

CHAOS

 

[Makai]

It will so seriously play into Trump narrative moving forward. Even if it's a very small number of cases.

It feels like literally anything plays in his favor.

 

[User 406]

Just got done voting. Easy in and out, just a four person line at our ward table. My wife insisted on filling out every oval in every unopposed race though, so our son and I had to wait.

Voted for THE QUEEN:

Marcia Fudge, from the fighting 11th district! So wonderful that she's running unopposed in the primary. Still filled in the oval with pride.

A big HELL NO on Tim McCunty:

Yes on 23: Health and Human Services funding, Mrs. Manky needs to get PAID.

Yes on Ted Strickland, pls actually win the general this time.

Sure, Yeah, Whatever, I Guess on a whole fuckload of unopposed judge seats.

Oh yeah, and a vote for Hollory Clonton:

This makes sense:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/272986-vp-buzz-for-sherrod-brown

NO POACHING MY FUCKING SENATOR

		New Variables Added									
		Living Astronaut	One-named Singer	First Initial	Age / 42		Crocodile or Alligator	McDonald's Burger	
Clinton		John Glenn		Cher			H		1.619047619		Alligator		McChicken
Sanders		Buzz Aldrin		Madonna			B		1.761904762		Crocodile		Filet-O-Fish
										
	Illinois	Ohio	Florida	Missouri	NC					
Clinton	20		79	77	30		81					
Sanders	80		21	23	70		19

I'm not seeing it in my model, and I've added some more variables to improve its accuracy.

This is the best PoliGAF meme since FUCK!!!!

 

[Macho Madness]

That's considerably less than some would have had you think. Especially in OH.

 

[ivysaur12]

God damn IL. Early exits, so potential to increase that % by end too.

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/709850623840227328

CHAOS

ily

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Oh man...its starting.

 

[Macho Madness]

MORE

About 9 in 10 Republican primary voters in five states going to the polls Tuesday are unhappy with the direction of the federal government — and on average, about 4 in 10 are angry.

THEY'RE STILL VERY ANGRY

In each of the five states, about half of voters say they prefer a candidate who's an outsider, while about 4 in 10 want one with political experience.

THEY WANT AN OUTSIDER

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Bringing millions to this party brahs.

 

[NeoXChaos]

This Week ‏@ThisWeekABC 6m6 minutes ago
NEW: @marcorubio's DC campaign office evacuated after suspicious white powder found; Hazmat crews on scene

 

[User 463088]

MORE



THEY'RE STILL VERY ANGRY



THEY WANT AN OUTSIDER

This was GOP, yes?

 

[Makai]

Trumps bring billions so this party won't stop

 

[And_Gignac]

God damn IL. Early exits, so potential to increase that % by end too.

If Trump wasnt running Bernie would swept. ;__;

 

[pigeon]

This Week ‏@ThisWeekABC 6m6 minutes ago
NEW: @marcorubio's DC campaign office evacuated after suspicious white powder found; Hazmat crews on scene

Ted Cruz stepping up his election prank strategy.

Alternate joke: Not sure why they're bothering when it'll be a deserted building in a week anyway.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

This Week ‏@ThisWeekABC 6m6 minutes ago
NEW: @marcorubio's DC campaign office evacuated after suspicious white powder found; Hazmat crews on scene

Gotta be all the coke they were planning on using tonight to numb themselves

 

[CCS]

MORE



THEY'RE STILL VERY ANGRY



THEY WANT AN OUTSIDER

WE'RE ANGRY

AT EVERYTHING

WE HATE

OBAMA

 

[noshten]

Early exits - Dems/race

NC
White 66%
Black 29

FL
White 49%
Black 27

OH
White 76%
Black 19

IL
White 62%
Black 27

MO
White 73%
Black 19

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

SHARES MY VALUES

 

[Holmes]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

GET YOUR WIG OVER HERE HOLMES.

Edit:

Oh, nevermind then hihi

pull through Bernie

 

[Macho Madness]

White voters make up the majority of Democratic voters in four of five states going to the polls Tuesday, but all five states included large enough percentages of minority voters to potentially affect the results.

THEY'RE WHITE BUT NOT TOO WHITE

Black voters make up at least about one-fifth of the Democratic electorate in each states voting Tuesday, and in Florida, Illinois and North Carolina nearly 3 in 10 Democratic primary voters are black.

SOME ARE DEFINITELY BLACK

According to early results of exit polls conducted by Edison Research for the Associated Press and television networks, voters are more likely to describe Sanders than Clinton as honest, but more likely to describe Clinton's policies as realistic.

CLINTON DISHONEST, BUT ALSO HONEST

Majorities of Democrats in five states going to the polls Tuesday say they would be satisfied with both candidates as the nominee.

DEM VOTERS HAPPY EITHER WAY

Democratic voters in all five states see Clinton as the candidate with the better chance to beat Donald Trump if he is the Republican nominee in November

CLINTON MORE ELECTABLE

At least half of voters in each state say each of the two candidates' positions on the issues are "about right," though voters are generally more likely to say Sanders' policies are too liberal than not liberal enough and to say the opposite about Clinton.

THEIR POLICIES ARE FINE

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Early exits - Dems/race
NC
White 66%
Black 29

FL
White 49%
Black 27

OH
White 76%
Black 19

IL
White 62%
Black 27

MO
White 73%
Black 19

Early, so it will change by end. OH number too low, same with NC.

 

[And_Gignac]

Waaaait, it was true, how did I miss this poll?

The dynamic factors into almost shocking results in Illinois, where according to the latest NBC News/Marist/WSJ poll out this week, Sanders is leading Clinton by 34 points with Latino voters, claiming 64 percent to her 30 percent. This, while he is still trailing overall in the state by six points.

Poor Holmes!

 

[User 406]

This Week ‏@ThisWeekABC 6m6 minutes ago
NEW: @marcorubio's DC campaign office evacuated after suspicious white powder found; Hazmat crews on scene

It's alum. This explains EVERYTHING.

 

[CCS]

THEY'RE WHITE BUT NOT TOO WHITE


SOME ARE DEFINITELY BLACK



CLINTON DISHONEST, BUT ALSO HONEST



DEM VOTERS HAPPY EITHER WAY



CLINTON MORE ELECTABLE



THEIR POLICIES ARE FINE

EVERYONE SUPPORTS MORE SHOUTING

THIS ELECTION IS VERY LOUD

 

[User 463088]

CCS hold me. I can't. I can't.

I can't ya'll. Halp .Halp me.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

CCS hold me. I can't. I can't.

I can't ya'll. Halp .Halp me.

 

[CCS]

CCS hold me. I can't. I can't.

I can't ya'll. Halp .Halp me.

I'll hold you Adam. Please remain calm and proceed towards July in an orderly fashion.

 

[Macho Madness]

About two-thirds of Republican primary voters in all five states voting Tuesday support temporarily banning non-citizen Muslims from entering the United States, but majorities in all five say they want immigrants already in the United States illegally to be allowed a chance to stay.

KICK OUT THOSE THAT ARE SCARY AND OF DARKER SKIN

Only about 4 in 10 Republican voters in each state want all immigrants in the country illegally to be deported.

THEY WANT THEM TO B... oh. It's still 40%.

 

[User 463088]

I can has Dean gifs?

I'll hold you Adam. Please remain calm and proceed towards July in an orderly fashion.

I got this. I'm chill. I'm so chill right now. You have no idea how chill I am.

 

[Cesare Borgia]

uhhhhhh

Not true. But Bernie is going to come close to winning Ill tonight.

 

[Makai]

There needs to be a criminal investigation of Cruz campaign. This is ridiculous.

 

[Gruco]

Dear GAF,

1) Should I panic?

2) Does anyone have any recommendations on how best to panic?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I can has Dean gifs?

 

[CCS]

I can has Dean gifs?



I got this. I'm chill. I'm so chill right now. You have no idea how chill I am.

Dear GAF,

1) Should I panic?

2) Does anyone have any recommendations on how best to panic?

1. Yes.

2. As loudly as possible.

 

[Macho Madness]

Dear GAF,

1) Should I panic?

2) Does anyone have any recommendations on how to panic?

ALWAYS PANIC

 

[Makai]

Dear GAF,

1) Should I panic?

2) Does anyone have any recommendations on how best to panic?

yes. Your candidate lost big time. Panic by donating to not your candidate.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

ALWAYS PANIC

better one

 

[brainchild]

Am I hearing this right? A potential anthrax scare at Rubio HQ?

 

[TheCrow]

Well my parents just finished voting. That's 100% latino support for hillary in my family. Gotta turn that poll around.

 

[Gruco]

Getting nervous about Rubio. This could be the night he turns it around. Seems poised to surge.

 

[User 85168]

Dear GAF,

1) Should I panic?

2) Does anyone have any recommendations on how best to panic?

1. Always

2. Type "FUCK" in every post

FUCK