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[billeh]

Kasich, the evil twin version of Kucinich.

 

[Sickboy007]

So true; that said, try to picture Trump following this up lol.

It will be a laugh riot. I expect booing and cheering in equal measures.

Wrap it brah, wrap it up. No one wants you. You're like the shitty local band that plays before the even shittier cover band.....we don't want you. We want Sounds like Queen.

Bitch, GET OFF THE STAGE.

The crowd is loving him.

 

[CCS]

Wrap it brah, wrap it up. No one wants you. You're like the shitty local band that plays before the even shittier cover band.....we don't want you. We want Sounds like Queen.

Bitch, GET OFF THE STAGE.

Your analogies are the best <3

 

[PBY]

 

[ivysaur12]

omg

 

[PBY]

Desus Nice &#8207;@desusnice 28s28 seconds ago
blk ppl need an AIPAC where candidates can pander with potato salad recipes & perfect renditions of kendrick verses

 

[Macho Madness]

There's a strategy to saying "Under President Kasich" or whoever because it gets people used to saying it.

It worked so well for McCain.

 

[B-Dubs]

DEAD

 

[Sickboy007]

Freebird!

 

[User 463088]

So true; that said, try to picture Trump following this up lol.

Look, I love Israel. Okay? Love Israel. Some of my best business friends are Jewish, okay? They're great. They're beautiful. I believe in circumcision too. Always have. It's beautiful, okay? And you have a wall too. And I believe in that. Because, you know, we're going to build a wall too. And, I don't know if it will be wailing, but it's going to be a wall. Did you know my daughter's a Jewish too? She is. Okay, it's beautiful. And, we're going to be yuge allies of Israel. No one loves Israel more than me. I love lox, okay? Bagels are yuge in my house. And we're going to win with Israel again, okay? We're going to win again.

 

[PBY]

Look, I love Israel. Okay? Love Israel. Some of my best business friends are Jewish, okay? They're great. They're beautiful. I believe in circumcision too. Always have. It's beautiful, okay? And you have a wall too. And I believe in that. Because, you know, we're going to build a wall too. And, I don't know if it will be wailing, but it's going to be a wall. Did you know my daughter's a Jewish too? She is. Okay, it's beautiful. And, we're going to be yuge allies of Israel. No one loves Israel more than me. I love lox, okay? Bagels are yuge in my house. And we're going to win with Israel again, okay? We're going to win again.

LOL

Trump following this up is amazing.

 

[CCS]

Kasich looks like the dad who used to turn up to my school rugby games and stand on the touchline, occasionally talking to someone slightly too loudly about something nonsensical.

 

[B-Dubs]

Look, I love Israel. Okay? Love Israel. Some of my best business friends are Jewish, okay? They're great. They're beautiful. I believe in circumcision too. Always have. It's beautiful, okay? And you have a wall too. And I believe in that. Because, you know, we're going to build a wall too. And, I don't know if it will be wailing, but it's going to be a wall. Did you know my daughter's a Jewish too? She is. Okay, it's beautiful. And, we're going to be yuge allies of Israel. No one loves Israel more than me. I love lox, okay? Bagels are yuge in my house. And we're going to win with Israel again, okay? We're going to win again.

Add in something about the supremacy of NY bagels and its perfect.

 

[User 463088]

MSNBC acting like Kasich is a god damn orator or something. No. He's not. You need to examine your life if you think that was a great speech.

 

[User 463088]

Also, Paul Ryan? Totally would. Hard.

Edit: Shit. Sorry. I thought I edited.

 

[PBY]

Paul Ryan?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CCS]

Why am I watching Paul Ryan oh god please I'll do anything just make him go away oh god

Also, Paul Ryan? Totally would. Hard.

Edit: Shit. Sorry. I thought I edited.

No way. It'd be like fucking a robot, he's too creepily artificial.

 

[PBY]

Jon WardVerified account
&#8207;@jonward11
They switched up schedule. Paul Ryan now speaking. Trump was supposed to be on now.

 

[2 Slice Toaster]

Just curious but why do presidential candidates feel the need to pander to Israeli special interest groups?

There aren't any similar groups for other allies to my knowledge so what makes Israel so special?

Tradition.

Reaffirming the U.S. stance to stand loyally behind Israel no matter what is a rite of passage. So presidential.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[PBY]

Trump def about to drop a "the Jews" on us right?

 

[User 463088]

No way. It'd be like fucking a robot, he's too creepily artificial.

As long as someone updates his programming with the proper rhythm, it'd be okay.

Hahahahahaaha.

Fuck Rmoney.

 

[Sickboy007]

Tradition.

Reaffirming the U.S. stance to stand loyally behind Israel no matter what is a rite of passage. So presidential.

It's been tradition only since the mid-70s or later. The real reason is money.

 

[PBY]

Zack BeauchampVerified account
&#8207;@zackbeauchamp
Paul Ryan just attributed George Washington's famous "entangling alliances" quote to Thomas Jefferson

 

[Sickboy007]

Trump def about to drop a "the Jews" on us right?

The real unspoken story here is how his far right supporters will take him speaking with "the enemy".

 

[Tesseract]

Paul Ryan is a loser, bring out trump

 

[hermit7]

Tradition.

Reaffirming the U.S. stance to stand loyally behind Israel no matter what is a rite of passage. So presidential.

That is what I figured.

Maybe I am ill informed about the relationship between the United states and Israel but it seems that the support is mostly one sided.

 

[Y2Kev]

Zack BeauchampVerified account
&#8207;@zackbeauchamp
Paul Ryan just attributed George Washington's famous "entangling alliances" quote to Thomas Jefferson

That's not correct. It is a Jefferson quote. Liberal media destroyed.

 

[TheLaughingStock]

I still find it hard to believe this is happening. Consider all the things that could happen:

-Massive protests outside Quicken Loans Arena
-Unrest and hostility inside Quicken Loans Arena
-Last ditch effort to stop Trump resulting in complete chaos inside arena

So, the turmoil is going to be like the Cleveland Cavaliers locker room after a regular season loss?

 

[PBY]

That's not correct. It is a Jefferson quote. Liberal media destroyed.

Disgusting media.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Look, I love Israel. Okay? Love Israel. Some of my best business friends are Jewish, okay? They're great. They're beautiful. I believe in circumcision too. Always have. It's beautiful, okay? And you have a wall too. And I believe in that. Because, you know, we're going to build a wall too. And, I don't know if it will be wailing, but it's going to be a wall. Did you know my daughter's a Jewish too? She is. Okay, it's beautiful. And, we're going to be yuge allies of Israel. No one loves Israel more than me. I love lox, okay? Bagels are yuge in my house. And we're going to win with Israel again, okay? We're going to win again.

Everytime you top yourself. It's really impressive.

So, the turmoil is going to be like the Cleveland Cavaliers locker room after a regular season loss?

No that only happens if we win.. We know we are going to kicked in the nuts time and time again.

Detroit laughs at us.. Detroit.. And they're right too. At least have the damn Red Wings.

 

[Macho Madness]

It was totally a Jefferson quote: http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/244...ip-with-all-nations-entangling-alliances-with

 

[User 463088]

Everytime you top yourself. It's really impressive.

Only time I've topped anything in my life.

Buh-bum-crash. I'm here all week. Try the veal.

 

[gutter_trash]

what stream are you guys watching?

 

[CCS]

Only time I've topped anything in my life.

Buh-bum-crash. I'm here all week. Try the veal.

I imagine you'd get along well with Kasich then

what stream are you guys watching?

There's one on the AIPAC website: http://www.policyconference.org/

 

[PBY]

what stream are you guys watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdzU4nDK2Y4

 

[Y2Kev]

Disgusting, dishonest press.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

CNN calling tomorrow "Western Tuesday"

At least it's more creative than Super Tuesday 4, though just as pathetic.

 

[User 463088]

I'm watching MSNBC. They're not showing Ryan, but they showed Kasich and they'll show all of Trump and Cruz, I expect.

 

[PBY]

Trump is way out of his depth here.

 

[User 463088]

Trump is way out of his depth here.

Trump is out of his depth in a god damn kiddie pool.

 

[HylianTom]

CNN calling tomorrow "Western Tuesday"

At least it's more creative than Super Tuesday 4, though just as pathetic.

I like it!
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[Tesseract]

Trump is way out of his depth here.

Prepare to get your mind blown

Punishment has come to

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Trump is way out of his depth here.

Perfect excuse to use this

 

[CCS]

This is really out of Trump's league this sort of thing.

 

[Bowdz]

Super Tuesday: Tokyo Drift

Bold and luxurious... TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP! Bold and luxurious... TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!

 

[User 463088]

Get hype bois.

GET REKT.

Let's GO!

 

[Brinbe]

President Trump incoming

 

[PBY]

How the hell is any of what Donald "I love the Jews" Trump is about to do gonna play lmao

 

[User 463088]

Chris Matthews: "It's going to be odd."

Gutsy statement there Chris .