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[B-Dubs]

Diablos leading the CIA sounds like the worst idea ever, lolol.

IRAN HAS SPIES!? FUCK FUCK FUCK

That's the point.

 

[Cat]

I don't really post enough to have a spot so will continue being a member of the observing populace.

 

[Valhelm]

Interesting. Man, I hope Sanders does inspire younger voters to be more engaged in politics. A lot of those issues he rants about are so important, but don't have easy solutions.

His best bet is to keep talking about these issues throughout a Clinton presidency. Bernie Sanders in 2017 will be a lot more well-known than Bernie Sanders in 2014, so his message will reach a wider audience.

 

[Black Mamba]

Yeah, a couple posts got accidentally deleted:

Update:

President: Pigeon
Vice Pres: B-Dubs
Chief Staff: OrangeGrayBlue
Press Sec: Benji
Sex. of State: NeoXChaos
Sec. Defense: Sea Manky
Sec. Treasury: Mamba
Sec. Education: Plinko
Sec. Interior: Wilson
Sec. Labor: Holmes
Sec. Homeland: RustyNails
Sec. HHS & YQ: Adam
Sec. HUD: IWMTB19
Sec: Commerce: Y2Kev
Sec. Energy: HylianTom
Sec Transportation: Huckster
Sec. Agriculture: StopMakingSense
UN Ambassador: Makai
Fed Chairman: CCS
Micronesia Amb: Poodle
Solicitor General: Metaphoreous
NRLB: JessieEwok

 

[Loudninja]

I be the Uncle.

 

[Slayven]

I love to be ambassador to South Korea or Japan

 

[blackaroni]

I want no part of this administration, but I nominate my avatar as the head of the FDA.

 

[User 406]

As my first act of nepotism, I nominate Mrs. Manky as Attorney General. She'll reform the DoJ but good.

 

[B-Dubs]

OK, so if not the CIA how about making Diablos the head of the CDC?

 

[Macho Madness]

I am the Senate Majority Leader of the opposing party and I refuse to hold hearings and vote on your appointments.

 

[ampere]

adam - just read your DailyKos blog. Truly inspiring. Your father would be proud.

Thank you so much. It seems some Bernie supporters lost their shit over my diary, which I found interesting. It was fun to write. Maybe I'll do more.

Just read that as well. Thanks for sharing your story! That post got a ton of comments eh lol

 

[CCS]

OK, so if not the CIA how about making Diablos the head of the CDC?

I am 100% behind this.

 

[Plinko]

OK, so if not the CIA how about making Diablos the head of the CDC?

Wasn't there an old PC game where if a virus broke out, Madagascar would instantly close the borders? That seems to fit Diablos.

 

[excelsiorlef]

I am the Senate Majority Leader of the opposing party and I refuse to hold hearings and vote on your appointments.

I'm getting no traction in this administration and would like to join your opposing party.

Fuck the establishment.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Remember to post this tweet the next time anyone on GAF tries to take Jonathan Haidt seriously:

Is American Anthro Assoc. an academic org, or just another SJW org pushing BDS? We'll find out soon:

https://twitter.com/JonHaidt/status/713079127151157249

The right has become extremely supportive of limiting free speech on college campus and neighborhoods now that free speech is about Muslims and protesters.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I have no discernible skills and an almost criminal lack of understanding of modern technology, but I am heavily invested in making sure no one says "fuck"; can I head the FCC?

 

[CCS]

I have no discernible skills and an almost criminal lack of understanding of modern technology, but I am heavily invested in making sure no one says "fuck"; can I head the FCC?

I worry you might be overqualified.

 

[B-Dubs]

I have no discernible skills and an almost criminal lack of understanding of modern technology, but I am heavily invested in making sure no one says "fuck"; can I head the FCC?

What are your stances on uber-violence and nipples?

 

[blackaroni]

I have no discernible skills and an almost criminal lack of understanding of modern technology, but I am heavily invested in making sure no one says "fuck"; can I head the FCC?

DNC Chair

 

[Black Mamba]

OK, so if not the CIA how about making Diablos the head of the CDC?

OH MY GOD INFLUEEEEENNNNZAAAA

FUUUUUUCCCKKK

 

[Atomic Playboy]

What are your stances on uber-violence and nipples?

Pro and con, respectively, with a side of "won't somebody think of the children" anytime sex is remotely implied.

 

[User 463088]

Just read that as well. Thanks for sharing your story! That post got a ton of comments eh lol

Thank you! Ya...I'm really shocked that that many people bothered to read or comment.

 

[Black Mamba]

We really need an attorney general. Ivysaur?

Basilleus and PBY need spots too.

Update:

President: Pigeon
Vice Pres: B-Dubs
Chief Staff: OrangeGrayBlue
Press Sec: Benji
Sex. of State: NeoXChaos
Sec. Defense: Sea Manky
Sec. Treasury: Mamba
Sec. Education: Plinko
Sec. Interior: Wilson
Sec. Labor: Holmes
Sec. Homeland: RustyNails
Sec. HHS & YQ: Adam
Sec. HUD: IWMTB19
Sec: Commerce: Y2Kev
Sec. Energy: HylianTom
Sec Transportation: Huckster
Sec. Agriculture: StopMakingSense
UN Ambassador: Makai
Fed Chairman: CCS
Micronesia Amb: Poodle
Solicitor General: Metaphoreous
NRLB: JessieEwok
CDC Chair: Diablos

 

[Makai]

PD is FBI

 

[User 463088]

We really need an attorney general. Ivysaur?

Basilleus and PBY need spots too.

Update:

President: Pigeon
Vice Pres: B-Dubs
Chief Staff: OrangeGrayBlue
Press Sec: Benji
Sex. of State: NeoXChaos
Sec. Defense: Sea Manky
Sec. Treasury: Mamba
Sec. Education: Plinko
Sec. Interior: Wilson
Sec. Labor: Holmes
Sec. Homeland: RustyNails
Sec. HHS & YQ: Adam
Sec. HUD: IWMTB19
Sec: Commerce: Y2Kev
Sec. Energy: HylianTom
Sec Transportation: Huckster
Sec. Agriculture: StopMakingSense
UN Ambassador: Makai
Fed Chairman: CCS
Micronesia Amb: Poodle
Solicitor General: Metaphoreous
NRLB: JessieEwok
CDC Chair: Diablos

I didn't know Sex of State was an option.

 

[CCS]

I didn't know Sex of State was an option.

The perfect job for you if ever there was one

 

[Black Mamba]

PD is FBI

More like Scalia

Spoiler

cuz they're both gone.

I didn't know Sex of State was an option.

Most Freudian Slip ever. lol

 

[T'Zariah]

I'll Take Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs.

 

[NeoXChaos]

We need 3 people for EPA, OMB & Trade Representative positions

 

[Black Mamba]

We need 3 people for EPA, OMB & Trade Representative positions

Veterans Affairs to.

Chichov for Council of Economic Advisers? Yes.

 

[ampere]

Remember to post this tweet the next time anyone on GAF tries to take Jonathan Haidt seriously:

https://twitter.com/JonHaidt/status/713079127151157249

The right has become extremely supportive of limiting free speech on college campus and neighborhoods now that free speech is about Muslims and protesters.

He forgot to put "gamergate" in his bio

 

[Hilbert]

Can I be in charge of weights and measures?

My first act will be converting everyone to a base 12 numbering and measuring system.

 

[RustyNails]

We need 3 people for EPA, OMB & Trade Representative positions

We also need Postmaster General.

 

[User 406]

We really need an attorney general. Ivysaur?

As my first act of nepotism, I nominate Mrs. Manky as Attorney General. She'll reform the DoJ but good.

.

 

[CCS]

We also need Postmaster General.

We've got a few candidates for Shitpostmaster General

 

[AndyD]

I work in Privacy, I'll take the NSA since HHS is taken.

 

[Tesseract]

Can I be in charge of weights and measures?

My first act will be converting everyone to a base 12 numbering and measuring system.

The hell you say, I will fight you

 

[User 406]

Actually, Makai should be Postmaster General since he always has an order of magnitude more posts than anyone else in each thread. UN Ambassador should be whoever complains the most about posters in OT, also he'll need a big honking walrus mustache.

 

[NeoXChaos]

Actually, Makai should be Postmaster General since he always has an order of magnitude more posts than anyone else in each thread. UN Ambassador should be whoever complains the most about posters in OT, also he'll need a big honking walrus mustache.

Cerium but he's DNC(Poligaf) Chairman.

 

[RastaMentality]

How is Meta not attorney general

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Can I be in charge of weights and measures?

My first act will be converting everyone to a base 12 numbering and measuring system.

What do they call it when someone is nominated and you need a second person to agree or it doesn't count? Well, whatever that's called, I'm doing it. Decimal has had its day.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

benji is the best PoliGAF member because he is the only one who brings something to the table you cannot get anywhere else. There are plenty of places where you get liberal think pieces, not many where you can learn about how the 1972 primaries were looking in April of that year or something like that.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

We really need an attorney general. Ivysaur?

Basilleus and PBY need spots too.

Update:

President: Pigeon
Vice Pres: B-Dubs
Chief Staff: OrangeGrayBlue
Press Sec: Benji
Sex. of State: NeoXChaos
Sec. Defense: Sea Manky
Sec. Treasury: Mamba
Sec. Education: Plinko
Sec. Interior: Wilson
Sec. Labor: Holmes
Sec. Homeland: RustyNails
Sec. HHS & YQ: Adam
Sec. HUD: IWMTB19
Sec: Commerce: Y2Kev
Sec. Energy: HylianTom
Sec Transportation: Huckster
Sec. Agriculture: StopMakingSense
UN Ambassador: Makai
Fed Chairman: CCS
Micronesia Amb: Poodle
Solicitor General: Metaphoreous
NRLB: JessieEwok
CDC Chair: Diablos

I will take department of shit's hitting the fan.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Also, I could swear you guys did this cabinet shit already like 3 years ago. Is PoliGAF on reruns?

 

[Black Mamba]

How is Meta not attorney general

because the AG prosecutes, mostly. He is Solicitor General, which means he will argue in front of the SCOTUS a ton, and in a hilarious twist due to Pigeon's Presidency, from a liberal slant.

Also, I could swear you guys did this cabinet shit already like 3 years ago. Is PoliGAF on reruns?

Sec. Of Debbie Downer: Eskimoe Joe

 

[User 406]

How is Meta not attorney general

Solicitor General is a better fit for him, he can argue over semantic quibbles all day until the Supremes all get PTSD and quit. Then we can nominate an entirely new bench composed of nothing but clones of sc0la.

Also, for the AG slot we'd like to actually do something about cop murders, so take my wife, please.

Also, I could swear you guys did this cabinet shit already like 3 years ago. Is PoliGAF on reruns?

As President Pigeon once said, elections have consequences.

 

[HanShotFirst]

I didn't know poligaf was into playing house.

EDIT: or should I say WHITE HOUSE? LOL

 

[Black Mamba]

I didn't know poligaf was into playing house.

I think we're more prone to playing Senate.

 

[Makai]

Actually, Makai should be Postmaster General since he always has an order of magnitude more posts than anyone else in each thread. UN Ambassador should be whoever complains the most about posters in OT, also he'll need a big honking walrus mustache.

https://www.neogaf.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=1195309

Sea Manky for attack advertiser. :U

 

[Cerium]

You guys are missing Attorney General. One of the top four cabinet positions. Shame.

I'll be Communications Director. Malcolm Tucker's position.