So today the big orange baby in the White House (well, he's there once in a while) declares China is not a currency manipulator, going back on yet another campaign promise. This was supposed to be a part of his very busy first day in office, along with repealing Obamacare and replacing it with "something great." Of course immediately people started retweeting his tweet complaining about Obama doing the exact same thing he did today.
I saw a theory online that's starting to make sense to me. At some point before the inauguration Trump was out grabbin Ps like you do and he accidenally grabbed the p of a powerful enchantress, who placed him under a powerful curse. Now he has no choice but to live out his old tweets, doing each and every thing he complained about Obama doing. And the curse is so strong, you can't even tell that he's burning with rage as he heads back out on to the golf course, orders strikes on Syria, and flies to Florida every weekend. Scary stuff.
We can only hope that when the final tweet is completed, the curse will be broken and he can get back to making America great again.