This DSCC email I got last night:
what the fuck. can the people who write these emails just leave politics forever already
I hate political emails.
ATTN: FRIENDS OF LIBERTY
This is IMPORTANT. As you've no doubt seen in the news recently, "president" Trump has been doing TERRIBLE THINGS ALL OVER. Only YOU can stop these TRAGEDIES with a simple FIVE DOLLAR RE-OCCURRING PAYMENT. Just FIVE DOLLARS a week, that's right FIVE DOLLARS a week, can help us STOP TRUMP'S TYRANNY.
And as an EXTRA BONUS, your FIVE DOLLAR donation will enter you into a drawing TO WIN ONE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA'S SOCKS. Own a piece of America's last great president while HELPING A CAUSE YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT.
THANK YOU!
- Danny Perthro, president of Citizen's Against Tyrannical Bad People and Bad Things and Caps Lock
They're all the same and they're all instant deletes from me. I especially love the ones that do "BREAKING NEWS ABOUT HEALTHCARE" and then post some story from 2 weeks ago. Those were fun during the ACA repeal stuff back in August.
Does anyone read these and actually decide to donate due to caps lock and hyperbole?
I didn't start getting these until I donated to Hillary. Thanks Hillary.