I found it laughable that Doug Ford insisted Rob wasn't homophobic. Riiiiigggghhhhhttttt
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Rob Ford: Still smoking crack. On video. Taking leave of absence.
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I found it laughable that Doug Ford insisted Rob wasn't homophobic. Riiiiigggghhhhhttttt
Ford Nation doesn't have any homosexuals.
Maybe he can petition to make Sochi Toronto's sister city. They also have as much cheap vodka as he can drink, and the media is under government watch.
Zombie James
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"Diet Coke"
"Diet Coke"
There could be some sliver of truth to that. Maybe one of the drinks on the table is Diet Coke mixed with rum.
He just forgot about all the other drinks he drank. He kinda forgets things when he's in a drunken stupor.
"Diet Coke"
There look to be a couple mixed drinks in among the empties in front of him, so it's not false, it's just not the whole truth either.
I think the reason Ford's been getting fucked up in public is this:
He arranges with his supplier to meet in a restaurant or bar. They give him his fix, and he heads to the washroom to consume it immediately, so he minimizes the risk of him being caught with it on his person. That would explain why he met with Sandro at Steak Queen, and was in such a state after that meeting ended.
But that didn't work, because of the public.
So he found someone (while in Vancouver) that would serve him after hours, when the public is gone. But he's the most famous addict in Canada, and the wait staff wanted that sweet money from selling photos.
So, what's his next step? The neighbourhood booze can?
He arranges with his supplier to meet in a restaurant or bar. They give him his fix, and he heads to the washroom to consume it immediately, so he minimizes the risk of him being caught with it on his person. That would explain why he met with Sandro at Steak Queen, and was in such a state after that meeting ended.
But that didn't work, because of the public.
So he found someone (while in Vancouver) that would serve him after hours, when the public is gone. But he's the most famous addict in Canada, and the wait staff wanted that sweet money from selling photos.
So, what's his next step? The neighbourhood booze can?
Quick, someone go back in time and get Chris Farley.
Man, they could make so many completely different movies from the guy based on which segments they skim for a 2 hour script. Goofball comedy, fucked up family drama, sports flick, police procedural, political thriller, newsroom intrigue, ALL POINTS IN BETWEEN. Hell make it a god damn romantic chick flick. Why the hell not?
It's funny. Right before Phillip Seymour Hoffman died of an overdose, people were saying he'd be perfect for the role.
Every actor perfect to play Rob Ford is dead. From drug overdoses.
(Let's hope for the best, Jonah Hill.)
Bad things happen to good people, and good things happen to Rob Ford. Take that as you will.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
That life is awfully devoid of any sense of fairness or morality and that holistically our existence as a species in the universe is ultimately meaningless if not fleeting?
Something along those lines
Spring-Loaded
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I found this really late, so I'm quoting it for anyone else who missed it.
POWERSPHERE
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Only overweight people drink Diet Coke. True story
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qizah
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Crack head is at it again.
Also there's an audio clip of him attacking Chief Bill Blair -- around 2:42 he calls for Blair to apologize to him.
Fucking asshole trying to play the victim card again. I'm tired of his shit.
Also there's an audio clip of him attacking Chief Bill Blair -- around 2:42 he calls for Blair to apologize to him.
Fucking asshole trying to play the victim card again. I'm tired of his shit.
Dark Schala
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Oh, this one's also rich:
I can't hold all of these conspiracies.
I can't hold all of these conspiracies.
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qizah
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SwiftDeath
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Ah Rob Ford.
Miley Cyrus ain't got nothing on you
Miley Cyrus ain't got nothing on you
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qizah
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Worlds are colliding.
Kabuki Quantum Lover
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John Tory. John Tory. John Tory. John Tory. John Tory. John Tory.
John Tory.
John Tory. John Tory.
John Tory.
John Tory. John Tory.
Please.
Dark Schala
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Doug Ford is going to be on The Agenda on TVO at 8 tonight. That should be fun.
He also thinks Bill Blair has gone rogue and talks about conspiracies.
He also thinks Bill Blair has gone rogue and talks about conspiracies.
Zombie James
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The best part is him saying that following him and a drug dealer around exchanging mystery packages at gas stations and schools is a waste of taxpayer money.
Yeah, as I believe I've said before, it drives me absolutely nuts that those two assholes continue to pay lip service that they are "pro-police" and support the police.
Apparently that's what Rob pulled when he got ticketed; "bu-bu-bu I support you guys"
No, you don't. You're a crack addict who surrounds himself with criminals and perpetuates "don't be a snitch" culture. You are the very opposite of "pro-police"
Zombie James
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John Tory is the closest I'll ever come to voting for a Conservative.
Zombie James
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He's going off the deep end:
Dark Schala
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Should've called the RCMP? What would they even do?
Did Ford forget that Tory donated to both his and to his brother's campaigns? *confused*
Edit: Ahahahaha. I'm not even sure which of them is sillier.
Did Ford forget that Tory donated to both his and to his brother's campaigns? *confused*
Edit: Ahahahaha. I'm not even sure which of them is sillier.
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qizah
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He's going off the deep end:
God I'm so sick of people actually eating up his excuses. "I'm not perfect". Shut the fuck up.
Considering Brazen 2 developed from Project Traveller, an intensive year-long plus Toronto police investigation involving wiretaps, only TPS was in a position to hit the ground running on any investigation into Ford's involvement.
The idea that maybe Toronto Police could have take down Traveller and then immediately call the RCMP and say "hey guys, Ford's into some shit, good luck!" and expect us to be able to be up to speed on what TPS was able to do in Brazen 2 is absurd.
And that doesn't even take into account the, err, resource limitations currently affecting the RCMP in Federal operations.
So, in other words, no kidding the Fords wish the RCMP had been called in to do this, since there's no way we would have been in as good a position to investigate Ford as TPS was.
Don't worry. We the people of Toronto are paying plenty... -_-
Dude's still receiving a salary to do no actual work and make an ass out of himself.
Chie Satonaka
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As someone who is frequently embarassed of our politicans in the US, I just want to thank Mayor Ford for providing me with many, many lols.
I mean, we have crazies over here, but none of our crazies are nearly as fun to watch.
Sarah Palin was a mixture of hilarity and horror.
I mean, we have crazies over here, but none of our crazies are nearly as fun to watch.
Sarah Palin was a mixture of hilarity and horror.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...s-adopt-ranked-ballot-voting/article17061473/
I wonder what series of events could have possibly prompted this reform.
I wonder what series of events could have possibly prompted this reform.
I'm still baffled by this.
How the hell was he invited to the Oscars?
I hope this is some elaborate prank on him.
He's going to the Oscars?
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/03/01/mayor-rob-ford-is-going-to-the-oscars--jimmy-kimmel-too
I can imagine every after party is going to want him there. In the US, he's the definition of "party".
(This might not end well. Chances are they're gonna force-feed him some high-quality Hollywood drugs at one of these parties.)
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Dark Schala
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Yeah, I don't get it. Was he someone's guest or something?
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