I will go with historical angle here.
Poland 1939, Hitler and his trusted allies are watching advancing German troops. Suddently, the Fuehrer decided he was hungry. Goering gets up and yells:
-Mein Fuehrer, wait a moment, I will bring you an apple right away!
Goering runs to the nearby Polish village, bangs on the door, and demands apples from a Polish peasant. The peasant ignores him.
Goering gets back to the car, both Hitler and Himmler are ROTFLMAO. Next, Himmler gets out of the car:
-Mein Fuehrer, pay no attention to Goehring, I will bring you an apple.
Himmler runs into the same village, the situation repeats itself. He comes back to the car, both Hitler and Goering are laughing their asses off. Finally, Hitler speaks up:
-Both of you, watch how Fuehrer does things.
He goes to the same village, knocks on the same door, demands apples. The peasant gets all blue, and with a fear in his eyes he gives Hitler a whole basket of apples. Hitler happily turns away and starts walking, when he overhears the following conversation:
-Wife, wife, guess who knocked on our door just a moment ago? Stalin!