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[sirap]

At this point I don't think it's possible for a new DC movie to be rated highly. Even if they're decent (and by that, I mean better than fucking Thor 2)

DC and WB are such toxic names right now. Give it a few years and start fresh. Or better, just focus on the TV shows.

 

[jett]

Keep seeing people talking about an extended cut for Blu Ray. Did that cut make BvS a good movie?

No.

It's the same stinking turd. But longer.

 

[broncobuster]

Arrow had to die for this movie, yo.

Nah. Arrow fell on its own sword.

 

[Broken Joystick]

Why was Chris Evans' face replaced with...Chris Evans face?

 

[bananafactory]

fuck it just make everything lego

I would be ok with this

 

[DeathSparks]

I'm dead, I fucking love you

 

[Count Dookkake]

Did Star Trek suddenly not happen?

Was Ghostbusters suddenly good?

 

[Chris R]

I bet people enjoy this more than the reviewers. No idea if it will be enough for the film to be considered not a total bomb.

 

[Odrion]

I was really looking forward to this. That first trailer seemed so promising.

 

[kurahador]

I hate to say it but im getting bad vibes from Rogue One aswell, as someone who loves star wars with all his heart, this could be a bad year for cinema.

If Rogue One has Vader slaughtering people for 30 seconds, it'll be the 3rd best Star Wars movie.
I mean based on premise alone, it's pretty hard to make Rogue One sucked.

 

[Geist-]

That's the best thing to come out of this thread so far.

Was Ghostbusters suddenly good?

I thought it was a joke about there being no good summer blockbusters this year.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

I wonder what Zack Snyder is thinking right now.

He's probably relieved. "See? He messed up too."

 

[Ban Puncher]

DC and WB need to stop fucking around and finally release the best Batman film in HD.

 

[besada]

Will write-up a review in the coming hours. For now, brief thoughts. For the first act the movie isn't really a movie, it's a series of vignettes that don't really match up with one another. There's a constant barrage of jukebox music, the filmmakers seem to worry that the audience will realize that things ain't so edgy.

So, folks punch other folks, that's how they show they're bad. Lots of people get knocked out and these sequences are the closest the film gets to being in any way funny. The problem is that the movie can't show its characters to be as bad as it you'd like. There's an underpinning of morality to it, the film is very careful not to tip over the 12a rating.

Everything feels very cynical, calculated and not anarchic at all. Not worth your time.

I want to know one piece of information:

Spoiler

How long does it take them to blow up Slipknot?

Feel free to PM me if you don't want to drop it in here.

 

[spiderman123]

Fuck you DC.......just fucccckkkkkk

edit: how could u make this movie bad?

 

[Jmille99]

People asking what DC will do...they've already done it:

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/geoff-johns-promoted-president-of-dc-entertainment-1201824871/

Now it's just waiting to see how John's influence will affect the movies.

 

[Rooster12]

You are right, judding an unreleased movie based on character design was really smart after all

Apocalypse.

Most of the X-Men....they're all bad...and you can just tell by looking at their pics.

 

[plainr_]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

 

[Judderman]

“How bad is this, be honest. Is this Batman vs Superman bad? It’s not Green Lantern bad, is it? Fuck. Don’t tell me this is Catwoman bad.”

“I’m sorry David. It’s Fantastic Four bad.”

Just wow.

^ OH MY GOD HELP

 

[Sayad]

Via Vanity Fair's review:

This is kinda hard to believe, wow!

 

[phanphare]

Iron Man maybe... But Thor 2? Who was fun and likeable in that?

loki?

and darcy of course!

 

[Diprosalic]

I hate to say it but im getting bad vibes from Rogue One aswell, as someone who loves star wars with all his heart, this could be a bad year for cinema.

It's never a bad year for cinema unless your only interest is big budget blockbusters.

I've already seen close to 40 genuinely great movies this year.

 

[aBarreras]

No.

It's the same stinking turd. But longer.

You bolded the "No" so it must be true.

the ultimate cute of BvS is great, it doesnt make it a good movie, but at least is more enjoyable

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

DC and WB need to stop fucking around and finally release the best Batman film in HD.

Affleck's Batman movie should just be a live action remake of this.

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST

 

[Sephzilla]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

JESUS

CHRIST

 

[Ridley327]

Nah I can't believe this. I actually watched Fan4stic the other day out of morbid curiosity, Fox literally released an unfinished, cobbled-together-at-the-last-second movie.

The reviews make it sound like a similar thing happened here, but it's about a half hour longer to boot.

That must be sheer misery.

 

[Floridian]

Via Vanity Fair's review:

 

[Savitar]

I refuse to stop believing in this movie.

REFUSE.

 

[Nabs]

Just wow.

Oh.

 

[Sorcerer]

I wonder what Zack Snyder is thinking right now.

He probably thinks he could have saved the movie with sepia tone.

 

[Astral]

Don't worry guys I had a dream where the movie was at 75% by Friday.

Spoiler

And I was shocked it even was that high.

 

[Broken Joystick]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

Never stop, my friend.

 

[kobu]

I really liked Fury so I had some faith in David Ayer but I question the judgement of anyone that would put Jai Courtney in their movie.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

Oh FUCK

I can't!!

 

[Rhaknar]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

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OH SHIT

 

[Geist-]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

More, I need more!!!

 

[Kurdel]

Apocalypse.

Most of the X-Men....they're all bad...and you can just tell by looking at their pics.

Both designs were enough to make be doubt the quality of the movies, but it's still better to withold judgement until you see it on screen.

 

[Snarfington]

This could have been so, so good but it's been pretty clear throughout that it was mishandled every step of the way. The only way it was ever going to be good was by accident. I'm not surprised but I'm still a little sad about it.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

lmao #dead

 

[King Kovu]

I refuse to stop believing in this movie.

REFUSE.

Same here.

 

[Timu]

37%, it's doing better, but still not good!!!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Just now seeing the reviews.

lmao WB is a mess.

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

Welp, I'm #dead now.

 

[Slayven]

What is going on in here?

By the Beard of Bobby Roberts what the hell happened?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

JESUS MANE, THAT ISN"T LEGAL

 

[AAMARMO]

Gamespot - SuicideSquad is the movie the DC Cinematic Universe needs right now.

 

[maquiladora]

Hey I liked The Wizard as a kid....26% is bullshit.

 

[Haloid1177]

Affleck's Batman movie should just be a live action remake of this.

We cannot allow any of BTAS to be touched by DC right now. I honestly wonder if Affleck wishes if he could bail.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

37%, it's doing better, but still not good!!!

 

[Anth0ny]

might as well post these unused evans gifs. I didn't get use em the first time around.

ohhhhh myyyy goooooodddddddddd

 

[Nudull]

What is going on in here?

By the Beard of Bobby Roberts what the hell happened?

Judgement Day happened, Slay.