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Super Best Friends Thread 16: You thought Woolie was the Liar, but it was me Patrick!
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DoktorEvil
Banned
One thing I'm never getting is a robo penis.
Then you get a bionic dick
Or if you're on a budget just put a slinky in there. It extends just the same.
TechnicaUS
Member
Banana Aeon
Member
Your slinky penis would get all tangled and shit, and never work properly.
Parfakct!
I swear I once read a joke about this.
JooseBawcks
Member
Yeah I got an AoE fusion spell now that hits everyone and I wasn't even aiming for that. Haven't unlocked all the skills for the ones ones yet, hopefully I get a buff. I don't remember what they'll have.
What if you could get attachments for it
Auto-Blow
TechnicaUS
Member
Aw man, tangled slinky dick is the worst.
DoktorEvil
Banned
JonTron gifs are so universal. I love them.
IDKAboutThat
Member
In the next ten years, I'm going to change my forum handle to something Star Fox related, because I'm going to trade these shit organic legs for BIOlegs.
Attachments such as: flashlight, silencer, scope, laser sight, extended mag, bayonette, muzzle flash, and many more!
TechnicaUS
Member
You know you'd get one if you could.
you could get one like in Space Truckers that you got to pull start like a lawn mower.
IDKAboutThat
Member
If we're talking legs, I could go full Guts/Bayonetta and get leg cannons
JooseBawcks
Member
You forgot the loudener
Banana Aeon
Member
Reminds me on a comment I saw about anal beads.
The spoiler means virgin eyes should stay clear.
and the attachement to take down police helicopter.
So, something like FMAB's girl with robotic legs?
How could i forget? Who wouldn't want that?
GlassEmpires
Member
I'd go for a powerful strobe light
Let it rip!!!! Let'd Beeeeyyblaaaaddee~
IDKAboutThat
Member
YESSSSSS. I insist on being the first man Pinako'd.
It would help a lot if you're in the dark. Except during BJs.
GlassEmpires
Member
zedreamcast
Member
Hey is skala online i have to tell him something about Yukari!
IDKAboutThat
Member
You can tell us.
jack_package_200
Banned
Is she your new best girl?
dude.. i can't believe you forgot about her. So, you'd have a sick blade too?
10/10 great gif.
Looks like a fun time
She's a shit.
liked it better when it was the one I made and posted like 3 OT ago, because It didn't have a water mark.
AngryCanadian
Member
the vocals ruin it.
Banana Aeon
Member
I miss ACE+ and shimomura. The fuck is with that rap shit?
This is a fucking main battle theme, but it sounds like before my body is dry without the catchy ass hooks.
Eh, maybe it'll grow on me, but I don't think this'll live up to Xenoblade's ost.
DoktorEvil
Banned
jack_package_200
Banned
I feel like it tried to be persona-y while still having the Xenoblade vibe.
Does not mesh too well
zedreamcast
Member
Apparently Yukaris wind orbs redirect her arrow shots at the opponent, I dunno if he knew cause I just found out.
also my friend just asked me a Tupac was.
Eh it's okay. What's with the vocals tho?
TechnicaUS
Member
IDKAboutThat
Member
I never forgot. That girl is who I wanna be. No blade, though. Just the cannon.
They should have made it more hip hop and used more engrish.
IDKAboutThat
Member
Well you know how coke comes in six packs? 40s come in two packs. Hood people just change the spelling.
jack_package_200
Banned
It was good before the vocals
AngryCanadian
Member
yeah it is pretty clear that that is what they were going for but it just sounds bad. The rap just feels completely out of place and sounds like it should be on a different track.
TechnicaUS
Member
Yup. That's tupac alright.