Although I've only seen the movie once, it felt too much like going from set peice to set peice, rather than having those small moments where you slow down the pace and reveal something interesting about the personalities of the character. The humor felt really forced to me, where as they could've done so much more...
In that manner, it felt like a big-budget version of the tin tin cartoon (set peice after set peice to not let the kids get bored) rather than a film adaptation.
This man is entirely correct. I was all hyped up, especially after reading Scullibundo's review, only to find myself nearly falling asleep halfway through. Kids will love it I'm sure, but as for anyone else...
Again, dmshaposv has it right. Set piece after set piece with no respite, no insights into the character's interiors, no real connections to any of them. They're all one-note. Tin Tin is a journalist and he likes to find the truth about things. Well, why? What motivates him? Guys, I'm not looking for a deep psychological profile here, but it would be nice to have a sliver of something to go on.
And the Captain, oh, the Captain. The fact that they somehow tried to stretch the Captain's predilection for booze into the same joke at every turn was quite pathetic. I've seen this character done a million times before, and usually better. It would be hard to get much worse.
The humor in general was incredibly simple, incredibly stupid. Stuff like the dog hitting upon cow's udders or the two bumbling Interpol agents. We get it, the guys are dumb, but guess what, there's no sophistication at all to these jokes! They truly are for kids, for the lowest common denominator.
Yes, the script was a mess. And that comes from somebody who loves Moffat. I wonder how much his draft was altered, because this is exactly the opposite of what I expect from him. The man is pretty much a genius and knows how to attack genre fare - I would think this would be right up his alley. I'm guessing his vision was distorted at some point in the film-making process, either by the other writers or by Spielberg.
As for Spielberg, he does a competent job. The visuals are pretty neat, but again, without any quiet moments, without any genuine character interactions, they all blend together and lose their intensity. Tin Tin makes the epic boring; it's tragic.
Really, really disappointed in this.