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I usually drink nothing but water, but when I do get some OJ, it's minute maid or nothing. Sunny D just taste so... artificial.
Dreams just one of them uppity negroes.
That took WAY too fucking long lol
and Moris is gonna have to delete at least 45 minutes because he doesn't want to let people know if he's recording or not!
Lol
Timedog wins pizzality
Fake edit: when i type time on my phone keyboard i get timedog as a completion option... Thanks you based timedog
Yea it was long as fuck. I think this was the best one yet though.
Yea it was long as fuck. I think this was the best one yet though.
Definitely
even though Timedog was cutting up bodies in the next room
Yeah, thinking about which sitcom stars actually moved on had me sad though.
Definitely
even though Timedog was cutting up bodies in the next room
Post the recipe if you can, I need more low carb food and still workin off that holiday weight.
lmao, the best part was the timing like with the fire alarm story.
Yea there's a solid hour of shit that's too real to publish.
Yea there's a solid hour of shit that's too real to publish.
Next weekend is Interracial Dating with Devo & Dark Faze. Get ready.
Based timedog will save black gaf and lead us from the struggle.
Cant wait for podcast tho guys.
Thanks.For the crust:
Get a head of Cauliflower (you're going to have to shred it into crumbles, either using a good processor or cheese grater)
1 large egg
1 cup of mozzarella cheese (or w/e cheese you want to use)
1 tsp dried oregano
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1/2 tsp onion salt
Once you have the Cauliflower crumbles (you need 2 cups of it to begin with), throw it in a microwave safe bowl and nuke it for 8 minutes. Take it out and let it cool a bit. Throw the rest of the ingredients together and mix it as best you can. Take that puree and spread it on a baking sheet sprayed with non-stick spray. Spread it into a 9 to 12 inch circle, even in composition through out. And spray the top of it lightly with cooking spray. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees, and once heated to that, throw it in there until it's golden brown (probably around 20 minutes depending on the oven, but you want it crunchy/firm so it can hold the toppings)
The toppings are up to you, but I did a simple mozzarella cheese, pepperoni and canadian bacon pizza. I personally made my own Pizza Sauce, since most store bought ones have a ton of added sugars. I made one out of Tomato Paste, oregano, italian seasoning, paprika, salt, a little bit of sweetener (truvia, splenda, etc) and water to make it a pizza sauce like composition.
LOL
I just felt bad for beef because there was no way the ending of that story would be funnier than that perfectly timed deathyelp
Movin' on up, brah.Damn.....we already over 1,000 posts in 5 days.
Washrags or no Washrags?
Washrags or no Washrags?
Washrags or no Washrags?
Washrags or no Washrags?
Washrag. I'd rather not use my hand to clean a certain part of my body.Washrags or no Washrags?
.You don't need washrags if you have liquid soap.
I had an hour long debate with a group of friends about this. I was in the washrag camp. Pretty much everyone else was using nothing but a bar of soap or their hands with shower gel, and I would constantly ask how they cleaned their asses without a rag, and for the entire hour they basically refused to fess up. Some used a loofah though.
How are folks getting dirt off? They have stone hands?I had an hour long debate with a group of friends about this. I was in the washrag camp. Pretty much everyone else was using nothing but a bar of soap or their hands with shower gel, and I would constantly ask how they cleaned their asses without a rag, and for the entire hour they basically refused to fess up. Some used a loofah though.
How are folks getting dirt off? They have stone hands?
Anybody Have any suggestions for the Sneaker Head OT? So far i have the hot sneakers for the month and where to find them online. I don't have banners or nothing though. Anybody wanna help?
Really? Shit this entire time I've been pouring it on my washragYou don't need washrags if you have liquid soap.
Nope, is it good?Anyone else watching Who's Black in America?
?? (CNN)
I had an hour long debate with a group of friends about this. I was in the washrag camp. Pretty much everyone else was using nothing but a bar of soap or their hands with shower gel, and I would constantly ask how they cleaned their asses without a rag, and for the entire hour they basically refused to fess up. Some used a loofah though.
Anybody Have any suggestions for the Sneaker Head OT? So far i have the hot sneakers for the month and where to find them online. I don't have banners or nothing though. Anybody wanna help?
I got these things
with some AXE bodygel and some Gold Bond afterwards, feel fresher than a mothafucka stepping outside your house
- Release dates.
- Top sites for sneakerheads.
- Jordan Retros vs OGs
I don't know for real. Part of me still feels like GAF is too uppity for a Sneakerhead thread.
I got these things
Lawl. For real though Sunny D is some nasty shit ingredient-wise. So much sugar I don't think they are legally allowed to call it orange juice. Glass of proper orange juice though I couldn't give up, so refreshing.Dreams just one of them uppity negroes.
That looks delicious man. How did you learn to cook? I am so damn lazy I need to force myself to learn.
Thanks for the recipe. My girlfriend's trying to get into paleo (which is pretty much keto) so stuff like this is good.For the crust:
Get a head of Cauliflower (you're going to have to shred it into crumbles, either using a good processor or cheese grater)
1 large egg
1 cup of mozzarella cheese (or w/e cheese you want to use)
1 tsp dried oregano
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1/2 tsp onion salt
Once you have the Cauliflower crumbles (you need 2 cups of it to begin with), throw it in a microwave safe bowl and nuke it for 8 minutes. Take it out and let it cool a bit. Throw the rest of the ingredients together and mix it as best you can. Take that puree and spread it on a baking sheet sprayed with non-stick spray. Spread it into a 9 to 12 inch circle, even in composition through out. And spray the top of it lightly with cooking spray. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees, and once heated to that, throw it in there until it's golden brown (probably around 20 minutes depending on the oven, but you want it crunchy/firm so it can hold the toppings)
The toppings are up to you, but I did a simple mozzarella cheese, pepperoni and canadian bacon pizza. I personally made my own Pizza Sauce, since most store bought ones have a ton of added sugars. I made one out of Tomato Paste, oregano, italian seasoning, paprika, salt, a little bit of sweetener (truvia, splenda, etc) and water to make it a pizza sauce like composition.
The shoes that I'd get now that I've done more research (TD was looking for some not too long ago) are some Onitsuka Tigers.
Washrags or no Washrags?
.That looks delicious man. How did you learn to cook? I am so damn lazy I need to force myself to learn.
Washrags or no Washrags?
I'm African, never used a washrag in my life. We use sponges son.
I don't know for real. Part of me still feels like GAF is too uppity for a Sneakerhead thread.