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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up

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Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
And the wifey can just go bang it out with your coworker as well, no harm no foul, right? I'm not sure the out of sight out of mind deal works that well either; couples from the sixties don't seem any happier even if they stay together in marriage more than modern couples.

I understand the mindset of 'just a primal urge', but that's what being single is for right? Shit, we have more advantages in an outlet than the past because we have tons of free internet porn. I honestly feel like people can romanticise cheating any way they like but it's still systemic of inner issues with yourself and/or your relationship.
 
I understand the mindset of 'just a primal urge', but that's what being single is for right? Shit, we have more advantages in an outlet than the past because we have tons of free internet porn. I honestly feel like people can romanticise cheating any way they like but it's still systemic of inner issues with yourself and/or your relationship.

I feel you, but I really don't see a drastic difference between protected sex in a regulated, clean environment with a professional once in a blue moon as being all that different than stroking it on the regular to different peoples images online.

Cheating is more about lack of restraint than love and commitment most of the time.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
I feel you, but I really don't see a drastic difference between protected sex in a regulated, clean environment with a professional once in a blue moon as being all that different than stroking it on the regular to different peoples images online.

Cheating is more about lack of restraint than love and commitment most of the time.
I suppose how you or I feel about it is one thing, but how your partner feels is another. In the case where you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't share this view, it becomes harder to defend your action and is really where most of the ugly aspects of cheating come from. Not the sexual act itself, but the betrayal of trust and respect in yourself as much as with your partner.
 

Nakazato

Member
So... I found a non yellow snes today at the old skool games store... I also realize i need psn+ reup soon what do i do? Helps black gaf
 
I suppose how you or I feel about it is one thing, but how your partner feels is another. In the case where you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't share this view, it becomes harder to defend your action and is really where most of the ugly aspects of cheating come from. Not the sexual act itself, but the betrayal of trust and respect in yourself as much as with your partner.

this is true
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Motherfucker, aren't you supposed to be saving cash?!
"Yo moris I took your advice about my loan repayment but listen, I had to open another line of credit...hear me out man, hear me out, they having ladies night at a new club opening up on memorial day"

;p
 
I am lol I got a good lil pot atm. Just ive been looking for one and this money is from the 180 miles i had to drive to GA. So... Disposable income !!!! :)

"Yo moris I took your advice about my loan repayment but listen, I had to open another line of credit...hear me out man, hear me out, they having ladies night at a new club opening up on memorial day"

;p

Do y'all think this is a motherfuckin game? This ain't Trading Places, this is real fuckin life!
 
I guess I just don't understand "the urge" if you're in a healthy relationship with just the right amount of sex you need. I understood "the urge" when my previous relationship hit the skids though.
 

Slayven

Member
Damn did somebody work dem roots on Nintendo? I mean I haven't seen somebody get stomped this hard since I seen a dude execute a stone cold stunner in a high school fight.
 

DominoKid

Member
Damn did somebody work dem roots on Nintendo? I mean I haven't seen somebody get stomped this hard since I seen a dude execute a stone cold stunner in a high school fight.

where's Worldstar when you need it? i bet that shit was jumping.

maaaaaaaan if they had Worldstar when I was in high school we could've made a fight comp just off my freshman year.
 
I guess I just don't understand "the urge" if you're in a healthy relationship with just the right amount of sex you need. I understood "the urge" when my previous relationship hit the skids though.

Unfortunately when people are unhappy if they are not in the strongest convictions in a relationship they will look for ways out. An escape route if you will. I know when I was doing my dirty years back I looked for and made up every excuse to continue my ways. It wasn't until I realized that if you aren't giving 100% how the fuck do you expect to get 100%. Now each relationship has a multitude of issues but if its worth it in your eyes you will persevere and make it. If not you will find away to do what you do.
 
Real talk, this kid got hit with a stone cold stunner(minus the kick) back in middle school, nigga was twitching on the ground
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Never forget that one
 

Slayven

Member
where's Worldstar when you need it? i bet that shit was jumping.

maaaaaaaan if they had Worldstar when I was in high school we could've made a fight comp just off my freshman year.
I will never forget the "whoa" about 300 people said at the same time in the English hall way. Dude just left the guy on the ground and walked a way.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
That shop of the guy in the wii-fit headband was just the cherry on top of the shame sundae for Nintendo.
 

Slayven

Member
The jump from a middle school brawl to a high school is jarring. Seeing my first one in the 9th grade made me learn to watch my mouth.
 
If I ever gave someone a stunner I would never stop talking about it. Shit would be on my resume and in my vows for my wedding day.

"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."
 

Nakazato

Member
The jump from a middle school brawl to a high school is jarring. Seeing my first one in the 9th grade made me learn to watch my mouth.

I saw a fight my 1st day of high school and remember how bad dude got it for knockin up other dudes lil sister.

If I ever gave someone a stunner I would never stop talking about it. Shit would be on my resume and in my vows for my wedding day.

"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."

I CANT BREATH
 
If I ever gave someone a stunner I would never stop talking about it. Shit would be on my resume and in my vows for my wedding day.

"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."

"and the clouds parted" oh my GOD

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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Damn did somebody work dem roots on Nintendo? I mean I haven't seen somebody get stomped this hard since I seen a dude execute a stone cold stunner in a high school fight.

the stunner is nice, but seeing the 3d being done to a dude on the soccer field because a dude couldnt shut his damn mouth? i was shook for the rest of the day. i couldnt believe it
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
If I one the lottery im gonna do what I already planned. By my own club. Build from the ground up and not some grimey joint but something that cats will respect. And possible buy a hotel. Invest a shitload and just build a decent sized house. And build my momma a house. and my sisters a house.
Expect a friendly visit from your local motorcycle club shortly afterwards
 

Gorillaz

Member
if you get stone cold Stunnered or RKOed how do you walk from that? How do you continue life? To get knocked out by a WWE move has to be a self esteem killer lmao
 
the stunner is nice, but seeing the 3d being done to a dude on the soccer field because a dude couldnt shut his damn mouth? i was shook for the rest of the day. i couldnt believe it

Did he survive? I mean, did you actually see him walking around later that week? You might have witnessed a murder on that day
 
if you get stone cold Stunnered or RKOed how do you walk from that? How do you continue life? To get knocked out by a WWE move has to be a self esteem killer lmao

I walked away from a Stunner IRL, but it didn't help that dude was shorter than me so he was just hanging off my neck.
 
If I ever gave someone a stunner I would never stop talking about it. Shit would be on my resume and in my vows for my wedding day.

"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."

"and the clouds parted" oh my GOD

in3z0d3VGspkY.gif

"ay thats that dude that got stone cold stunnered back in 9th grade.that why his wife left him."
Dying in this guardhouse right now. Either Stunning, Diamond Cutting or planting both feet in someone's chest possessed Tom style would be some shit that I would talk about forever.

Expect a friendly visit from your local motorcycle club shortly afterwards

Not if you got one before you make the loot.... tee hee
 
-"I'm sorry but I think our company is gonna go in another direction"

-"Excuse me asking, but did you get to the last line of my resume?"

-"Uh...let's see, under Personal Achievements you listed 'turning a handshake with a neighbor into a Rock Bottom into his inflatable pool'..well, I almost made a huge mistake, welcome aboard. Forgive me if I'm reluctant to shake your hand, this is a very expensive coffee table."
 
My best boy got hit with the diamond cutter back in the day. I remember it like it was yesterday it was lunch time and we was at the bench playing spade and he always fucked with this one kid all the time who was a huge wrestler fan. I mean he wore wrestling shirts to school everyday and my boy always cracked on him and threw half full cartons of milk at him in front of the whole lunch crowd. Well he tripped him up in front of everyone and he turned his back on him walking back towards us, and dude got up and ran towards him jumped up and grab his head and just hit it with perfection. All you seen was my boys body flying threw the air and hitting the ground, everyone went crazy giving lil homie love
 

cdyhybrid

Member
My best boy got hit with the diamond cutter back in the day. I remember it like it was yesterday it was lunch time and we was at the bench playing spade and he always fucked with this one kid all the time who was a huge wrestler fan. I mean he wore wrestling shirts to school everyday and my boy always cracked on him and threw half full cartons of milk at him in front of the whole lunch crowd. Well he tripped him up in front of everyone and he turned his back on him walking back towards us, and dude got up and ran towards him jumped up and grab his head and just hit it with perfection. All you seen was my boys body flying threw the air and hitting the ground, everyone went crazy giving lil homie love

Haha, I wanna see video of this.
 

Wynnebeck

Banned
"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."

"ay thats that dude that got stone cold stunnered back in 9th grade.that why his wife left him."

LOL YO I'M CRYIN RIGHT NOW.
 

DominoKid

Member
If I ever gave someone a stunner I would never stop talking about it. Shit would be on my resume and in my vows for my wedding day.

"I'm so happy to be marrying my bestfriend. You're the best thing to ever happen to me, just barely ahead of that time I Stone Cold Stunned Chris for talking that good shit.Let me paint the picture; I was just getting out of Algebra class and I knew Chris had been running his mouth allllll week. So I see him and the clouds parted and I knew this fight was gonna be special..."

LOOOOOOOOOL. this whole stretch of posts got me weak.
 
I don't care how close you think we are, if someone pulls off a finishing move on you, that other person is my friend that day...and you?....maybe you should just go hide out for a while. Lay low until the whole thing blows over.


The only way to overcome that L is to get up and chokeslam that dude. There's no throwing your arm up on 2 count in the real world, you can't win over the audience by simply not dying.
 

Wynnebeck

Banned
I don't care how close you think we are, if someone pulls off a finishing move on you, that other person is my friend that day...and you?....maybe you should just go hide out for a while. Lay low until the whole thing blows over.


The only way to overcome that L is to get up and chokeslam that dude. There's no throwing your arm up on 2 count in the real world, you can't win over the audience by simply not dying.

I don't know bruh. If I got Stone Cold Stunnered, I'd jump back up and German Suplex that nigga, full extension and all.
 

DominoKid

Member
man i thought i was a badass for catching somebody's fist once, but that was dumb luck lol. i cant imagine how hard i'd flex if i hit a finisher on somebody
 
Bitch ass move on my part, but one of my friends got jumped in the hallway back in middle school by the BIGGEST dude in school(I mean, mothafucka was HUGE, his momma must've raised him on a diet of steroids and protein drinks), and he straight up POWERSLAMMED his ass.

I ducked out so fast, ya'll. PEACE OUT, MY NIGGA.

I saw my friend the next day, he act liked it didn't even happen. I wonder if he's pretending...or he straight up forgot, it was so bad.
 
I saw my friend the next day, he act liked it didn't even happen. I wonder if he's pretending...or he straight up forgot, it was so bad.

LOL, "What are you talking about? I mean, I'm real sore but we didn't' even have school yesterday, it was Sunday! What do you mean today is Tuesday?"

If you do a diamond cutter on someone, best believe you're doing the hand sign afterwards.

I'd wear DDP shirts til I died.
 
I don't care how close you think we are, if someone pulls off a finishing move on you, that other person is my friend that day...and you?....maybe you should just go hide out for a while. Lay low until the whole thing blows over.


The only way to overcome that L is to get up and chokeslam that dude. There's no throwing your arm up on 2 count in the real world, you can't win over the audience by simply not dying.


We gave that nigga hell until we graduated, even the school staff got in on it. The next day during morning announcements the principal was like "and students please mindful and respectful of each other, because we dont another incident like yesterday...... Isnt that right Mr. Clements" When he said his name the whole homeroom class was on the floor laughing. He deserved it though he was a dick back in highschool
 

zon

Member
We gave that nigga hell until we graduated, even the school staff got in on it. The next day during morning announcements the principal was like "and students please mindful and respectful of each other, because we dont another incident like yesterday...... Is that right Mr. Clements" When he said his name the whole homeroom class was on the floor laughing. He deserved it though he was a dick back in highschool

Lmao you know it's bad when the principal joins in.
 
We gave that nigga hell until we graduated, even the school staff got in on it. The next day during morning announcements the principal was like "and students please mindful and respectful of each other, because we dont another incident like yesterday...... Isnt that right Mr. Clements" When he said his name the whole homeroom class was on the floor laughing. He deserved it though he was a dick back in highschool

Dude is forever known as"ol diamond cutter head ass".
 
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