MorisUkunRasik
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"Remember everyoene, be respectful and kind......lest you catch an asswhoopin' like this bitchass right here! Y'all see that, that shit was CRAZY! OK Now turn your books to page 127"
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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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"Remember everyoene, be respectful and kind......lest you catch an asswhoopin' like this bitchass right here! Y'all see that, that shit was CRAZY! OK Now turn your books to page 127"
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmao.
i remember my english/homeroom teacher in 8th grade used to throw in slick barbs when somebody got their asswhooped. on some "yo you might want to leave devante alone, you know what happened the last time somebody messed w/ him. right jarrod?" whole class dying laughing.
HAHA
ViewtifulJC
Banned
"Honey, where's Jordan? You didn't pick him up from school!?"
"Baby...our son got hit with a five-star frog splash during lunch today..."
"...ok let's just...ok let's just not associate with him for a week, alright?"
"Associate with who?"
Nothing adds salt like a person in authority saying " I guess you will know better next time, huh?. And you better not get blood on that chair"
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
omg
I am in literal tears of laughter on these stunna stories.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
"Ma, where's Jordan, shouldn't he be home from school by now?"
"who?"
" Why are you photoshopping our family portrait?"
"Dad, why are you disassembling Jordan's bed?"
"I don't know who this Jordan you keep rambling about, but if you don't keep that name out of this house we're gonna take you to live with your grandma"
Professor Beef
Banned
this page, god damn :lol
Back in elementary school, stunners were just a standard part of fighting. Though, it was the kid who found a way to hit a pedigree that ended up catching an expulsion. The principle then went around to each fifth grade telling us how bad wrestling was and how that type of behavior wouldn't be tolerated.
The following week, two guys 3-D'd a girl onto a table.
The following week, two guys 3-D'd a girl onto a table.
Growing up in the south I seen a dude fly out the bed of a pickup , and just start wailing on a dude. I don't know what the fight was about but pickup dude was like in a wolverine berserker rage screaming and half crying.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Reigun went to World Wrestling Elementary, or WWE.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I'm imagining this guy literally flying out a pick-up truck, with manga action lines around him, seething with hot latino rage
LOL
I got ISS in Elementary once for ripping on this kid like I was The Rock giving a promo. Roody Poos, Candy Ass, Jabroni, Turn that boot sideways, It doesnt matter. I hit all the standards. IDK wtf I was thinking. The class was howling though, and then the teacher came back in the room...
I wasn't allowed to watch wrestling for a while.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Boy:"mama,why daddy dont come home no more"
Mama:"boy,yo dumb ass daddy fooled around and got chokeslammed in a fight.I cant have a lame like that raise my baby."
Makes sense why Dy doesnt have anything to do with his kids.
Mama:"boy,yo dumb ass daddy fooled around and got chokeslammed in a fight.I cant have a lame like that raise my baby."
Makes sense why Dy doesnt have anything to do with his kids.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Did you try to explain that the kid refused to smell what you were cooking?
Zoramon089
Banned
Dude, I remember I stunnered some kid in the middle of the locker bank in middle school and I wouldn't let him live it down for a long time.
Although, when you think about it, the stunner was a pretty dangerous thing to do. You could probably really break someone's neck if they didn't know what it was and just kinda stood there without dropping
Boss Riovane
Member
My only claim to fame when it came to the total overwhelming of a human being that still gets talked about in conversation to this day not by me mind you but my lady who tells it to everyone when we talk about how we met. When she and I first got together I was working security at a local hospital. Lets just say someone got unruly and started acting up threatening the staff and he got in my face. He started spitting and carrying on and I had to let it slide. But then he decided to call me "out of his element"(a racial epiteth) and spit in my face. And said Im gonna fuck that nurse out there I lost it and picked this 6'3 bastard up and choke slammed that fucker into the linoleum. Then proceeded to pick him up and put him on a gurney. He didn't peep until the cops came.
Before that I was station at Ft Bragg NC and it was my birthday and we went to what was then the House of Dolls strip club. I got put on stage along with someone else by Teri Weigel who was the featured dancer. Well she put a a dvd and a pass for 20 minutes in VIP and a picture with her. The minute the DJ said go instead of going for the pass I RockBottomed the fucker off the stage. The whole club went up laughing and screaming. A few of the chicks that we knew personally were saying my name and I was laughing then the bouncer rushed up and the DJ and owner called them off.
Before that I was station at Ft Bragg NC and it was my birthday and we went to what was then the House of Dolls strip club. I got put on stage along with someone else by Teri Weigel who was the featured dancer. Well she put a a dvd and a pass for 20 minutes in VIP and a picture with her. The minute the DJ said go instead of going for the pass I RockBottomed the fucker off the stage. The whole club went up laughing and screaming. A few of the chicks that we knew personally were saying my name and I was laughing then the bouncer rushed up and the DJ and owner called them off.
Knowing my dumbass back in the 4th grade, I probably would've but for the teacher yoking me up mid-sentence.
Your fourth grade teacher yoked you up? Mine never went that far. He just threw things and slammed tables and yelled at us to "Shut the fuck up when I'm talking!" when we got too loud. But never yoked.
Amazingly, he lasted the whole year before someone complained and fired him.
Amazingly, he lasted the whole year before someone complained and fired him.
GhettoGamer
Member
I am officially ready for E3 now after seeing this gif.
Yeah I'd known her since I was in Kindergarten because I used to have to go to her class all the time to do work since I was way above grade level. By 4th grade she was a family friend so my mom gave her a pass to discipline as she saw fit within reason.
My 5th grade teacher married one of my mom's cousins when I was in the 3rd grade. I had suuuuuuch a crush on her growing up. She was too fine.
So yeah I couldn't get away with shit in 4th and 5th grade.
Yeah I'd known her since I was in Kindergarten because I used to have to go to her class all the time to do work since I was way above grade level. By 4th grade she was a family friend so my mom gave her a pass to discipline as she saw fit within reason.
My 5th grade teacher married one of my mom's cousins when I was in the 3rd grade. I had suuuuuuch a crush on her growing up. She was too fine.
So yeah I couldn't get away with shit in 4th and 5th grade.
GhettoGamer
Member
I am officially ready for E3 now after seeing this gif.
Yeah I'd known her since I was in Kindergarten because I used to have to go to her class all the time to do work since I was way above grade level. By 4th grade she was a family friend so my mom gave her a pass to discipline as she saw fit within reason.
My 5th grade teacher married one of my mom's cousins when I was in the 3rd grade. I had suuuuuuch a crush on her growing up. She was too fine.
So yeah I couldn't get away with shit in 4th and 5th grade.
Another funny gif i seen today was the clip from never ending story with the horse sinking in the swamp. "come on nintendo your sinking"
I am officially ready for E3 now after seeing this gif.
Yeah I'd known her since I was in Kindergarten because I used to have to go to her class all the time to do work since I was way above grade level. By 4th grade she was a family friend so my mom gave her a pass to discipline as she saw fit within reason.
My 5th grade teacher married one of my mom's cousins when I was in the 3rd grade. I had suuuuuuch a crush on her growing up. She was too fine.
So yeah I couldn't get away with shit in 4th and 5th grade.
That gif alone will increase the "neogaf are sony fanboys" bullshit across the internet.
The Faceless Master
Member
my best moment had to be either DDTing a dude after school or the one punch KO that i didn't even get suspended for because dude wanted to fight me all day and i went out of my way to avoid him and everyone else backed me up.
worst had to betting hit with the big boot from a dude in an ankle cast. was so embarassed i didn't even continue to fight, just jogged away.
worst had to betting hit with the big boot from a dude in an ankle cast. was so embarassed i didn't even continue to fight, just jogged away.
Rayven_king
Member
My best feat was hit this kid who was too eager to fight me with the sweet chin music, dude squares up ready to fight, me I got my hands in my pocket relaxed, he's like come on I got shit to do before he could finish I ran up on him and hit that nigga with a superkick I'll never forget the clank sound his teeth made when the kick landed, put em to sleep for about 20 seconds
DAMN SON XD
Rayven_king
Member
The worst part was he tried to fight me in the toilet, so he was always that dude that got knocked out next to a urinal
the porn star?
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
LOOOOL!! /dead
Rayven_king
Member
We played rugby here, and every fool on the field wanted to hit somebody with the Spear
Boss Riovane
Member
You ever wanted to hit somebody so hard that fucking sound ceased? Im talking some straight MK/KI shit.
Edit: I know what I wanna do if I win the lottery. Im hiring Good Ole Jr to commentate my life. Also everytime I enter a room I have entrance music.
Edit: I know what I wanna do if I win the lottery. Im hiring Good Ole Jr to commentate my life. Also everytime I enter a room I have entrance music.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Nothing better than lining up a sweet stiff arm to some dude trying to tackle you.....
SIT DOWN SON!!
Rayven_king
Member
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Samoans man....i played against a few in my time. Always mutantly huge, and bloody quick for big guys.
I wasn't small, but boy, i hated tackling them at full speed.
Professor Beef
Banned
I remember reading that Bill Gates has chips in his home clothes so that everytime he walks into a room, the lighting/heat changes to whatever he set it too. I want that too, AND that entrance music idea.
I used to want to be a wrestler for that exact reason. I thought it would be so cool to be able to enter a room and have music play. lol
reminds me of when Reggie Bush got the Smush.
i went to my friends rugby practice once for shits and giggles, saw some dude get his jaw broke in about the first 5 minutes about 6 feet away from me, and it just reaffirmed the fact that im not about contact sports lol. i can live w/ just soccer and basketball.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
I love working in the office when its empty. I'm walking right now to Starbucks gonna take my sweet time.
Feels good man. I once went for a tackle on this huge guy, he was 6 foot 5 at least 280 lbs. I was about 215 at the time. I couldn't stop him only slow him down and he was content to run with me at his back like I was some annoying fly. I felt slighted. So I suplexed him.
I knewwwwwwwww Reggie Bush getting cleaned out was coming next.
Basketball gets real.
Don't let the 2010 and after NBA fool you.
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