ViewtifulJC
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Do not try to engage Jerry in matters of the Avengers movie. He makes GJB seem like a Whedon fan.
Phone fanboys are worse than both.Game fanboys aint got shit on Movie fanboys
"This bitch looks like Jin from tekken."
I died hearing that today.
Phone fanboys are worse than both.
That Thor film could eat the fattest, blackest dick. The blandest of all Marvel movies.
I'm gonna need some context for this one
But that dude never knew what he was talking about. I remember he asked what the auteur theory was after claiming he knew who Truffaut was and claimed he was a fan. And how do you know my name?Do not try to engage Jerry in matters of the Avengers movie. He makes GJB seem like a Whedon fan.
Game fanboys aint got shit on Movie fanboys
That Thor film could eat the fattest, blackest dick. The blandest of all Marvel movies.
Phone fanboys are worse than both.
But that dude never knew what he was talking about. I remember he asked what the auteur theory was after claiming he knew who Truffaut was and claimed he was a fan. And how do you know my name?
Most of the people I know that are Film snobs are actual well read, versed in the language of films, and know more about film than most of the so called "critics" online.
I think arguing over smartphones is more ridiculous.no way, not even close.
]Only shitty movie you listed was Speed racer[/B], the rest ranged from OMFG to ok.
OT Gaf makes speed racer sound amazing, I gotta admit I want to see it.
OT Gaf makes speed racer sound amazing, I gotta admit I want to see it.
its a visually appealing movie. i watched it apprehensive and came out a fan. speed going after rex' record got me though
I still don't get the hype, "Ooooh zany colors! Masterpiece!" I watched it and thought it was a decent movie, but nothing really spectacular. Sorta similar to Avatar, good visual feast, decent/subpar everything else.
A black Italian, in full
Balotelli understands the kids in the refugee camp. When he was their age, what he wanted most of all was to fit in, to be like the people around him. A biographer, Mauro Valeri, told me that young Balotelli washed his hands in hot water to try to get the black off his skin. He also said Balotelli asked an elementary school teacher if his heart was black inside his chest. I don't know if these stories are true; I'm somewhat suspicious, since they read like something a white liberal Italian would want to be true.
A well-known Italian journalist told me to "triple check" those details because they did not sound like the Mario he knows. Balotelli has hidden his vulnerable younger self behind a peroxide blond mohawk and armor made of bravado. Well, almost hidden. Buried in a tabloid tell-all from an ex-girlfriend was a detail that rings too true to be made up. As a gift, he gave her a box, and on it he had written, "Please never hurt me," with a sad face drawn on it.
Like Eric Andrews, Balotelli liked how he felt with a ball at his feet. Across the street from the apartment building where he lived, in between the supermarket and the church, was a pitch. This was his real home. When he stepped in between the lines, he found a place where being different wasn't bad. All he had to do was go down a flight of stairs, go out the gate, cross the road, and navigate a patch of tall weeds between the street and the stadium. He seemed safe there, creating an Italy where he belonged. Maybe that's why he's said he'll never be forced from a pitch by racist chants. He'd be letting the hatred drive him from his home.
It wasn't officially his home, of course. He wasn't a citizen, kept from representing Italy at the Beijing Olympics in 2008 because his 18th birthday was four days after the opening ceremony. Ghana tried to get him to play for its team, but he refused.
He was Italian.
In Italy, some opposing fans chanted: "There are no black Italians."
When he turned 18, Balotelli applied for citizenship, which he received in the city hall of Concesio, standing next to the family that took him in 15 years before. He posed for a picture with his mother and father, who both smiled, holding on to each other's arms. Balotelli smiled, too, not a cover-boy shot but the modest smile of a son with his family. Balotelli made himself a T-shirt after that day: Not only am I perfect … I'm Italian, too.
A month later, he debuted for the Italian U-21 national team. Only four blacks have ever played for Italy, and Balotelli was the third. The first, Fabio Liverani, was only 12 years ago. People accepted him. His father was Italian. I visited Liverani in Rome, and he took me into a storage room off a hallway, where he keeps his jersey framed from that first game. Next to it, there are photographs, one taken during the national anthem. His eyes are red. He'd looked in the stands and found his mother, who moved to Italy from Somalia to begin a new life. She was crying, and then he cried, too. When he first got the news that he'd represent his country, he'd called his mom.
"Our dream came true," he told her.
Every time Liverani hears the national anthem, he remembers that day. He'd never felt so Italian. During the 2012 European Championships, Valeri said his research showed some Italians saw Balotelli singing the national anthem before the game and turned the game off, disgusted. Something about him is different. Even though he's not the first black player on the national team, he broke a much less known yet more significant barrier.
He was the first black soccer player to represent Italy who didn't have any Italian blood.
OT Gaf makes speed racer sound amazing, I gotta admit I want to see it.
Oof, MS is sounding worse and worse by the day. It's getting to the point where it's passing my ability to believe the news and rumors.
Speed Racer was a music video that went for too long. At least Casshern rolled with that.
This is Sega's time to shine.Seems like people make a 3rd system and you can't tell them shit.
Yeah I stopped messing with Microsoft when they want me to pay for Gold just to use Netflix And such apps.
Are people really surprised that MS is going to nickle and dame them to death?
Seems like people make a 3rd system and you can't tell them shit.
Are people really surprised that MS is going to nickle and dame them to death?
This is Sega's time to shine.
BELIEVE
Bro. Avengers is the perfect super hero film. Those other two are entertaining but flawed.Don't worry a lot of gaf (and people on the internet) like shitty movies Speed Racer, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Captain America... list can go on for days. Although at least White Chicks has some funny shit in it.
wait what'd MS screw up today?
Bro. Avengers is the perfect super hero film. Those other two are entertaining but flawed.
As opposed to what? You looking for drama, romance and intrigue?I mean it's perfect if you want your superheros to be selfish prissy underdeveloped characters that squabble with each other like they were a part of Pop-Gaf for 2 hours then take part in an action scene worthy of being in transformers for the last 30 mins.
I mean it's perfect if you want your superheros to be selfish prissy underdeveloped characters that squabble with each other like they were a part of Pop-Gaf for 2 hours then take part in an action scene worthy of being in transformers for the last 30 mins.
If Avengers is a bad superhero movie,than whats good?
I wouldn't say bad, it's just not that good, and pretty forgettable.
What I would consider good: X-men (not sure if it holds up, haven't seen it in a few years), X-Men 2, The Dark Knight and Ironman. The new Superman looks promising.
edit: The cast of the original Spiderman trilogy made it impossible for me to enjoy it.
I wouldn't say bad, it's just not that good, and pretty forgettable.
What I would consider good: X-men (not sure if it holds up, haven't seen it in a few years), X-Men 2, The Dark Knight and Ironman. The new Superman looks promising.
edit: The cast of the original Spiderman trilogy made it impossible for me to enjoy it.
The first X-men? Morris, I'll respectfully disagree about the second one,, but you're going to have to explain how the first one is a compelling movie,
The opening scene of X2 was really cool, but I'd probable take first class over the whole trilogy.
And I loved bane as a character in the Dark Knight, until the very end of the movie that is
Xmen have not held up, I recently watched it and it makes Syfy orginal movies look good. The Dark Knight was the only Nolan batman that I enjoyed the other two I found boring