Devolution
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lol some of y'all thought I was banned. Nah just living life.
Girlfriend sends me a text "do you think you're a good boyfriend"
This is a trap isn't it
it depends on who's posting
Not my fault part time warrior can't stop his clown act from constantly derailing anything that doesn't involve shit he saw on a BET movie
Girlfriend sends me a text "do you think you're a good boyfriend"
This is a trap isn't it
Text back: "I think I'm a good ex-boyfriend"
She's fishing for an argument let me fall back I'm sure she's got ammo
say "i know i am"Girlfriend sends me a text "do you think you're a good boyfriend"
This is a trap isn't it
Girlfriend sends me a text "do you think you're a good boyfriend"
This is a trap isn't it
Shaved my beard today, now I'm feeling like the biggest fraud
Shaved my beard today, now I'm feeling like the biggest fraud
At least you can grow a beard. I'm stuck with prepubescent facial hair, so I'm damned if I keep it or not.
Just shave it off. You'll look fifteen either way, might as well not kid yourself.
Just shave it off. You'll look fifteen either way, might as well not kid yourself.
So I've been trying to corral some kittens. And the other night there were foxes outside we shooed away. We had flashlights and shit so of course cops got called. One said Timedog matched some description of a perp who's been seen on other streets. I told them he'd only been on mine, which is true. My mom was in the backyard at some point yelling to the cops "they live here, they're not doing anything wrong." Despite that bit of bullshit the cops were pleasant, asked for our names, then fucked off when they realized we really weren't doing shit other than looking for cats. I'm glad they came though since I knew we looked sketchy as fuck out there behind houses with flashlights. Did their job, realized we weren't being evil, and fucked right off. That's how cops should roll.
Something always going down in your hood.So I've been trying to corral some kittens. And the other night there were foxes outside we shooed away. We had flashlights and shit so of course cops got called. One said Timedog matched some description of a perp who's been seen on other streets. I told them he'd only been on mine, which is true. My mom was in the backyard at some point yelling to the cops "they live here, they're not doing anything wrong." Despite that bit of bullshit the cops were pleasant, asked for our names, then fucked off when they realized we really weren't doing shit other than looking for cats. I'm glad they came though since I knew we looked sketchy as fuck out there behind houses with flashlights. Did their job, realized we weren't being evil, and fucked right off. That's how cops should roll.
I wouldn't be surprised.Amanda Bynes gonna end up with a black baby isnt she?
Something always going down in your hood.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes first? hmm
Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes first? hmm
Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes first? hmm
Tell Miley it will make her seem more cool/be more popular and she'll be on the dick before you can say Martin Luther King.
Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes first? hmm
Amanda Bynes gonna end up with a black baby isnt she?
Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes first? hmm
Isn't miley dating a white guy? Bynes is liable to get knocked up by anyone
Another question which would you rather;
Happiness and instability(financially) or Unhappiness and Stability?
Got a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
Got a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
Got a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
no one ever climbs out the bucket, it's like the matrix. Your always connected always stuck.Got a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
Ugh....a blessing and a curse.
Nice, congratsGot a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
#teamchinhair
I can't grow a beard, too patchy down there
Got a job at Best Buy, assuming I don't fail the background check. But my shit is clean.
#climbingoutthebucket
How do you feel about the Soca scene?
Thats an arguement set up. Least in my case, Ive heards word to that effect.Girlfriend sends me a text "do you think you're a good boyfriend" This is a trap isn't it
Dry humping:The genre?