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WTF RARE

Which Joanna are we getting in PDZ?!

 

[BigBoss]

I remember when people thought this was realtime, how expectations have been lowered.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

Top and bottom are same. Guns are the same too

 

[Zeo]

Well hey, if they really want to slut her up, at least pick the sluttiest for the final design.

 

[AniHawk]

I remember when people thought this was realtime, how expectations have been lowered.

Yep, myself included. Still hope the game turns out to be fun, but Rare are graphics wizards, and ... FUCK.

Anyway, N64 Joanna (CG design) still looks the best.

 

[Mrbob]

You forgot one:

 

[flarkminator]

I remember when people thought this was realtime, how expectations have been lowered.

Ya exactly I remember debating in the office about whether that was in game or not...man...SOOOOo much Crow was eaten. (I still have leftover crow)

 

[Fragamemnon]

I'm sure we'll wind up with the one with the biggest, most "googly" eyes, likely the product of the keen Rare character staff that was collectively sodomized by a furry with a sock puppet behind an arts and crafts store so many years ago.

 

[ToyMachine228]

To be honest, I liked this Joanna better...

 

[LegendofJoe]

Just goes to show you that Microsoft's PR department is ran by a pack of monkeys. What happened to the guys who did such a great job hyping Halo 2?

 

[argon]

That black PDZ poster is awesome.

 

[Mrbob]

I remember when I first saw this I was like, ZOMFG!!!

Then when we saw actual screenshots and this popped up I was all like X 10000000000000000000000000000000000 :

 

[Rlan]

I've got big images of the older artwork over at http://vgaa.emulationzone.org if you're interested [Under N64, Xbox, and Xbox 360]

 

[..pakbeka..]

I liked her cel-shaded look

 

[BorkBork]

Posted this in the other thread:

 

[Date of Lies]

you forgot the best one

 

[Mrbob]

Butch Dark. No thanks.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

I remember when people thought this was realtime, how expectations have been lowered.

:lol :lol

Yeah, and they're STILL using it in an ad.

 

[Date of Lies]

are you people dumb enough to argue with her original design?

 

[AniHawk]

Butch Dark. No thanks.

She looks 10x better than any of the Xdarks. And she actually looks like she could pass as a spy.

A spy damnit.

NOT QUITE

 

[..pakbeka..]

She looks 10x better than any of the Xdarks. And she actually looks like she could pass as a spy.

A spy damnit.

NOT QUITE

amen, dyke joanna or cel-shaded joanna are the best so far

actually I've jsut noticed that she looks like a 40 year old woman who thinks she's punk in that picture

 

[yoopoo]

The best

http://www.maxoe64.com/jeux/fonds/pdark4_800.jpg

 

[Prine]

That last pic you posted Cerrius looks badass. I hope Rare stick to that version

 

[acidviper]

Its an FPS. You only see her in cutscenes, multiplayer, or via reflection. She could be naked the rest of the time for all we know.

 

[jett]

Best PDZ-related picture released so far. If only...

P.S. N64 Joanna is not only ugly but also an extremely fucktarded design. Armor for her legs? HER LEGS? Don't forget ugly.

 

[Gattsu25]

Its an FPS. You only see her in cutscenes, multiplayer, or via reflection. She could be naked the rest of the time for all we know.

Get that and the Tresspasser health meter for the WIN

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

She looks 10x better than any of the Xdarks. And she actually looks like she could pass as a spy.

A spy damnit.

NOT QUITE

Joanna Dark: Snowboarding 360

 

[shuri]

I have no idea how one could seriously think that the first pic is real time. Seriously guys?

 

[XMonkey]

Best PDZ-related picture released so far. If only...

Totally agree...what happened Rare

 

[Wafflecopter]

:lol I remember when Xbots thought that art was realtime.

 

[masud]

All bad art.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I have no idea how one could seriously think that the first pic is real time. Seriously guys?

You underestimate GAF.

 

[jett]

I have no idea how one could seriously think that the first pic is real time. Seriously guys?

That was before Xbox 1.5 was shown. Xdewds had decent expectations of what next gen should be. Not anymore though.

 

[jenov4]

Heh, WTF indeed RARE. I say they release more versions of Joanna so we can vote. Just like a swimsuit contest or something.

 

[AniHawk]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=46605

 

[strikeselect]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=46605

Brilliant. :lol

 

[J2 Cool]

EDIT!

Woah woah woah, even better. What horny bastards over at Rare. Colors inverted simply.. They said they didn't believe me! Behold, Nipples!

 

[Drensch]

Jeez. The nips are nearly at her collar bone.

Butch Dark is still best, and Avril LaDark cracks the shit outta me.

 

[Jade Knight 08]

I like this pix better cuz it has more clarity and details.

This figure here reminds me of "Halle Berry". Dunno why?
Reminds me of "Storm" from X-Men movies.

 

[acidviper]

EDIT!

Woah woah woah, even better. What horny bastards over at Rare. Colors inverted simply.. They said they didn't believe me! Behold, Nipples!

Are you a 40 year old virgin?

 

[Tellaerin]

This is by far my favorite. There's a nice modern comics aesthetic going on there, and her hairstyle is by far the best of all the potential designs. (I hate the 'do she's sporting in the more 'realistic' pics, and the way it's slicked close to her head and fans out at the neck in the 'Joanime' ones just makes it look like she hasn't shampooed since the N64 days. ) And as far as the complaint about her breasts in that picture, all I'll say is that like that look, and I don't really give a damn whether or not it's realistic.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

If Rare pulls this off and its the most graphically amazing game ever, I still say its not the best prank ever pulled.

The best video game prank ever pulled was Raiden in MGS2. I love the game to death, and love the fact that Hideo pulled one over on the entire world with that game. And many still have not forgiven him for it.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

If Rare pulls this off and its the most graphically amazing game ever, I still say its not the best prank ever pulled.

The best video game prank ever pulled was Raiden in MGS2. I love the game to death, and love the fact that Hideo pulled one over on the entire world with that game. And many still have not forgiven him for it.

That is considered bad though, this is good

 

[Docpan]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3204/pd0ad5hb.jpg

I choose this one.

Go with the realistic style, I've had enough of the cartoony shit for now.

 

[AniHawk]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3204/pd0ad5hb.jpg

I choose this one.

Go with the realistic style, I've had enough of the cartoony shit for now.

That'd be fine as long as they ditched the clown hair.

 

[J2 Cool]

Are you a 40 year old virgin?

No, not yet, give me some years.

 

[LegendofJoe]

If Rare pulls this off and its the most graphically amazing game ever, I still say its not the best prank ever pulled.

It would also be the dumbest prank ever pulled off. Seriously, who in their right mind would seek to create a negative false perception of a product they're trying to sell?

 

[Prine]

Its an FPS. You only see her in cutscenes, multiplayer, or via reflection. She could be naked the rest of the time for all we know.

Not really, PDz will allow you to go into 3rd person like Riddick when it comes to rolling and looking round corners.

I was hoping Rare would take notes from Riddick

Still think it going to rock, quote me on this. Rare's return to form, and hopefully own all the haters

 

[Scrow]

This figure here reminds me of "Halle Berry". Dunno why?
Reminds me of "Storm" from X-Men movies.

storm? more like jean grey.