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yep one of the great innings Ive seen: 160 off 150 odd, chasing 294, carried the bat for the whole innings, hit winning runs with a 6.

He couldn't have done a better job if he dreamed.
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
Clarke should be moved down to like 5 or 6. If Australia lost that chase at the end it would have been from his lacklustre innings.

He dances down the pitch and shit and does nothing but block or dab. Frustrating.
 

SumPog

Neo Member
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Clarke should be moved down to like 5 or 6. If Australia lost that chase at the end it would have been from his lacklustre innings.

He dances down the pitch and shit and does nothing but block or dab. Frustrating.

I wonder if Watson could be a candidate for a skipper..
It's strange because I was just watching that IT Crowd episode of your avatar.
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
Dunno if he has the head for it. Whites one of the current state side captains so he's another they can look at, he didnt look to good though just swatting. Think it would maybe be to much pressure on Watson though being opening batsman, one of the better bowlers and the captain.

Clarke made more than "just one mistake"........... IT Crowd reference.
 
Watson is really carrying tha Australian side, he is just in incredible form. Shame he suffered so many injuries he could have been one of the great all rounders. Hopefully he is able to keep bowling a fair bit.
 

Maccas

Member
It probably would have been better for Australia to lose the game. Now the selectors will be saying look the team is good, we are great, instead of looking at the myriad of problems the team has. At least having to name a World Cup 15 will force them to make some decisions.
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
Bollinger instead of Siddle for the World Cup team?

Wasnt convinced tbh (well the whole bowling attack wasnt convincing). Few more games for him to get shit right though.
 

Dead Man

Member
guidop said:
So apparently Clarke and Hughes went drinking after day 3 of the MCG test.

Link
However, Clarke has previously claimed that he went out with Hughes that night for dinner and two drinks, before heading to Crown Casino to get some batting advice from former Australian cricketer Michael Slater.
I know that's why I go to the casino.
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
9.3
Bresnan to Clarke, OUT, ooooh dear! Clarke has not capitalised on his start. He's chased a wide one, which was there to be hit, but he's cut it straight to Bell who is just forward of point, what a disappointing end for the stand-in captain
MJ Clarke c Bell b Bresnan 10 (23b 1x4 0x6) SR: 43.47
9.2
Bresnan to Clarke, no run, 134.6 kph, pulled away to midwicket but can't find the gap
9.1
Bresnan to Clarke, no run, 132.1 kph, good line to start with, right on off stump, and it's defended
Here's Benno: "Now all you Clarke haters out there. This is a situation custom made for him. Now is not the time for quick scoring or big hitting but a time for consolidating and conserving wickets. As what seems like the last Clarke fan out there I hope he stands up and takes the opportunity to silence the masses."
Now then,

Good lols.
 

Papa

Banned
This is just pathetic. Bringing back memories of the test series.

Also, anyone else find Clarke's response to the question to be very insincere?
 

iSimon

Member
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Grug

Member
Dumbass batting.

Required Run rate was less than 4.5 ffs. No one has batted in that context and just like that we are 5 down with our backs against the wall. Unbelievable.

This situation was built for Clarke. Low req run rate and plenty of time. A half decent captain would have set the standard yet he failed again.
 

Yagharek

Member
Can someone PLEASE axe michael useless fucking clarke now? He hasnt done a single thing all series. Even the bowlers have batted better than him at least once each.
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
His captaincy has been pretty good, everything else hasnt.

They where saying on the radio before there's no way they can replace him for the next 4 games and the world cup.

Fucken Smith, hopefully tale waggles.
 

Dead Man

Member
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
His captaincy has been pretty good, everything else hasnt.

They where saying on the radio before there's no way they can replace him for the next 4 games and the world cup.
I made that argument when Waugh was struggling with his batting. But he was a much better captain than Clarke.
 
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