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[Simousse]

This is the next Dissidia. Take a look at the logo: Chaos and Cosmos.
Nomura said the hypothetic next game would be different. Indeed...

The game has been register in Europe few weeks ago.

 

[HadesGigas]

The name has got to be a self-aware joke at their ridiculous latin titles of late, right? right???

Like when Capcom made Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo.

 

[Busaiku]

They really need to spruce up the battle landscapes.
Looks way too plain.

 

[PBalfredo]

Wait, this is what we're getting instead of a new Dissidia?

I suddenly hate it

 

[Phoenix_Apollo]

Final stage is FF VI's opera scene.

BELIEVE!

 

[randomkid]

So some Square exec stumbled on that joke site with the Final Fantasy name generator?

Edit: Here...

http://www.the-pause-button.com/square-enix-generator

Haha glad to see people still remember this little bit of dumbness. I guess we need to update now with some more retarded portmanteaus. I'm thinking something along the lines of Chocoboner.

Game looks awesomely dumb in the best way, will purchase at the right price.

 

[Classic_Gs]

ummm.......

 

[Aeana]

Wait, this is what we're getting instead of a new Dissidia?

I suddenly hate it

Yeah, it's been so long since the last one.
I'm so starved for a new Dissidia.

 

[DR2K]

"Fuck you Square, you never do anything different"

Square does something different.

"Fuck you Square this is stupid"

When we say different, we mean make good games and release things fans would want.

This is fucking hilarious though.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Hey, rhythm games are awesome.

 

[angelfly]

Just saw the scan and it isn't as bad as I thought but still I'd see some new IP come from SE.

 

[Emitan]

Final stage is FF VI's opera scene.

BELIEVE!

If it's not I will be seriously disappointed.

 

[Regulus Tera]

The best game ever is a rhythm game. Stop hating.

 

[Desi]

if it was iPhone I would be sold.

 

[Kagari]

Trademarks were also registered in North America, so don't worry about it not coming over.

 

[watershed]

if it was iPhone I would be sold.

This is pretty much exactly how I feel. Though if by rhythm they mean anything like TWEWY then I'm sold. Too early to call on this one.

 

[rataven]

This isn't quite the direction I thought they'd take for the next Dissidia, but looks kinda fun regardless.

 

[DR2K]

Trademarks were also registered in North America, so don't worry about it not coming over.

Fuck yes, who needs type-0 when we got this!

 

[kittens]

I mean, it's not a true Final Fantasy game, but it still sounds awesome.

 

[nincompoop]

Scenario A: This game sells poorly
Square: "I guess that means there's no market for Final Fantasy games on the 3DS!" *Square abandons all 3DS development*
Scenario B: This game sells well because 3DS owners want to show Square that there's a market for real Final Fantasy games on the 3DS.
Square: "I guess that means 3DS owners only want rhythm games!" *Square Enix announces THATETRHYTHM 2: Kingdom Hearts Mix, cancels all other 3DS projects in development*

 

[Kagari]

Fuck yes, who needs type-0 when we got this!

 

[CO_Andy]

Nick Rox foresaw the future

 

[Big One]

Lmao this is absolutely crazy. Don't get the hate though.

 

[Aeana]

Scenario A: This game sells poorly
Square: "I guess that means there's no market for Final Fantasy games on the 3DS!" *Square abandons all 3DS development*
Scenario B: This game sells well because 3DS owners want to show Square that there's a market for real Final Fantasy games on the 3DS.
Square: "I guess that means 3DS owners only want rhythm games!" *Square Enix announces THATETRHYTHM 2: Kingdom Hearts Mix, cancels all other 3DS projects in development*

As long as I get my Noctis dress-up game on one of the handhelds, I'm good.

 

[Dark Schala]

Final stage is FF VI's opera scene.

BELIEVE!

Oh God. Don't get me hyped like that. I know that won't happen.

You know what? If this is as awesome as Ouendan, TWEWY and EBA, count me in. I'll be all over this, especially with FF music. It would have been interesting if they had included some stuff from other IPs like Chrono, Mana and DQ. But alas... it's a parody of Dissidia, it looks like.

 

[jk-mox]

So some Square exec stumbled on that joke site with the Final Fantasy name generator?

Edit: Here...

http://www.the-pause-button.com/square-enix-generator

Not even the randomizer could've come up with this one. You just can't out-squeenix squeenix.

 

[Slime]

Tempted to say "yeah no thanks," but there's something oddly charming about this idea.

 

[Jinfash]

Scenario A: This game sells poorly
Square: "I guess that means there's no market for Final Fantasy games on the 3DS!" *Square abandons all 3DS development*
Scenario B: This game sells well because 3DS owners want to show Square that there's a market for real Final Fantasy games on the 3DS.
Square: "I guess that means 3DS owners only want rhythm games!" *Square Enix announces THATETRHYTHM 2: Kingdom Hearts Mix, cancels all other 3DS projects in development*

Scenario C: This game sells well because 3DS owners want to show Square that there's a market for real Final Fantasy games on the 3DS.
Square: "I guess theres a market for Final Fantasy titles."
*Anounces mainline FF game*
*never releases it*

 

[GhostWriter24]

This is JUST what Square Enix needed to put out!

 

[Emitan]

Not even the randomizer could've come up with this one. You just can't out-squeenix squeenix.

I clicked on it and got Front Mission Dream VIAGRA. I wouldn't put it past them.

EDIT: Just got "Dissidia Asymptote Errata: RE:Coded". Don't lie. You thought it was a real game.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Nick Rox foresaw the future

Hahahahaha

I wonder how SE will water down the IP next

 

[daegan]

Bad Square! Bad! Take these 12 team members and put them on Versus!

Spoiler

You know, though...I'll probably play this.

 

[Brazil]

This is relevant to my interests.

I love rhythm games, and I have a feeling this could be good.

"Theatrhythm" is one hard word to say, though.

 

[Kerrby]

At least when we get to play this in 2016 rhythm games will be somewhat extinct.

 

[cws]

So much hate - people act as if the KH Team has been workin on this title for the last 5 years. It sounds interesting......

 

[Regulus Tera]

Dude.

Liberi Fatali.

fuck YES

no no, actually, second-to-last-act of Darkness and Starlight (starts at two-minute mark)

 

[CB3]

No Chrono game but fucking dancing final fantasy.

This is why your bleeding money Square

 

[jk-mox]

I clicked on it and got Front Mission Dream VIAGRA. I wouldn't put it past them.

EDIT: Just got "Dissidia Asymptote Errata: RE:Coded". Don't lie. You thought it was a real game.

Ha. That's exactly my point. The Layton Generator was way funnier because it came up with titles that were flat-out ridiculous. The Squeenix generator's names more often than not sound like something Squeenix might actually consider, so it tends to be less funny and more sobering.

 

[345triangle]

Trademarks were also registered in North America, so don't worry about it not coming over.

this is one piece of copyright i think square-enix are probably safe from anyone trying to infringe upon

 

[speedpop]

Rhythm games rock. People need to stop crying. The scan looks awesome.

It looks like Dissidia on drugs.

 

[BlueWord]

Probably won't make it out of Japan.

Still, this isn't how you turn around a sinking ship.

 

[mutsu]

Wow, Square-Enix continues to put Final Fantasy / Dragon Quest / Kingdom Hearts name into every game they make. Amazing. I can imagine a lot of people NOT wanting this game.

Spoiler

Somehow this has me interested. Rhythm game is one of my favourite kind of game. Coupled with past Final Fantasy music? Almost sold!

 

[Edge_Maverick]

Well, it's better than my name.

 

[Duxxy3]

 

[Emitan]

Well, it's better than my name.

Take out "Edge" before you get sued!

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I don't really see the oddity in this having the Final Fantasy title

I mean, it's a fanservice game. The entire core concept is hitting fan nostalgia buttons.

 

[Slime]

Well, it's better than my name.

 

[Rahxephon91]

When we say different, we mean make good games and release things fans would want.

This is fucking hilarious though.

The funny thing about being diffrent is you don't actually know how it will turn out.

And who the hell knows what fans want.

 

[M-PG71C]

And here I was hoping for a FF VI remake or some shit. So much for reading.

Jokes aside, it doesn't sound...horrible. I'll keep my eye on it but I'm not feeling it.

 

[Htown]

shoulda just called it Dancing Mad

Also, if it plays like EBA with Final Fantasy music, I'd be all over it. Unfortunately, none of us are anywhere near that lucky.