Erhem. Meanwhile back in Strasbourg ...
Didn't realise the EU parliament in Strasbourg is only used for four days a year. I knew it moved between Brussels and Strasbourg to appease the French but didn't know the breakdown. What a complete and utter fucking waste of money.
Well, Strasbourg is still the official seat of the EU Parliament, so I don't see why they shouldn't just stay there rather than hanging onto the Brussels gravy train.
But actually, I rather like the Strasbourg carnival thing. It is an endearing reminder of the triumph of history over day-to-day practicalities, rather like the date(s) of Easter. Plus, anything that gets up the collective noses of MPs of any kind can't be all bad.
Of course, another possibility, given that there is major repair work needed to the Palace of Westminster - and it has been exercising the best that passes for brains in our Parliament how to get it scheduled in - is to temporarily (for about 3-4 years, which is I think the time the repairs are estimated to take) shift the UK House of Commons to Strasbourg.
This would at a stroke:
- put "Britain at the centre of Europe" as everybody except UKIP keeps saying on and off
- being as Strasbourg would be unavailable, stop the EU Parliament boondoggle
- piss off the French, and so be a major foreign policy coup
- Keep the Alsatians happy, they could open up a new business proposition (like for example hosting the Russian Parliament when the Kremlin needs plastering)
- Accelerate the much-needed separation of powers in the UK by making it more difficult for Ministers to try to bully the Commons ...
- ... and therefore accelerate reform of the house of Lords because Ministers would rather stroll there than fly to Strasbourg
By the time it is all over the Executive would be resident in the Lords (and as the Parliament Acts only apply to bills started in the Commons they would no longer have practical application), the Commons would retain legislative control - but probably regret having to come back to London, so might even spend more time in their constituencies, and the EU Parliament will realise that a great boon has been done to them by the UK so might listen a bit more. And France will still be pissed off.
All those in favour, say "aye".
(in the next exciting episode, I shall consider the merits - though there are not many of them - of merging an independent Scotland with Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, Brittany, Catalonia and the Basque Country. Essentially it comes down to better weather for the majority.)