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UK/R.O.I GAF - Thread of geopolitical confusion
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all i can take away from this is that the human body is an amazing thing. to be able to withstand what she's putting it through is simply amazing.
J Tourettes
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That'll learn ya for thinking for yourself.
Not work safe!
Nah, she was rather attractive though (naturally). Mad as a bucket of spiders, however. I only believe the story because I heard it from someone considerably more credible than the girl in question.
To be honest, if he can go 12 rounds with my ex, he'll whip this Bute chap senseless.
J Tourettes
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Oops, sorry I did put strict filter on my google search. Let me edit.
Little Old Man
Member
Who could be attracted to that? She looks like a giant tumour.
zomgbbqftw
Banned
I don't get it? Why did you even bother going there?
J Tourettes
Banned
Jesus christ, the fucking legs on it!
She's so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.
I was shocked to see she was unemployed.
You've not watched the documentary 'feeders' then I imagine.
Little Old Man
Member
Maybe she IS the hill?
Seductive.
I can see her rubbing that greasy chicken over herself.
Look-a dat face
PairOfFilthySocks
Member
With any luck this land whale will be done for child abuse so her children can be sent off to their guardians or someone who doesn't value their own selfish(and retarded) desires over their needs.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Thats what I thought.
RibbedHero
Member
Dat leg fat...
This really is sickening. I feel sorry for the kids.
Living under the same roof means they have a statistical chance of seeing her naked.
shanshan310
Member
leg-butts
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MarkMclovin
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Strangely, I always hear of people dieing from heart attack or diabetes and yet they're quite fit. I don't think I've ever heard of someone as fat as that actually dieing from being that fat.
Like people that drive like arseholes, never seem to be involved in a crash.
Hot Coldman
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Barberetti
Member
Jesus Christ, sure picked the wrong fucking time to look in on this thread.
Chick's so fat, she'll still be spilling over in ten pages time. I think one of her elbows has strayed into the 'Community' section.
Little Old Man
Member
Living under the same roof means they have a statistical chance of seeing her naked.
They ain't going to see the goods down there though. It's surrounded by more tissue than a Space Marine has armour.
I have a body sculpted from gods ashes. Fuck guys that's the first half of my shift flew In, gonna now eat my food and walk around with a brush listening to the real radio football phone in.
Because I need that £200 a month to pay for shit.
So now I'm being switched to weekly sign-ons so they can offer me "more help", and I have waste my money going into to see them two times next week, so they can do a follow up on my apparently wrongly arranged work experience.
I'd like to personally thank Mr. Cameron for his Big Society action plan of making people who want a job go through mountains of bullshit.
J Tourettes
Banned
Can't you claim your fares back? Sounds ridiculous though.
I honestly never looked into it because before this day I'd have felt like a dickhead asking for bus money from them. Now my perception of it has very much changed.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
What's happening Guys?
Just doin' a little dancin', mate.
You look pretty sharp - check my moves to see how it's really done:
This feckin' kid man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaZ3WS_2kkY&feature=endscreen&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=HrXpEy6Uugo
Look at that Cheezmo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaZ3WS_2kkY&feature=endscreen&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=HrXpEy6Uugo
Look at that Cheezmo
That's Job Centre alright. The work experience they offered me has failed to materialise, so they can't do shit if I find my own. I just need something and I'm not finding anything.
Sorry, livejournal.
Yep. I've only been unemployed for relatively brief periods of time the past - literally between jobs style things - but not once have they offered any decent help. If they can't do anything, they should just let me sign on every two weeks and get on with shit myself.
I mean, last time I came in and I'd filled half of the job-seeking journal thing out with job hunting activities and shit I'd applied for and the guy was "woah you've done so much". I'm thinking well of course I have, I want to fucking find a job. Your "three job hunting activities a week" thing is bullshit.
I think I'm just going to do this. I'm planning on going to Bilbao anyway.
It's depressing when they see my journal, notice all the attempts and failures then say to me "Have you looked an hour away from home?" I could never afford the commute, for heaven's sake. At least my latest two advisors smile sometimes.
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