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*UNMARKED SPOILERS ALL BOOKS* Game of Thrones |OT| - Season 5 Offseason Thread

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Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
Yeah, I can't even read the thread on Mondays during the season. I read the most recent page or two, and hope those cover the bulk of the discussion. It would be like 2 hours of reading to fully catch up on Monday.
Time for us to contact Roy Dotrice and see if he'll do an audio recording of the thread each week.
 
Does anyone remember the youtube link for a couple guys who review the show? They aren't book readers, I think they're Greek, one has a bit of an accent and is bald...?
 

Iksenpets

Banned
Time for us to contact Roy Dotrice and see if he'll do an audio recording of the thread each week.

Now I'm just imagining his voice...

El oh el, Dee and Dee are such idiots. What is this bullshit? Why would you write that stupid scene when you could've just given us another Stannis scene? Why do they hate Stannis?

Oh em gee was that scene a spoiler, guys? I think it was a spoiler. I am literally shaking with rage right now. I can't believe that slow ass Gee Ar Ar Em took took so long to write his stupid books and now I'm getting spoiled by this stupid fanfiction middle school play. I'm going to go curl up and die. Life is ruined.
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
El oh el, Dee and Dee are such idiots. What is this bullshit? Why would you write that stupid scene when you could've just given us another Stannis scene? Why do they hate Stannis?

Oh em gee was that scene a spoiler, guys? I think it was a spoiler. I am literally shaking with rage right now. I can't believe that slow ass Gee Ar Ar Em took took so long to write his stupid books and now I'm getting spoiled by this stupid fanfiction middle school play. I'm going to go curl up and die. Life is ruined.

did they lie tho
 

Szeth

Member
Now I'm just imagining his voice...

El oh el, Dee and Dee are such idiots. What is this bullshit? Why would you write that stupid scene when you could've just given us another Stannis scene? Why do they hate Stannis?

Oh em gee was that scene a spoiler, guys? I think it was a spoiler. I am literally shaking with rage right now. I can't believe that slow ass Gee Ar Ar Em took took so long to write his stupid books and now I'm getting spoiled by this stupid fanfiction middle school play. I'm going to go curl up and die. Life is ruined.

People should be thankful GoT is what it is and didn't turn out like TWD. We're pretty lucky tbh.
 

foxtrot3d

Banned
They're about equal quality, I'd say.

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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
List of Characters who'll be dead by the end of the show:

Arya
Jaime
Cersei
Littlefinger
Varys
Olenna
Rickon
Bronn
Pod

Lord Rickon of Winterfell aka The Wild Wolf (turored by Davos) and Pod Payne, LC of King Jon's guard don't belong on that list.
 

Brakke

Banned
The only way Pod dies is if the dragons burn the Red Keep down to the foundations.

Because Pod will be in there at the end.

Sat thus upon
the Iron Throne.
 

Pluto

Member
Lord Rickon of Winterfell aka The Wild Wolf (turored by Davos) ...
"Lord" Rickon will be kicked in the teeth by Queen Sansa, she deserves Winterfell, if after everything she went through it goes to Rickon just because he happens to be a boy I will personally drive to GRRM's house and put an angry note into his mailbox.

Rickon is not even really a character in the story, at best he's an extra, he can become chief cannibal of Skagos for all I care.
 

Iksenpets

Banned
The only way Pod dies is if the dragons burn the Red Keep down to the foundations.

Because Pod will be in there at the end.

Sat thus upon
the Iron Throne.

In my personal fanfic ending, Pod gets to be lord commander of the Kingsguard. Dude would love that job. Finally promoted to being a knight, but with all the squire-style fun of still being someone's personal servant.

Also, I'm really enjoying this thread's new, gif-heavy direction.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Pod is alive. I think Brienne was more concerned about saving him than herself. No one cares about Hyle Hunt, though, fuck it let em hang.
 
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