I mean common guys, we've all been there. You just turn 60 and can legally drink, you're in college, just married your third wife who is already pregnant, you've never been around so many co-eds, and let's be honest, this is the real world, some pussies are gonna get grabbed. You're only 60 for fucks sake, it's ok to experiment and be reckless. Luckily once you graduate and turn 70, you finally mature enough to understand that it's wrong to be caught admitting your preferences for sexually assaulting women.