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Wrestlemania XXX Week |OT| We are all legit shook

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DMczaf

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Aiii

So not worth it
It really is a shame that Bryan vs. Trips can't go on last, that is the main attraction for sure
 
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Ithil

Member
There's nothing stopping them putting Bryan's hair in a ponytail for press events, and straightening his beard, so I don't buy that "he looks too wild, he'll scare the morning talkshow audience!" excuse.
 
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Bogus

Member
The RAW after WM30 opens backstage. A disgruntled HHH and Stephanie, both livid and on the hunt for someone to blame about Bryan's championship victory the night before, berate Randy Orton and Corporate Kane. Voices are raised in the mostly one-sided diatribe. Many accusations are hurled. Steph slaps Kane for his inability to prevent what happened at WrestleMania, saying he was always the useless brother. Kane stares past them, adjusts his tie, and leaves without saying a word.

After the final match of the broadcast, HHH and Stephanie are in the ring with Orton and Kane, playing their usual mind games with the crowd while assuring everyone that Bryan's title reign will be short-lived. Kane shows no emotion. He stands with the other members of the Authority, patiently listening to HHH's heated monologue.

The segment appears to wrap up after one final declaration from HHH that he will bury Daniel Bryan. Unprompted, Kane grabs Trips by the throat. CHOKESLAM. Orton jumps over. BIG BOOT. Orton gets up, and Kane grabs him. CHOKESLAM.

Finally, Kane stalks over to Stephanie, backing her into the turnbuckle. He pulls something from inside his suit jacket. It's his mask! With a dramatic flourish, he slowly puts it on. Security storms the ring in an effort to protect Stephanie. Kane demolishes everyone, and then turns back to Stephanie. CHOKESLAM.

Kane stands alone in the center of the ring, the crumpled bodies of his opponents strewn at his feet. He raises his arms slowly, and holds them there for a few moments before throwing them back down. Fire explodes from the turnbuckles, and the arena is washed with red light as Kane's old, familiar music plays.

Kane points to the rafters, where a spotlit WrestleMania 31 banner hangs. A banner next to it is unfurled, revealing the words "THE STREAK" crossed out ominously with bloody paint.

Corporate Kane is dead. The Big Red Machine has returned. And he has his sights set on his brother's legacy.

End broadcast.
 
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Entropia

No One Remembers
Preshow Match: Los Matadores vs The Usos vs Rybaxel vs Real Americans
Real Americans

Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational Championship Match
Naomi?

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale
Bo Dallas

The Shield vs Corporate Kane & New Age Outlaws
Kane & NAO, Shield breakup

John Cena vs Bray Wyatt
Bray Wyatt

The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
The Undertaker

Daniel Bryan vs Triple H
Daniel Bryan

Batista vs Randy Orton vs (Bryan/Triple H winner)
Daniel Bryan
 
V

Vyroxis

Banned
Taker, Orton retains via DQ, Usos, Wyatt (upset special), Sheild, AJ Retains, Hogan wins the Andre special (which would be fitting).
 
T

TheWarrior

Banned
I picked but I'm all wrong, I forgot that most belts don't change hands at Wrestlemania, they change hands at the Raw after Wrestlemania
 
O

Omega

Banned
I'm gonna agree with Ninja and others, the streak is retarded.

It's a fusion of 80s Hogan + Cena level of stupidity.

You know he's not going to lose. Taker hasn't been able to entertain in a match since like 2002. So what reason is there to watch? Other than "shit, I paid for the card, might as well watch this"

I see SoulPlaya got a name change and has even better fan fiction now.
 
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krae_man

Member
I think Bray is going to win, but Cena will "Stand tall" at the end. One match always has a pointless swerve for swerves sake and the rest are all multi person clusterfucks.
 
L

Lambda Pie

Banned
Bogus said:
The RAW after WM30 opens backstage. A disgruntled HHH and Stephanie, both livid and on the hunt for someone to blame about Bryan's championship victory the night before, berate Randy Orton and Corporate Kane. Voices are raised in the mostly one-sided diatribe. Many accusations are hurled. Steph slaps Kane for his inability to prevent what happened at WrestleMania, saying he was always the useless brother. Kane stares past them, adjusts his tie, and leaves without saying a word.

After the final match of the broadcast, HHH and Stephanie are in the ring with Orton and Kane, playing their usual mind games with the crowd while assuring everyone that Bryan's title reign will be short-lived. Kane shows no emotion. He stands with the other members of the Authority, patiently listening to HHH's heated monologue.

The segment appears to wrap up after one final declaration from HHH that he will bury Daniel Bryan. Unprompted, Kane grabs Trips by the throat. CHOKESLAM. Orton jumps over. BIG BOOT. Orton gets up, and Kane grabs him. CHOKESLAM.

Finally, Kane stalks over to Stephanie, backing her into the turnbuckle. He pulls something from inside his suit jacket. It's his mask! With a dramatic flourish, he slowly puts it on. Security storms the ring in an effort to protect Stephanie. Kane demolishes everyone, and then turns back to Stephanie. CHOKESLAM.

Kane stands alone in the center of the ring, the crumpled bodies of his opponents strewn at his feet. He raises his arms slowly, and holds them there for a few moments before throwing them back down. Fire explodes from the turnbuckles, and the arena is washed with red light as Kane's old, familiar music plays.

Kane points to the rafters, where a spotlit WrestleMania 31 banner hangs. A banner next to it is unfurled, revealing the words "THE STREAK" crossed out ominously with bloody paint.

Corporate Kane is dead. The Big Red Machine has returned. And he has his sights set on his brother's legacy.

End broadcast.
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okayfrog

Banned
Kane is not going to face Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Kane is not anywhere close to Undertaker's level and Undertaker's storyline with his brother holds no weight nowadays. Undertaker's got two or three Wrestlemania's left. Cena, possibly Bryan, and possibly Sting are really the only three people I can see him facing left.

EDIT: Oh, and NJPW ON SATURDAY NIGHT. Too bad Okada isn't defending the title and we're getting Nakamura vs. Tanahashi #11. Oh well, Naito vs. Ishii have great chemistry, fuck the Young Bucks, Devitt confirmed for WWE, and Goto/Ciabatta as tag champs should make the PPV worth it.
 
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Pop-O-Matic

Banned
Bogus said:
The RAW after WM30 opens backstage. A disgruntled HHH and Stephanie, both livid and on the hunt for someone to blame about Bryan's championship victory the night before, berate Randy Orton and Corporate Kane. Voices are raised in the mostly one-sided diatribe. Many accusations are hurled. Steph slaps Kane for his inability to prevent what happened at WrestleMania, saying he was always the useless brother. Kane stares past them, adjusts his tie, and leaves without saying a word.

After the final match of the broadcast, HHH and Stephanie are in the ring with Orton and Kane, playing their usual mind games with the crowd while assuring everyone that Bryan's title reign will be short-lived. Kane shows no emotion. He stands with the other members of the Authority, patiently listening to HHH's heated monologue.

The segment appears to wrap up after one final declaration from HHH that he will bury Daniel Bryan. Unprompted, Kane grabs Trips by the throat. CHOKESLAM. Orton jumps over. BIG BOOT. Orton gets up, and Kane grabs him. CHOKESLAM.

Finally, Kane stalks over to Stephanie, backing her into the turnbuckle. He pulls something from inside his suit jacket. It's his mask! With a dramatic flourish, he slowly puts it on. Security storms the ring in an effort to protect Stephanie. Kane demolishes everyone, and then turns back to Stephanie. CHOKESLAM.

Kane stands alone in the center of the ring, the crumpled bodies of his opponents strewn at his feet. He raises his arms slowly, and holds them there for a few moments before throwing them back down. Fire explodes from the turnbuckles, and the arena is washed with red light as Kane's old, familiar music plays.

Kane points to the rafters, where a spotlit WrestleMania 31 banner hangs. A banner next to it is unfurled, revealing the words "THE STREAK" crossed out ominously with bloody paint.

Corporate Kane is dead. The Big Red Machine has returned. And he has his sights set on his brother's legacy.

End broadcast.
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Sephzilla

Member
Kane/Taker as a feud has no value left in it anymore, and Kane has honestly never been in Taker's league. Plus, Kane's already gotten two cracks at breaking the streak. Trips isn't going to let anyone else get as many shots at Taker as he had.

krae_man said:
I think Bray is going to win, but Cena will "Stand tall" at the end. One match always has a pointless swerve for swerves sake and the rest are all multi person clusterfucks.
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Cena's going to bury Bray so hard that HHH and Cena will start a rivalry to see who is the true king of burials. This feud the last 2 weeks has had "OVERCOME THE ODDS LOL" all over it.
 
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krae_man

Member
Sephzilla said:
Kane/Taker as a feud has no value left in it anymore, and Kane has honestly never been in Taker's league. Plus, Kane's already gotten two cracks at breaking the streak. Trips isn't going to let anyone else get as many shots at Taker as he had.



Cena's going to bury Bray so hard that HHH and Cena will start a rivalry to see who is the true king of burials. This feud the last 2 weeks has had "OVERCOME THE ODDS LOL" all over it.
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Yeah but Ryback had his "Wrestlemania moment" Shellshocking Henry after losing the match in the "lol pointless swerve, fuck you gamblers" finish. Or Miz "Winning" his match against Cena but the show ending with Rock standing tall. Cena can overcome the odds without winning the match.
 
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VoxPop

Member
Now I see why Mania is only $10 this year.

I'm all for HHH getting put into the main event and double poke of death on Bootista and Boreton. Reviving Evolution in the process. Flair comes running down to Lawler's "But who's side is he on?!" shtick. All embracing as orange confetti drops from the ceiling.

Also Taker by Gogoplata.
 
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Dark Ninja

Member
after watching RAW there's some serious lack of excitement for this mania it just seems like another PPV at this point. HHH winning the title at mania can salvage the Raw after mania though
 
C

Chamber

love on your sleeve
Didn't really realize it until looking at the OP but the card is truly awful, almost UFC awful. Cluster fuck tag match on the pre-show, jobber battle royale, fatal 14-way diva match. Taker/Lesnar will follow the Undertaker Wrestlemania formula of each guy hitting their finish 3-4 times. John Cena at Wrestlemania is practically guaranteed to be awful unless his opponent's name is Shawn Michaels.

Hopefully, Bryan/HHH is given 30 mins because that's the only match worth anything.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Chamber said:
Didn't really realize it until looking at the OP but the card is truly awful, almost UFC awful. Cluster fuck tag match on the pre-show, jobber battle royale, fatal 14-way diva match. Taker/Lesnar will follow the Undertaker Wrestlemania formula of each guy hitting their finish 3-4 times. John Cena at Wrestlemania is practically guaranteed to be awful unless his opponent's name is Shawn Michaels.

Hopefully, Bryan/HHH is given 30 mins because that's the only match worth anything.
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Bray Wyatt's gonna work a miracle.
 
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