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[You Know Nothing]

I should buy Dragon Age.

I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect is my new catchphrase.

It's so bizarre I'm wondering just what scene it's used in.

Thinking on it, it totally seems like something The Iron Bull would say. Especially given how the Qunari view sex.

 

[Funky Papa]

How many sexual partners are you having, you sl00ts.

 

[Josh with a J]

In game or in life?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Over 20k. I beat the lizard man's assertion.

I'm fucking a random stranger right now.

 

[Toa TAK]

Lucky.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm on another one now.

They're on a conveyor belt. Master of Bussy™

 

[Kater]

It's Graves Disease, or so I read.

I wonder how such a madman got into politics in the first place.

Over 20k. I beat the lizard man's assertion.

I'm fucking a random stranger right now.

Hot. 😚

 

[The_Poet]

I'm back!

I miss much?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just me fucking complete strangers while browsing GAF. #multitasking

 

[Risgroo]

The Resident Evil 4 steam page has the best tag. #truth

 

[You Know Nothing]

Organizing your inventory in RE4 is the greatest mini-game ever.

Just another reason RE4 is one of the GOAT games.

 

[Clydefrog]

Had to get a new car battery this morning. Doesn't sound like an old man when I start it up now!

 

[Funky Papa]

Resident Evil's loot management and tank controls are the worst thing to happen to the franchise.

Fuck them right in the ass. Fucking cave dwelling immobilism in the name of tradition.

 

[G-Fex]

RE4 gets pretty boring though quick.

 

[Funky Papa]

RE4 is a damn fine game, clunky user-everything aside.

Then again, I also enjoy the (lesser) RE5.

 

[Toa TAK]

RE4 is a damn fine game, clunky user-everything aside.

Then again, I also enjoy the (lesser) RE5.

Same here. I love RE4 + 5. Favorite in the series for me.

Actually, the ONLY games I like in the series for me.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

RE5 is not very good. Forced coop, no more inventory Tetris, enemies with guns #groanzone.

RE6 is trash tier.

 

[Funky Papa]

I played the RE6 demo and that was I needed. I couldn't even finish that piece of garbage. Was it representative of the full game? Because it soured me SO BAD I basically dropped the controller at some point and stopped caring about the game right then and there.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I forgot who it was but there is/was a person on GAF who would talk about how reviewers and players just didn't know how to play the game, and if we just knew we could slide into cover we would start enjoying it.

 

[Funky Papa]

I actually dry-snorted a little bit.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Quick someone remind me why a resident evil game needs a cover system

 

[Professor Beef]

Quick someone remind me why a resident evil game needs a cover system

Why does RE need tank controls

 

[Funky Papa]

Why does RE need tank controls

Because that is the only way Capcom will ever acknowledge the true roots of their lesser franchise:

To this day, I cannot believe what happened to Alone in the Dark. I piss on Atari's grave.

 

[Professor Beef]

Because that is the only way Capcom will ever acknowledge the true roots of their lesser franchise:

To this day, I cannot believe what happened to Alone in the Dark. I piss on Atari's grave.

Tank controls suck though. It's why I never bothered completing RE1. And also the main reason why I won't finish God Hand.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Why does RE need tank controls

The problem with tank controls was the fixed camera. RE4 has basically the same controls as the earlier games but the third person camera perspective makes it really playable.

 

[Funky Papa]

The ONLY FUCKING TIME Capcom did tank controls right.

:bow

 

[G-Fex]

Why does RE need tank controls

if you can't beat RE games with tank controls I don't know what to tell you kid.

I beat fucking RE1 with knife only, with that control scheme. and I'm terrible at video games.

 

[Kater]

Didn't RE5 also have Tank controls?

I only played the first 30 minutes at a friends home in coop. Was really confusing.

Then we played L4D and had a pretty good evening from that point on. I really don't like tank controls and only liked the older games up to the third one because of the setting (some big city) and the horrifying enemies (Licker, Nemesis).

 

[Funky Papa]

It had tank controls, but also a dynamic camera that messed up to hell and back with the player until you got a hand of it. Then it was all gravy.

The actual king of GREAT GAMES WITH SHITASS BROKEN CONTROLS THAT WILL DRIVE YOU MAD remains unbothered, tho.

Gunvalkyrie was an amazingly fun game that nearly nobody enjoyed because its controls were so broken you needed a second brain and a third hand to start grasping the basics. What the fuck, Sega™.

 

[Professor Beef]

if you can't beat RE games with tank controls I don't know what to tell you kid.

I beat fucking RE1 with knife only, with that control scheme. and I'm terrible at video games.

I'm only willing to put up with so much from video games, be it awful story, mechanics, or controls. I've always liked the settings of the RE games, but the controls are so frustrating to me that I just stopped bothering.

 

[Kater]

It had tank controls, but also a dynamic camera that messed up to hell and back with the player until you got a hand of it. Then it was all gravy.

Maybe I give it another try someday. First I have to wait until they remove GFWL though.

Until then, there are other horror games I want to try out first. Like Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth and Alien: Isolation.

 

[Risgroo]

Organizing your inventory in RE4 is the greatest mini-game ever.

Just another reason RE4 is one of the GOAT games.

Yasssss! Perfection all the way through.

RE4 gets pretty boring though quick.

 

[Funky Papa]

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

Best Lovecraft game since the glorious Prisoner of Ice. Absolutely amazing. It was a real labour of love, and for all the shit it got about its many bugs (IIRC one of the developers beasted out and kept patching the game after the studio went bankrupt) it wasn't nearly as bad as critically lauded games such as anything put out by Bugthesda. The Innsmouth section of the game is just... WOW.

 

[zeemumu]

Best Lovecraft game since the glorious Prisoner of Ice. Absolutely amazing. It was a real labour of love, and for all the shit it got about it's many bugs (IIRC one of the developers beasted out and kept patching the game after the studio went bankrupt) it wasn't nearly as bad as critically lauded games such as anything put out by Bugthesda. The Innsmouth section of the game is just... WOW.

The War Z(infestation survivor stories) is my threshold for how little a company cares about the players and game in general.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm only willing to put up with so much from video games, be it awful story, mechanics, or controls. I've always liked the settings of the RE games, but the controls are so frustrating to me that I just stopped bothering.

Alright..

You know, sometimes MGS controls irritate me.

Yasssss! Perfection all the way through.

I'm not wrong. Even New Game + is even more boring.

mercenaries is kinda whatever, but at the core, RE4 is boring.

It's not even remotely interesting like RE1, where you explore this huge mansion full of stuff.

Just go here, fight some giant for some reason, save a annoying ass girl, QTE's.

 

[Kevyt]

I loved RE6 a lot... Especially the Ada Wong campaign.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'm not wrong. Even New Game + is even more boring.

mercenaries is kinda whatever, but at the core, RE4 is boring.

No, you are in fact wrong.

The door is right there G-Fex.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

...we have a door?!

 

[Duress]

I remember in RE 6, we played some Co-op. Some sub came rolling by, and my friends character yells something like LOOK OUT!, only to get nailed by the sub train. Some awareness lol

 

[Turin]

Dragon Age is fantastic. My only apprehension about playing it is that it's quite literally a time eater.

I just started playing it last night and just like that it was 5:40 am and I had to work in about 3 hours.

Word. Bacon, shrooms and olives are all awesome.

Good man.

Dorian's butt says you're wrong.

My zeal for violence stands in opposition.

Spoiler

I should probably see a shrink about that.....

RE5 is not very good. Forced coop, no more inventory Tetris, enemies with guns #groanzone.

RE6 is trash tier.

For once we agree on something.

 

[G-Fex]

No, you are in fact wrong.

The door is right there G-Fex.

Enjoy escorting Ashley then TDM

 

[Kater]

Best Lovecraft game since the glorious Prisoner of Ice. Absolutely amazing. It was a real labour of love, and for all the shit it got about its many bugs (IIRC one of the developers beasted out and kept patching the game after the studio went bankrupt) it wasn't nearly as bad as critically lauded games such as anything put out by Bugthesda. The Innsmouth section of the game is just... WOW.

I saw an LP of it two years ago and after that I started reading Lovecrafts work. While he was a real asshat as a person he certainly knew how to create a really magical (yet horrifying) world that draws you in the more you continue to read about it.
And the game seemed to be a really good adaption of the whole world that the author created. And the voice acting, Those people in Innsmouth sound so creepy!

Edit; Just saw that it's 5 Euros on Steam and bought it.

The War Z(infestation survivor stories) is my threshold for how little a company cares about the players and game in general.

I was shocked to see how far they were allowed to go with their bad treatment of paying customers who complained about the game on the discussion section of the store page. They insulted them, censored them by deleting theads, lied and so on. And they did so little to improve the game. Also, they stole assets from other games like Walking Dead (TellTale) if I remember correctly.

 

[zeemumu]

I was shocked to see how far they were allowed to go with their bad treatment of paying customers who complained about the game on the discussion section of the store page. They insulted them, censored them by deleting theads, lied and so on. And they did so little to improve the game. Also, they stole assets from other games like Walking Dead (TellTale) if I remember correctly.

It was the blatant lying that got me. I was aware that it was still in development, but they didn't even have half the stuff that they said was in the current version. The maps at the time were just large fields and forests with empty houses and army outposts, and the respawn time thing was bullshit. It was the weakest cashgrab that I've ever seen, even for microtransactions. I ended up getting my money back from Steam and buying something else.

I've been watching my friend lose her shit over a breakup for 2 weeks. It's just so interesting. I've never seen anyone go this insane before, especially over a relationship that lasted less than a year. Part of me wants to tell her to grow up and the other part wants to give her a hug and tell her that I hope that she feels better. And the type of insanity changes every day. The first one was her believing that they were going to get back together soon, then unbridled rage, then borderline suicidal sadness, then back to thinking that they were going to get back together, then the typical "I miss you" stuff, and now it's back on rage. I honestly had no idea she was this unstable. I had a crush on her in freshman year of high school and she never seemed insane back then. In fact I'm pretty sure she thought I was weird.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That moment when you go to stretch and hit the ceiling fan because you're oblivious to everything around you.

Tall people have problems too.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As for War Z, well one of the guys behind it was also behind this monstrosity. So I'm not sure why people were expecting a halfway honest and quality product.

 

[Turin]

Slightly disappointed that the voice was Serkis only because I'm really hoping Cumberbatch is in it. Still holding out hope he's been cast in an against type roll.... which would actually be better tbh.

That moment when you go to stretch and hit the ceiling fan because you're oblivious to everything around you.

Tall people have problems too.

That moment when you go to stretch and you tear your left groin muscle that doesn't heal for what felt like 2 years.

Idiot problems.

 

[You Know Nothing]

[edit]:

-adds to pranks notebook-

 

[Clydefrog]

oh, surprise! it's... food?

bag of water on the side, pls

 

[Acid08]

oh, surprise! it's... food?

bag of water on the side, pls

yeah

 

[Turin]

Not sure I want to know what's in that bag to the right......