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[GWX]

lol wat

 

[Lucario]

Is it just me or has jumping changed (in the plaza at least) after the patch?

seems the same to me

the out of bounds glitch still works too

 

[Neiteio]

I prefer chatterboxes so Callie confirmed for me <3

That's it... Now you've done it.

I'm swatting you. Or rather, squatting. And by squatting, I don't mean sitting in your house. I mean the squid version of swatting. So I'm not sending a SWAT team to your house. Instead I'm ordering 10,000 pounds of squid, to be delivered to your door at 123 Bad Taste Avenue in Shitasteville, Unfreshylvania.

I hope you think about what you've done.

Marie forgives all but I am not so merciful.

But do racial equality, gender equality, and gender fluidity truly matter when giant octopus people attack and steal all of the electric catfish? Back in the Cap'n's day people actually stood for something b

The octopus invasion will indeed make all of our problems look like ink in the bucket

 

[Azure J]

you mean this?



#TeamMarie

Poor Callie stays getting roasted.

 

[Beelzebufo]

[Actual spoilers]

I think you mean

Spoiler

ten thousand years from now

in the Capn's day.

lol I stand corrected. Kids today have no respect for their (same real spoiler)

Spoiler

future

elders

Spoiler

I also prefer Callie

 

[vinnygambini]

Splatoon just triggered an update. Anyone else?

Downloading now.

 

[WALKMAN04]

I don't see how anyone can like Callie, Marie always has the good one liners
#Team Marie

 

[Regiruler]

Splatoon just triggered an update. Anyone else?

It was to patch spykexjudd

And allegedly improved the inkopolis framerate.

 

[Anteo]

I'm a charger now.

 

[GWX]

you're welcome for the inkstrike, lol

 

[Enforced]

Wow boney. You're good.

 

[Neiteio]

I don't see how anyone can like Callie, Marie always has the good one liners
#Team Marie

You know, I read in a book* once that people who prefer Callie to Marie hate puppies, red licorice and freedom

*book that is unpublished, in my desk drawer, written by me five minutes ago

 

[vinnygambini]

It was to patch spykexjudd

And allegedly improved the inkopolis framerate.

Much appreciated.

 

[Phamit]

lol Their german names are Aioli and limone, instead of Callie and Marie

 

[Belgian Dude]

Hey, if I'm DC'ed in the lobby (and by DC'ed accidentaly press Yeah and forcefully turn off the Wii U), before a match begins (before even the 'Battle Time'), do I still lose points in ranked?

 

[Vecks]

Ouch. Got destroyed.

 

[Ferrio]

Just beat it, end boss was cool but repetitive. The credits were cute too.

 

[sonto340]

Can a direction on the dpad be "Why are you putting warp points on our spawn"

 

[GWX]

ugh, couldn't splat to save my life

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Can a direction on the dpad be "Why are you putting warp points on our spawn"

If only.

 

[The Giant]

Man, fighting the final boss with a charger during the amiibo challenge is gonna take some time.

 

[Boney]

Nice. I'm getting better.

That 0.1% win Omg

 

[MrPanic]

These one sided battles are getting a bit dumb.

Time for a weapon change.

 

[Lucario]

Surprised they went from 1.0 all the way to 1.2

Will be interested to see what all gets fixed/changed.

0.2 pleasantness

 

[Totakeke]

Hahah, persistent bastard Smith.

 

[GWX]

yay DC -.- edit: will try to join Vecks

 

[Xeteh]

yay, comm error.

 

[WALKMAN04]

You know, I read in a book* once that people who prefer Callie to Marie hate puppies, red licorice and freedom

*book that is unpublished, in my desk drawer, written by me five minutes ago

I wouldn't be surprised about that there must be something wrong with them, you said you write for a newspaper maybe you can publish it

 

[Mesoian]

How can I get more points than everyone on the OTHER team, and we still lose?

 

[jnWake]

I hate it so much when I leave all the upper part of Saltspray Rig painted, leave for a while then look at the map and it's all painted by the other team.

Feels like...

 

[Fantastical]

Getting disconnected all the DaMN time now. I have a wired connection!

 

[Enforced]

That 0.1% win Omg

Yeah. I was surprised. Lol
Edit: heath. :x

 

[Kid Ska]

I hate it so much when I leave all the upper part of Saltspray Rig painted, leave for a while then look at the map and it's all painted by the other team.

Feels like...

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fire_community.gif[mg][/QUOTE]
At least you know where the priorities for that map lie.

 

[SmithnCo]

Putting ink mines in the corridors is kinda hilarious

 

[Shahadan]

13 kills lmao

Thank you munkyspace for half of those

 

[Totakeke]

Putting ink mines in the corridors is kinda hilarious

Definitely super annoying.

 

[Munkyspace]

Thorough trouncing we got there. Your mines are poison, Smith. Sneaky, deadly poison.

 

[UncleSporky]

Hopefully the performance upgrades will keep coming and we'll get splitscreen

Spoiler

lol

The game relies on having access to the pad to touch your teammates and jump to them. Every player NEEDS a gamepad for normal play. Balloons 1v1 is all we're going to get for local.

 

[DaBoss]

How can I get more points than everyone on the OTHER team, and we still lose?

By using ridiculously OP stupid weapons (for Turf War) that should not make that possible.

And the fact that the team as a whole were covering ground while your team had mainly you covering ground.

 

[Kodaman]

4 vs 2.. not fair

 

[Azure J]

Can a direction on the dpad be "Why are you putting warp points on our spawn"

Only if another button gets mapped to "STOP FUCKING SUPERJUMPING INTO THE LINE OF FIRE, THIS ISN'T SAVING PRIVATE RYAN"

On another note, there was this one video I remember seeing a while back of a Call of Duty or Battlefield stage that was packed to the brim with people firing on spawn that I'm trying to find for a comparison to both Port Mackerel and Splat Zone gameplay.

 

[Boney]

Ayy we got wrecked heath

 

[PreyingShark]

...MY BROTHER IS STILL PLAYING?

YOU FUCK

That's it... Now you've done it.

I'm swatting you. Or rather, squatting. And by squatting, I don't mean sitting in your house. I mean the squid version of swatting. So I'm not sending a SWAT team to your house. Instead I'm ordering 10,000 pounds of squid, to be delivered to your door at 123 Bad Taste Avenue in Shitasteville, Unfreshylvania.

I hope you think about what you've done.

Marie forgives all but I am not so merciful.

Marie's fat though

Also who actually reads their conversations? I just mash A.

 

[Kid Ska]

That feeling when you get 1244 and 11/2 and lead your team to a .5% victory when you were down a man from the start.

 

[Totakeke]

Eh, for some reason you seem much harder to hit Ozium.

 

[Gsnap]

Playing as a charger in ranked sucks. Not because it isn't good, because it is. It sucks because when I kill the entire enemy team my team still somehow manages to not take the zone. Ugh

 

[J@hranimo]

Now this is becoming a real gaf room!

 

[Mesoian]

By using ridiculously OP stupid weapons (for Turf War) that should not make that possible.

And the fact that the team as a whole were covering ground while your team had mainly you covering ground.

Seriously, I'm pulling 1200 points on the losing team and other dudes are pulling 300, 250.

I don't even understand what you're doing at that point.

 

[Anteo]

Playing as a charger in ranked sucks. Not because it isn't good, because it is. It sucks because when I kill the entire enemy team my team still somehow manages to not take the zone. Ugh

I splatted 4 squids in a row.
WE lost

 

[BooJoh]

Is Ink Resistance supposed to be good? When I tried it out I couldn't really tell, but Spyke has some Blue Motos for me if I'm willing to part with 15k of my 17k I have before midnight.