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[Red Blaster]

Pretty sure this year's Magic will be the worst team in NBA history at drawing foul shots

 

[SoulPlaya]

just be happy he kept his clothes on...

He's like a less drunk Taj Gibson.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

He's like a less drunk Taj Gibson.

plus the ability to read....

 

[Edgeward]

Those days off are looking to a be a real bad thing tonight. Super sloppy and even Crawford is messing up on his crossovers.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Did Taj Gibson sign his contact "X" ?

 

[SoulPlaya]

plus the ability to read....

Oh, thank God.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Did Taj Gibson sign his contact "X" ?

Boozer forged his signature for him.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Did Taj Gibson sign his contact "X" ?

I like to think they just give him a rubber stamp.

and afterwards candy as an unofficial signing bonus

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Boozer forged his signature for him.

Booz lied to a blind man and stole from an illiterate.

Doin' 'em dirty.

I like to think they just give him a rubber stamp.

and afterwards candy as an unofficial signing bonus

"Yay. Candy."

 

[DominoKid]

Tell me, who the fuck keels over laughing at the end of a tight game like that where your team came back from 17 down to get a shot to win it? who the fuck does that? That's the type of thing you do when you're up by 20 with 2 mins to go and have your backups in there and laugh at Scalabrine dunking or something. You don't act that way in this situation. Fuck this clown im done.

lol it is kinda funny in a morbid way. granted i've already cashed out on this season.

that's actually impressive lol. shit is hard.

 

[DY_nasty]

Dwight has the strongest fucking face...

 

[Judderman]

"Yay. Candy."

 

[SoulPlaya]

"Yay. Candy."

What a slack jawed yokel.

 

[Syphon Filter]

lol redick

 

[linsivvi]

Told you all Heavy trolls himself.

 

[Syphon Filter]

cloudy you jinxed it,nugs win.

edit:soulplaya booze with a double double tonight.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Stalling for commercial time

 

[rando14]

Did Taj Gibson sign his contact "X" ?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Boozer has gotten really good at that.

 

[SoulPlaya]

cloudy you jinxed it,nugs win.

edit:soulplaya booze with a double double tonight.

I know. Boozer's playing so damn well right now, and he's apparently doing well on defense too. The man would look good in purple and gold.

 

[rando14]

Boozer has gotten really good at that.

lol I can imagine Taj sitting at an autograph signing table just handing kids' pictures of him to booze sitting right next to him

 

[SoulPlaya]

Boozer is do damn convincing.

 

[Mahonay]

twitter has it KG said Melo's wife tastes like honey nut cheerios, lol.

HONEY NUT CHEERIOS!???

NAH SON, that crosses the line.

 

[BigJonsson]

Yeaaaa Raptors, went to the game tonight, 20 dollar lower bowl upgrades, went from 12.50 seats to 184 dollar seats

 

[Syphon Filter]

lmao faried cursed.

 

[SoulPlaya]

lol I can imagine Taj sitting at an autograph signing table just handing kids' pictures of him to booze sitting right next to him

I can imagine the conversation.

Taj, slobbering all over himself: Man, I've gotta get out of here. I haven't had a drink in 10 minutes.

Carlos: Come on, Taj, it's only 11 am! Besides, you promised me that you would come with me to the local elementary school to surprise the kids.

Taj: Fuck that, I hate school. The only thing I want to do is get drunk and not read! I also want to con an entire fanbase into actually believing that I could somehow be better than you, despite the fact that I have mediocre offensive capabilities, and I only benefit from playing against the opposing team's bench players.

Carlos: Hmmmm, it seems like those vocabulary lessons I've been giving you have started to pay off.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I can imagine the conversation.

Taj, slobbering all over himself: Man, I've gotta get out of here. I haven't had a drink in 10 minutes.

Carlos: Come on, Taj, it's only 11 am! Besides, you promised me that you would come with me to the local elementary school to surprise the kids.

Taj: Fuck that, I hate school. The only thing I want to do is get drunk and not read! I also want to con an entire fanbase into actually believing that I could somehow be better than you, despite the fact that I have mediocre offensive capabilities, and I only benefit from playing against the opposing team's bench players.

Carlos: Hmmmm, it seems like those vocabulary lessons I've been giving you have started to pay off.

Dead.

 

[Emwitus]

I can imagine the conversation.

Taj, slobbering all over himself: Man, I've gotta get out of here. I haven't had a drink in 10 minutes.

Carlos: Come on, Taj, it's only 11 am! Besides, you promised me that you would come with me to the local elementary school to surprise the kids.

Taj: Fuck that, I hate school. The only thing I want to do is get drunk and not read! I also want to con an entire fanbase into actually believing that I could somehow be better than you, despite the fact that I have mediocre offensive capabilities, and I only benefit from playing against the opposing team's bench players.

Carlos: Hmmmm, it seems like those vocabulary lessons I've been giving you have started to pay off.

lol.

 

[Cloudy]

Elephant in the room is that the Lakers offense looks much better without Dwight's shitty iso post-ups.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

HONEY NUT CHEERIOS!???
http://i.imgur.com/aCG6l.gif

NAH SON, that crosses the line.

I didn't even know they were getting a divorce. When did that happen?

 

[Pkaz01]

He would come back to play the magic.. what a troll

 

[Iron E Man]

I can imagine the conversation.

Taj, slobbering all over himself: Man, I've gotta get out of here. I haven't had a drink in 10 minutes.

Carlos: Come on, Taj, it's only 11 am! Besides, you promised me that you would come with me to the local elementary school to surprise the kids.

Taj: Fuck that, I hate school. The only thing I want to do is get drunk and not read! I also want to con an entire fanbase into actually believing that I could somehow be better than you, despite the fact that I have mediocre offensive capabilities, and I only benefit from playing against the opposing team's bench players.

Carlos: Hmmmm, it seems like those vocabulary lessons I've been giving you have started to pay off.

You wrote the fanfic didn't you?

 

[NervousXtian]

Looks like the Kings be moving to Seattle.

Good, sorry Kings fan. (sic)

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

wow cp3

 

[SoulPlaya]

You wrote the fanfic didn't you?

Hey, I'm only reporting actual fact here.

 

[Red Blaster]

what the hell house of lies got another season

show's garbage

 

[SamuraiX-]

Elephant in the room is that the Lakers offense looks much better without Dwight's shitty iso post-ups.

But you'll still take Kobe isos all over your tits.

 

[theignoramus]

why yall goin in on Taj Gibson like that? isnt he just a dude who puts his head down and plays D erry night?

 

[rando14]

I can imagine the conversation.

Taj, slobbering all over himself: Man, I've gotta get out of here. I haven't had a drink in 10 minutes.

Carlos: Come on, Taj, it's only 11 am! Besides, you promised me that you would come with me to the local elementary school to surprise the kids.

Taj: Fuck that, I hate school. The only thing I want to do is get drunk and not read! I also want to con an entire fanbase into actually believing that I could somehow be better than you, despite the fact that I have mediocre offensive capabilities, and I only benefit from playing against the opposing team's bench players.

Carlos: Hmmmm, it seems like those vocabulary lessons I've been giving you have started to pay off.

ahahaha this is turning into goofus and gallant or something

 

[Cloudy]

But you'll still take Kobe isos all over your tits.

Kobe is actually good at isos...

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Hawks and 76ers really struggling recently.

Hawks had a good start to the season though whereas the 76ers did not. Need Bynum back soon if they're going to make the playoffs.

 

[SoulPlaya]

why yall goin in on Taj Gibson like that? isnt he just a dude who puts his head down and plays D erry night?

Here he is running a muck and terrorizing the world with his pack of drunken hooligans. The night night, he collapsed against Blake Griffin, while Boozer put up 20 & 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olbJETQbBjU

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Hawks and 76ers really struggling recently.

Hawks had a good start to the season though whereas the 76ers did not. Need Bynum back soon if they're going to make the playoffs.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Chicago standing at 5th seed without Rose is pretty damn impressive, regardless that it's the East.

Kobe is actually good at isos...

It's a good thing he keeps doing them then while making Nash effectively useless whenever they're together on the floor.

 

[theignoramus]

cancer patients, insulting dead mothers, going after troubled marriages, is there anything KG won't use on the court?

his fists for a fight

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Here he is running a muck and terrorizing the world with his pack of drunken hooligans. The night night, he collapsed against Blake Griffin, while Boozer put up 20 & 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olbJETQbBjU

Dat Yalzenbah!!!

 

[giri]

It's a good thing he keeps doing them then while making Nash effectively useless whenever they're together on the floor.

i lol'd.

 

[theignoramus]

Memphis and Golden State will meet in the playoffs. 4th and 5th seed teams at the end of the season

 

[Emwitus]

Chicago standing at 5th seed without Rose is pretty damn impressive, regardless that it's the East.



It's a good thing he keeps doing them then while making Nash effectively useless whenever they're together on the floor.

I think I remember telling someone chicago will end up with a better record than the knicks! That beastern confrence.

 

[Canuck76]

Dang just heard about the kings. That absolutely sucks. Cannot they not just expansion seattle? It would be unequal but they should stop screwing fans and do the right thing.

OKC hate aside, if they expanded they would make money in seattle from day one. Obviously you can't move OKC now. They obviously are building something there, and it'd be unfair to them