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[kehs]

So when is yosemite gonna be out?

 

[Zalman]

ZzZZzzzZzZz

 

[Junior Mint]

Make it stop

 

[ShaoranWright]

I've been watching the stream via appletv and works perfectly fine in my case.

 

[Majine]

Rofl the wrist joke.

 

[Macho Madness]

This is really unrelated, but how is it that nothing has been done to improve the garbage sound quality of phone calls?

POTS is going to sound how it's going to sound. Forever. The future is VOIP, and Apple already provides that with FaceTime Audio. Phone companies are working on it too.

 

[Don't Laugh]

cringe

 

[BFIB]

NILAY PATEL10:30:50 AM PDT
Craig looks so happy about talking to Steven Colbert in code words it's adorable.


Awwwwwwwww

 

[Radec]

what the fuck is going on?!

 

[Aldebaran]

We get it, you're funny. Now show us the important stuff.

 

[dallow_bg]

The simplest explanation of why iOS 8 adoption has almost stopped

Very interesting. It certainly stopped me from doing so before finally breaking out the laptop to do it.

 

[TacticalFox88]

This is really unrelated, but how is it that nothing has been done to improve the garbage sound quality of phone calls?

High Definition Audio for phone calls as a technology exists, but with our current infrastructure? LOL, not happening for another ten years at best.

 

[ELAMOR]

this is some samsung galaxy presentation shit

 

[Maninthemirror]

The presenter is controlling the presentation with his Apple watch...whoa

 

[Jaxx]

I can't woo loud enough for this awesome presentation.

 

[The Real Abed]

So many jokes. They better stop soon before it just becomes sad. lol

 

[santi_yo]

Make it stop. Not funny U__u

 

[Majine]

We get it. Stuff leaked.

 

[Dany]

dis ecosystem.

fuck mang

 

[ShaoranWright]

LOL at the wrist joke, best thing of the presentation until now.

 

[ReAxion]

So many jokes. They better stop soon before it just becomes sad. lol

still better than the attempts in this thread.

 

[dc89]

Omg. These Apple jokes. These are ridiculous.
Roger Foxtrot Thunderbolt Swift Lightning.

FFS. What are they doing?
Steve is spinning in his grave.

 

[The Elite]

Oh god. These jokes.

 

[outunderthestars]

This seems exactly the way that nobody will ever, ever, create a presentation.

 

[Auctopus]

I really, really hope that isn't press.

 

[Technosteve]

 

[D4Danger]

This has got to be one of the worst Apple graphs I've seen. complete bollocks.

 

[The Real Abed]

The funniest part is they haven't even shown off anything new yet.

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

 

[Chris R]

The shark has been jumped

 

[ckohler]

TODAY! YAY!

 

[zychi]

Omg. These Apple jokes. These are ridiculous.
Roger Foxtrot Thunderbolt Swift Lightning.

FFS. What are they doing?
Steve is spinning in his grave.

adding humor to a boring ass presentation about stuff we already know.

 

[GravityMan]

Most of these conferences from all of these tech companies (Apple, Google, MS, etc.) are lame, and this one is no exception. They often try too hard to be funny. The Colbert bit was yawn-inducing.

Apple would have been better off just doing a press release announcing the new stuff, with videos and info.

 

[Junior Mint]

TODAY!

 

[Zane]

This has become an Ubisoft E3 conference

 

[Jal]

What in the absolute fuck, i'll watch later when i can skip all this bullshit.

 

[Wiz]

No fun allowed in here. Let them make their bad jokes.

 

[Iadien]

30 minutes of nothing. Great use of time.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Apple is pulling an HTC.

 

[The Elite]

I'm so glad 8.1 is free. I wasn't sure.

 

[ComputerMKII]

My Macbook Air is ready!

 

[DMczaf]

8.1 and Yosemite!

 

[Technosteve]

HOW DO I DO A CLEAN INSTALL OF OS X.X

 

[Aldebaran]

This has got to be one of the worst Apple graphs I've seen. complete bollocks.

Someone should make a website with a collection of Apple graphs. They're hilarious!

 

[sankt-Antonio]

iwork free, or is it just the update?

 

[Jaxx]

Good job burying the lead.

 

[badb0y]

Lol Eddy Cue.

 

[Zalman]

Wait, is iWork free for iOS too or just OS X?

 

[kaskade]

8.1 monday, nice.

 

[Secret_asian_man]

Here we go!