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[HashtagLapsed]

Well, it has

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Judy Bagwell on a Forklift

and the

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Canadian Rules match

, plus

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Goldberg working a shoot

, so it's comedy gold.

I don't know that I will be able to take it. I just know I have to.

 

[Damn Silly]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1365322

The attempted account suicide in the Booger thread is kind of hilarious.

Watch him not get popped.

I know Wrassle-Gaf loves a good swerve.

Well, it's safe to say I did not see that coming in a thread about picking noses.

 

[Sephzilla]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

GWF 3: Sports-Entertainia
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode!

Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

It's the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!! IT'S GWF THREEEEEEEE!!!

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Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

FlammableD and ShadowSwordmaster kickoff the Sports Entertainiest event in Sports Entertainment with a high powered singles match! Who will gain footing and make a statement in the bigger GWF standings?!
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Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

Will Earthworm Jim be able to stop the young buck of GWF, Mahonay?
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GWF B+ Championship
Tall4Life vs Korly

After stumbling attempting to contend for the GWF World Championship, Tall4Life sets his aspirations and Super Bowl Punch towards the undefeated Korly and the GWF B+ Championship. Who's betta than Korly? Tall4Life hopes it's him.
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GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

Six men compete in an over the top rope Battle Royal to decide who will contend for the GWF B+ Championship at GWF4!
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Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

The boss is back and looking to pick up his second win in GWF. The ultimate upper case B player, imBask, hopes to stop the law in its tracks.
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GWF Tag Team Championship
klonere & Heroman (The New Japan Express) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil (The Just Friends)

The New Japan Express is back on track and is hoping to claim the GWF Tag Titles. The Just Friends are looking to remain undefeated tag team champions in their first defense of their titles!
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Singles Match
Hasney vs DMczaf

After demanding a match at GWF3, they got it! Will WrassleGAF's #1 Shooter be able to stop BROKEN Hasney!?
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Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

After the controversial finish at GWF1's Pre-Show, Syder and Kornflayx square off one more time to settle the score. This time there will be no controversy as the rule book has been thrown out the window for this match.
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GWF World Championship Fatal Four Way Match
Menome vs Zach vs FallingEdge vs Beefy

The championship match shakeup heard round the world! A heated online exchange between Zach and Beefy ended in a challenge being thrown down which resulted in the GWF Front Office merging the Zach/Menome and FallingEdge/Beefy bouts into one gigantic main event! If Zach or Menome capture the gold, their tag teams become #1 contenders. The purity versus filth slogans are still on the line! And if FallingEdge or Beefy win they control their own championship destiny going into GWF4! Anything can happen in the GWF!

 

[RBH]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

What will be the curtain jerker?

 

[Sephzilla]

What will be the curtain jerker?

The card above is the order of the matches. So FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster is the opening match

 

[Tall4Life]

Damn, the battle royal for the No. 1 contendership for the B+ championship is after the actual championship match

that's the most B+ thing ever

 

[giancarlo123x]

I wish I could get in on the gwf fun.
90 minutes till the weekend baby!

 

[Sephzilla]

Be sure to visit WrassleGAF for Typing Smack following the show!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

When Sephhh books me to lose again despite being the top merch mover

 

[Beefy]

Zach needs a caw change , his gimmick doesn't suit the look.

 

[Sephzilla]

When Sephhh books me to lose again despite being the top merch mover

Wins and losses don't matter

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for you

 

[FlammableD]

Named the damn belt and I'm jerking the curtain bloody Tories smh

 

[FallingEdge]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

smh

Zach needs a caw change , his gimmick doesn't suit the look.

here is a start he can base it off of

 

[RecRoulette]

Edit: Apparently this got announced days ago? lmao, alright then.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wins and losses don't matter

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for you

 

[Caderfix]

Did you know that Nakamerica is actually Michael Jackson?

 

[avengers23]

LOL Lucha Underground in 2017.

Never forget Meltzer's sick Twitter burn: https://mobile.twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/857418638734663681

 

[Heroman]

Did you know that Nakamerica is actually Michael Jackson?

I thought he was Freddie Mercury?

 

[Hasney]

I thought he was Noddy Holder

 

[Caderfix]

I thought he was Freddie Mercury?

Are you doubting good guy Dolph Ziggler now? Seriously?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Did you know that Nakamerica is actually Michael Jackson?

Was this Michael Jackson also an artist?

 

[Bluekaveli]

The cat's out of the bag, friends. The show I picked for TLF is revealed at the end of revenge of the taker pt 2.

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It's WCW New Blood Rising

Jesus, I know I'm skipping this shit.

 

[Sephzilla]

*Sigh*

Goddamn now I wish I could play MK8 with you guys

 

[Zach]

The cat's out of the bag, friends. The show I picked for TLF is revealed at the end of revenge of the taker pt 2.

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It's WCW New Blood Rising

We did it, fam!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Be sure to visit WrassleGAF for Typing Smack following the show!

What is this?

We playing Jackbox Party Pack, brother?

 

[Heroman]

*Sigh*

Goddamn now I wish I could play MK8 with you guys

You can for
$29

 

[Sephzilla]

You can for
$2

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plus I need a Switch

 

[Bluekaveli]

I walked out of the bathroom and I heard AJ Lee's music. I was wondering why until I saw my grandma watching Scooby doo lol

 

[Recall]

The cat's out of the bag, friends. The show I picked for TLF is revealed at the end of revenge of the taker pt 2.

Spoiler

It's WCW New Blood Rising

You evil bastard.

 

[Caderfix]

I didn't jnow MK8 was released for the Switch already. I might get it later today

 

[Cosmozone]

Was this Michael Jackson also an artist?

He was formerly known as Prince.

 

[Zach]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Truly the biggest night in the history of our sports-entertainment.

 

[giancarlo123x]

He was formerly known as Prince.

The true form of nakamura.

 

[Zach]

Zach needs a caw change , his gimmick doesn't suit the look.

smh



here is a start he can base it off of

Now hold on just a minute here!

 

[slightconfuse]

https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/857973889644675073

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/857973889644675073

I'm sure aerobatics challenge got the majority vote there.

 

[Tom Nook]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Tonight is the Night

Predictions

Singles Match
FlammableD vs ShadowSwordmaster

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Singles Match
SomewhatGroovy vs Mahonay

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GWF B+ Championship
Tall4Life vs Korly

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GWF B+ Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal
BewareTheBatsie vs OwensIsNow vs Caderfix vs The Strokes vs BronsonLee vs RBH

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Singles Match
Sephzilla vs imBask

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GWF Tag Team Championship
klonere & Heroman (The New Japan Express) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil (The Just Friends)

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Singles Match
Hasney vs DMczaf

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Extreme Rules Match
Syder vs Kornflayx

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GWF World Championship Fatal Four Way Match
Menome vs Zach vs FallingEdge vs Beefy

 

[Nocturnowl]

Did you know that Nakamerica is actually Michael Jackson?

Of course, he went to Japan and I presume learnt the art of strong style from Kazuma Kiryu as accurately depicted in Yakuza 0.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

LOL just got to the very end of the new TLF.

Fucking gold. I cant breathe.

 

[Heroman]

LOL just got to the very end of the new TLF.

Fucking gold. I cant breathe.

It makes sense, it took you 30 years to finish just episode of the lasped fan.

 

[Zach]

My money is on bitter afterthought FallingEdge getting the nod outta nowhere a la TLC 2009 Sheamus. >_>

P.S. That's FallingEdge's new GWF nickname: "The Bitter Afterthought" FallingEdge.

 

[jmdajr]

I'll take a Switch for free

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

how about "The Bitter Aftershave" FallingEdge

 

[Sephzilla]

Watch as Menome steals the belt

 

[Zach]

So I checked out the New Blood Rising wiki to jog the ol' nog and...

*"Canadian Rules" means that, instead of a traditional three-count, the referee must administer a five-count. Following the five-count, the competitor has to stay down for ten seconds. If both men are down for a ten-count for any reason, the first man who gets to his feet wins the match. In addition, there are no submissions and no count-outs.

**After being absent from the pay-per-view due to a (kayfabe) mysterious motorcycle accident, Goldberg did not show up until the middle of the match. Then, in a worked shoot, Goldberg walked out on the match, apparently refusing to take Kevin Nash's Jacknife Powerbomb.

Oh, yes.

 

[Caderfix]

Menome will win and get rid of all the filth. Too bad it'll be replaced by Battleborn though...

 

[HashtagLapsed]

It makes, it took you 30 years to finish just episode of the lasped fan.

Haha, thats fair.

I wonder how much time I have spent listening to this.

 

[Zach]

Honestly, though, if Beefy doesn't win, Sephzilla is a monster.

 

[Beefy]

Menome will win and get rid of all the filth. Too bad it'll be replaced by Battleborn though...

Calling me filth.....

 

[Sephzilla]

All I'm saying is that I'm not ruling out making a last minute bonus match if certain people win the title