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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds

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BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
I have a subscription to the Official Nintendo Mag and I don't know why. I look at it briefly at the breakfast table for a few days and that's it. I know most of the news already.
 
NinjaBoiX

NinjaBoiX

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Sombre time boys and girls:

Gustavo Santaolalla - When Our Wings Are Cut, Can We Still Fly?
I wish I could play guitar like that, I feel like I could just sit and jam all night.
AcridMeat said:
Com Truise Remixes bring the goods.
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Yup, that's Com Truise alright, excellent stuff.

I wish he'd just use his real name though, it's so obvious it's him.
Mikeside said:
SOMEBODY didn't want an Android anymore, huh?
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Tash tried to warn me, I did not heed his advice.
Mikeside said:
I've never really gelled with EDGE. Not that I've read it for a good 5 years.
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Best videogame publication out there for my money, but then again I only really browse EG nowadays, I used to frequent loads of them. Rock, Paper, Shotgun is another good one.
 
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Mikeside

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RockPaperShotgun is great, Eurogamer has news, but I don't really trust their opinions or articles.

GamesTM used to be OK, but I dropped them just after Edge.
 
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Screaming Meat

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Blink Me said:
Biggest piece of shit I've played this gen. At least I have the HD Hitman collection for when the series was good.
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I tell you what they got right: The graphics were undeniably amazing and I can honestly say that 47 has never controlled better. That's it.

Every single problem (the disguise mechanic, completely pointless levels etc.) can be traced back to one of two things: the fact that they eschewed Blood Money's absolutely beautiful puzzle-like level design in favour of shitty A to B sections, or that they gave priority to a stupid bloody story line that NOBODY FREAKIN' ASKED FOR.

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I'm cool.

At the end of the day, a great stealth game should be a great puzzle game. Absolution was neither.
 
NinjaBoiX

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Stormtrooper said:
Well if you can get past the stunning photos most of the time there's some decent articles in there. Paradis is also not bad too it has some captivating photography, I should really buy some of my own copies...
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Earth Porn is the best page on Facebook, some gorgeous images:

Earth Porn said:
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Inked and Sexy is pretty cool too, they also post some wonderful imagery. Yup.
jimbor said:
Over processed shite.
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Oh yeah, they're coated in more filters than Lauren Mayberry's voice, but it looks cool.
 
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Blink Me

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Screaming Meat said:
I tell you what they got right: The graphics were undeniably amazing and I can honestly say that 47 has never controlled better. That's it.

Every single problem (the disguise mechanic, completely pointless levels etc.) can be traced back to one of two things: the fact that they eschewed Blood Money's absolutely beautiful puzzle-like level design in favour of shitty A to B sections, or that they gave priority to a stupid bloody story line that NOBODY FREAKIN' ASKED FOR.

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I'm cool.

At the end of the day, a great stealth game should be a great puzzle game. Absolution was neither.
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Agreed. And nice use of a Ren and Stimpy gif.
 
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Mistel

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sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
 
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AcridMeat

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Screaming Meat said:
You know Lake of Dracula?!
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I don't, but I want to now after that. Great song.
Stormtrooper said:
I don't like Robyn but that genuinely wasn't that bad really. Alice Cooper bed of nails is one of my favorites
I want to go there and do paleontology degree after college in about a year and a bit from now. You never know you might bump into me...
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Try this one, no vocals. Interesting, I never listened to much Alice Cooper. It's a wonder how he's still alive these days to be honest. Was always partial to Black Sabbath. That's one of my favorites.
FeenieVonKarma said:
I'm confused. Gams are legs, not boobs.
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Color me educated.
Can you tell I'm not actually British?
 
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Mikeside

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CHEEZMO™;105159638 said:
I'm literally a japanese schoolgirl IRL

ask ninj he'll back me up
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he'll back you up right onto his pedocock

never trust a Paramore fan.
Paramore and Pedo LITERALLY start with the same letter.
 
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Mistel

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Musha_Soturi said:
I'm doing this wrong aren't I.
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Tashbrooke said:
I've decided you are not real
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Well unfortunately for you I am real and am telling the truth. So I've got a few issues and quirks who hasn't?

AcridMeat said:
I don't, but I want to now after that. Great song.
Try this one[/URL], no vocals. Interesting, I never listened to much Alice Cooper. It's a wonder how he's still alive these days to be honest. Was always partial to Black Sabbath. That's one of my favorites.
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Golf apparently, I'm honestly not sure really how he managed it all at. If you've not listened to much Alice Cooper maybe try Spark in the Dark. That Kleerup song is very nice got any similar ones? I never really liked Black Sabbath I prefer Iron Maiden or Kiss.
 
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AcridMeat

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Stormtrooper said:
Golf apparently, I'm honestly not sure really how he managed it all at. If you've not listened to much Alice Cooper maybe try Spark in the Dark. That Kleerup song is very nice got any similar ones? I never really liked Black Sabbath I prefer Iron Maiden or Kiss.
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I saw that Top Gear interview yeah! That song is pretty good, though any time I hear that kind of metal it makes me want to listen to Motley Crue and Van Halen. I am Californian after all.

Here's another Kleerup song from the same album. Pretty simple but I dig it. Good start of the day tune.

I had a soft spot for KISS at a very young age because of this episode of a kid's show. I can't believe someone uploaded it.
 
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Mistel

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AcridMeat said:
I saw that Top Gear interview yeah! That song is pretty good, though any time I hear that kind of metal it makes me want to listen to Motley Crue and Van Halen. I am Californian after all.

Here's another Kleerup song from the same album. Pretty simple but I dig it. Good start of the day tune.

I had a soft spot for KISS at a very young age because of this episode of a kid's show. I can't believe someone uploaded it.
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I really like Motley Crue Girls,Girls,Girls and Wild Side are my favorites though. Van Halen I only like panama I can't stand jump personally. That Kleerup stuff is nice I listened to some others in the suggestion I pretty much enjoyed them all.
 
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Slowdive

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sploatee said:
9 out of 10 in Edge. I'm interested now. It does look great though and lots of fun to watch someone play. Big Boss's outfit is very shiny. Let me know what you think!
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I'm loving it so far. Beat the main mission in just over two hours, a lot of that was exploring/messing around. Seemed a bit easy on normal once I got the hang of it, the guards can see a lot further on hard. Not sure if I prefer playing with reflex mode on or off, it is needed a lot of the time because you hardly have chance to get the guard who sees you before the whole base goes on alert. I play mostly on PC nowadays and even though I've seen screenshots the PS3 version looks really good in motion, slight frame drops sometimes but I'm kind of surprised how good it looks, at night anyway. Looks like there is lots of replayability. I've heard him in the trailers obviously but actually hearing Kiefer converse was weird at first, especially as I'm in the middle of watching 24 before the new series starts, but I got used to him by the end, I like him, but do miss Hayer. Hopefully he'll return as Solid in The Phantom Pain.

CHEEZMO™;105163637 said:
http://dailymail.richardwestenra.com/

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lmao
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Haha. I hate Daily Mail commenters so much.
 
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