dapperbandit
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absolutely based
I didn't know they had an HMV in Bartertown.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Bicycles. No leather jackets. It was like being verbally attacked by enraged Umpah-Loompers.
Orpington. Orpington never changes.
Those zaney Jocks. Always up to no good.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is in a new BBC 2 drama/thriller 'The Honourable Woman'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQYsZEbu1RI
Her English accent is surprisingly good.
The director & writer of this previously made the Chiwetel Ejiofor/Christopher Eccleston drama The Shadow Line.
She looks like Miss Piggy.
You shut your fuckin' goddamn whore mouth this instant.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Don't be a dick man.
dapperbandit
Banned
What's a fuckass?
As a kid I liked him on Big Break and Generation Game so it was sad to grow up and learn what he is really like.
It's only a game so
Put up a real big fight
I'm gonna be
Snookering you tonight
I'm famed for my aim, so
Y'better believe I'm right,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!
NinjaBoiX
Member
Edit: ^ and
"They're like baby mice."
So much quotable dialogue man.
"Our son just called me a bitch."
"You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch."
I love Donnie Darko.
"What kind of name is Donnie Darko? Sounds like a superhero or something."
"What makes you think I'm not?"
OK, I'll stop.
Damn straight son, she's got a unique, quirky look. It appeals to me.
"What are feces?"
"They're like baby mice."
So much quotable dialogue man.
"Our son just called me a bitch."
"You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch."
I love Donnie Darko.
"What kind of name is Donnie Darko? Sounds like a superhero or something."
"What makes you think I'm not?"
OK, I'll stop.
dapperbandit
Banned
I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
QuicheFontaine
Member
I struggled not to shout that out
Don't fight it. Let it happen.
Snooker has always had strangely good music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkgoeKHsXI
Hot Coldman
Banned
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh....
and here I thought the Edinburgh Fringe Festival couldn't get anymore controversial.
#GoScotland!WeDaBesss!
That's brilliant. Fuck the Fringe for letting that arsewipe perform.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Ok I know I'm a page late but you were talking about radio stuff:
Fuck the BBC for cutting the punk show. There goes pretty much all presence punk bands have on radio :c
Fuck the BBC for cutting the punk show. There goes pretty much all presence punk bands have on radio :c
broadwayrock
Member
I bet its the Slit's version.
I'm currently listening to Parquet Courts in session on Lauren Laverne's show. Good band but they're the most awkward interviewees i've heard in a long while. Lauren asks these long questions and they respond with one word replies: 'Yeah'....'No'... etc.
I loved that Slits album. Typical Girls and Fm were so good. The Raincoats though, <3.
Stoned and Starving is great.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
QuicheFontaine
Member
Hot Coldman
Banned
fuck the system
NinjaBoiX
Member
Haha, I can see what you mean, 90's Meg Ryan had a similar sleepy eyes thing going on. But I find it attractive, it reminds me of the look of satisfied contentment on her face when you've just given your lady some primo deep dicking.
Thanks for that! What a lovely turn of phrase.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I was thinking more of the jowls. XD
My wife just kind of stares at the ceiling for just under five minutes till I'm done.
NinjaBoiX
Member
I can't claim ownership of "deep dicking", that's Kevin Smith, taken from Chasing Amy.
Banky: "All every woman really wants - be it mother, senator or nun - is some serious deep dicking...that's why I can't buy lesbians."
I added the "primo" to make it my own.
Eh, I don't see it personally. But I googled her just to be sure, this is a cute shot:
Haha, aww shit.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I can't claim ownership of "deep dicking", that's Kevin Smith, taken from Chasing Amy.
Banky: "All every woman really wants - be it mother, senator or nun - is some serious deep dicking...that's why I can't buy lesbians."
I added the "primo" to make it my own.
Eh, I don't see it personally. But I googled her just to be sure, this is a cute shot:
Haha, aww shit.
I have a friend who looks just like this but no jowels and bluer eyes. hnng
Maybe you just doing her so deep it touching her brain literally fucking her brains out
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
dapperbandit
Banned
Well that's just illogical and crass.
What you were supposed to say was:
"Maybe your skills in the bedroom are so refined that you literally elevate her consciousness to a realm of blissful transcendence and such is her experience that her memories are erased in a flash of brilliant white light."
I prefer giving hot dickings . Just passing em out.
that is all
I have no idea what I'm looking at here. But it looks glorious.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I believe that's a very young KentPaul. I think. He's left us for Reddit these days.
KP come back and save BGAF!
Time to move on man. Quit living in the past
Chinner lamenting that newbies were destroying the old clique. He has never forgiven them.
JonathanEx
Member
As far as I can tell, conspiracy is a really hard one to get proof beyond reasonable doubt for. Whether it's likely she knew, the proof wasn't there.
They cant arrest a ginger, wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison.
The past was better though.
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